>Nightmare Night
>You've waited, in hiding.
>These ponies, so polite.
>To make a request, you need only ask...kindly.
>Rainbow Dash was the biggest Nightmare Night prankster in Ponyville...
>Well, she was before you came around.
>Nobody has seen your outfit yet.
>You see only success in your future.
>The hour draws near, and you can hear the ponies milling about above the stage you are underneath.
>The telltale sound of lightening lets you know R-Dash is already active.
>It's show time.
>Your drill roars to life, and you bust out from the stage, and claw your way into the crowd, shrieks and cries filling your ears.
>You chase down the technicolor pegasus, pushing the townsponies aside with your only not-deadly-weapon arm.
"RAINBOW DAAAASH!"
>She turns, and for a brief moment, you can see as her smile is sucked away in a moment of terror at the sight of your rampage.
>She zips and zooms as fast as she can from the terrible creature you portray, but she never gets out of earshot.
"Would you kindly..."
>Her wings slow, and you catch up easily.
>"No, Anon, no! Please!"
>You slow to a stop as you reach the cowering blue ball of fur and feathers.
"...bend over."
 
>You're in jail for terrorism for a few days.
>Rainbow Dash is visiting you.
>"It was pretty funny, I guess."
"Thanks."
>"Probably shouldn't have used a real drill though."
"Probably."
>...
>"...my butt still hurts. When does that go away?"
>You grin.