>You are Overlord Zetta
>The most badass freakin overlord there ever was.
>Hell, you took on Baal once.
>Fucker had to ditch and come back with a spaceship.
>Which you trounced.
>But this bullshit?
>This was too fucking much.
"What the hell do you mean 'I can't get your netherworld back'? Pram, you better whip it the hell up!"
>To recap, your netherworld was detroyed by your own hand as you swept up the Tome in your flames, undoing your world's existence.
>You bound your soul to the book, and are now the most powerful book in the universe.
>Swell.
>"I mean what I said, Zetta. Besides, I'm not shelling out the mana for this."
>The oracle Pram had predicted your world's destruction, and while she was right, she was also a bitch.
>"If you want a nether world, just go to some normal planet and remake it there!"
"FINE, GEEZ!"
>...
>You are still a book.
"Pram, could you send me to a planet?"
>She doesn't answer.
"PRAM, GET ME TO A GOD-DAMN PLANET!"
>"Fuck, you don't have to yell! Here you go..."
>She grabs you by the binding.
"Wait! Shit! Don't just throw me!"
>"Should a been more specific, Z. Catch you later!"
>And with that you are thrown across the cosmos.
 
>You are Anonymous. A wandering spirit.
>You had only just died, and you were told you had a good chance for reincarnation.
>Man, you were kinda pissed once you learned heaven wasn't your destination, but your list of sins was pretty short. You'd make it out soon enough.
>Then...a call comes across the universe.
>"I BIND THEE TO THIS JEWEL, ANONYMOUS! CONFINE!"
 
>So we back up a few minutes.
>You are Zetta again.
>You were flung and landed in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere, a forest of some kind.
>Fucking.
>Excellent.
>But you needed to get around. You hated wasting your mana to do this, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, even if he's a few thousand year old demon.
>Spotting a gem nearby, you designate it with your spell.
>Now that it was active, you searched for a suitable soul to use.
>Ah there's one. Anonymous, huh? Works for you.
"I BIND THEE TO THIS JEWEL, ANONYMOUS! CONFINE!"
>You rip his soul out from the mediation of afterlife and reincarnate him on the spot, you mana flowing towards the gem and reforming it into a suitable body.
>A demon's body, hopefully.
>Slapping sould into shit always had odd results, but a slave's a slave, and they can't exactly disobey you, so who gives a damn?
>The body finishes its transformation, into a...
"You're fucking kidding me."
>A human.
 
>You are Anonymous.
>You cough, breathing being weird.
>You hadn't breathed in the last couple of hours anyway.
>This was the first breath you'd had since Earth.
>You take a look at your surroundings.
>Considering you aren't a child, you bet you've got an Overlord Master, like some of the other souls were talking about.
>"Hey, peon. Down here."
>You look towards the deep voice.
>Ohgawd.gif
>It's a fucking book.
>"Pick me up, Anonymous."
>You do so.
>And then you open him up.
>"H-HEY! Don't go digging around in there!"
>You close it immediately.
"Sorry!"
>The words you found inside were kind of like runes, so you didn't understand shit.
>And you pissed off your overlord. Great job.
"Uhh, who are you...sir?"
>Better add the sir.
>"I'm Overlord Zetta, you may have heard of me? I'm the most powerful badass in the freakin multiverse!"
"Nope."
>A deep tone sounds and he immediately looks sullen.
>He shakes it off (how the hell is a book moving!?) and looks at you again.
>"Shame. But now you know. Can you fight?"
"Nnnnooo..."
>There's that tone again.
>Well you better pick it up quick, because we have company...
>The bushes close to you start rustling like a thousand jimmies.
>You take a step back, guarding yourself with Zetta.
>Out of the bushes slowly comes a yellow pegasus.
>Holy shit, what is this; forged in God's very flame!?
>It squeaks.
>"Phew, glad it wasn't an enemy."
>"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
>The pegasus releases a decidedly female scream and ditches back into the bush.
>More voices come from beyond it.
>The bush, of course.
>"Fluttershy! Are you ok?"
>More girls, by the sounds of it.
>All at once, the yellow one and 5 more horse creatures pop out from the bushes in a heap.
>"Galdernit, Fluttershy, why in tarnation were you on the goun' lahk that?"
>It's an orange horse...miniature pony? with a cowboy hat.
>You know what, pony sounds about right for their size.
>Let's go with that.
>The other four are a blue pegasus, purple unicorn and white unicorn...
>Hey, where'd the last one go?
>"HI!"
>A pink pony pops up/down from a perch on your head, making you pale.
>"Holy SHIT!"
>Zetta swears.
>"It's like a frickin Mana goldmine here!"
>All eyes on you and the book, now.
>"Oh shit, play it cool."
>He drops from your grasp and lands on the ground, laying absolutely still.
>The pink one nudges him and he doesn't respond.
>The little fucker just set you up!
>"What...are you? Who are you? What's with the book?"
"Uh...hi, I'm Anonymous, a human."
>"The book?"
>...
"My...master."
>"I said play it cool, you idiot!"
>The ponies jump in surprise, save yellow and pink.
>"Did that book just talk?"
"Nnnnoooo...?"
>Zetta rolls his eyes at you.
>You pick him up and dust his back cover.
>Purple is suddenly in your grill.
>"Hello, there handsome, how about you and I go somewhere where my eyes will travel every inch of you?"
>What the fuck: propositioned by a purple pony.
>She looks at you with a frown.
>"Not you, the book."
>"OK, FUCK THIS."
>Zetta squirms in your hands and begins to float.
>"I'm not playing along if I'm gonna get read! Forget that!"
>Purple and pink look at him without surprise.
>"I think you should come with us. Now."
>"HYAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Don't you know who I am!? I'm Lord Zetta, one Badass FREAKIN OVERLORD! I RULE THIS PUNY WORLD!"
>"Overlord?" pink asks "I didn't know we had an overlord. I thought we were a matriarchial diarchy."