>Day pets in Equestria
>Fluttershy gave you pussy
>a nice gray Persian cat
>you had a little mix-up when hearing the cat’s breed wrong and asking Fluttershy how flaming the cat was
>you enter your home with your new pet, Duncan, in a carry basket and call for your moth housemate
>”Minty, come take a look! I got a pet!”
>Minty, your mothpony housemate flutters to you from doing whatever
“Oh, that’s nice! What is it? A cute bunny? Something cool like a lizard? A sneaky snake?”
>Minty seems very excited as she walks around you in a circle as you take your shoes and coat off, asking about the critter
>”No, Even better. I got... this!”
>you open the cage and Duncan jumps out and starts to stretch
>”Isn’t he cool Min-“
>Minty is nowhere to be seen
>M-Minty? Where did you go off to?”
>you turn your head and look around, and then spot Minty shuddering on top of your huge cupboard
>her antennae are laid flat against her mane
>”What are you doing Minty?”
>Minty eyes your cat in fright
“...Get that hellspawn away from here...”
>you raise your eyebrow
>Duncan turns to look at Minty who gives a squeak of fright and zooms on top of another cupboard
>”...Minty come down the cat is not going to hurt you”
>Minty shakes her head
“No”
>your cat starts to clean its paw now
“Look Anon look it is preparing its instruments of doom and torture, quick throw it out!”
>you just shake your head
>”Just get down Minty the cat is friendly, Fluttershy said she has not seen a bigger sweetheart”
>Minty just glares at the cat
“I bet it is just acting, waiting for a chance to unleash its evil nature...”
>you roll your eyes
>”Well whatever, I’m off to make some snacks for myself, if you come down there will be some honey for you I got from Hexferry”
>you go to the kitchen and fix yourself a snack. As you come back, you find Duncan on the couch, lying around lazily and no sign of Minty
>you sit onto the couch and Duncan climbs into your lap and starts to purr happily as you put the TV on and start munching on your grub
“Psst”
>you take a look behind the couch
>it’s Minty, with warpaint on her face as she lies flat on the ground
“Is that thing there?”
>”The cat?”
“Yeah”
>”Yup”
“Damn”
>you take a small cup of honey and pass it to Minty
“Thanks, got to go”
>you look at Minty as she stays low and sneaks into the kitchen and shake your head tiredly
>Duncan starts to brush his head against your arm and you start to pet him as he purrs in your lap
>it feels pleasant, a small warm vibrating bundle in your lap
>...
>a bit too pleasant...
>welp, you now have a catboner, the boner you get when a cat purrs in your lap
>of all the days to go commando
>you curse at your growing tent and start to push Duncan off of your lap
>but he won’t have any of it and starts to play the limp cat and slouches on your lap with all his fat, rubbing his little head against the lump
>”Goddamit Duncan no bad cat”
>there is a gasp
>you turn to look at the source of it and See Minty, looking at you with a look of shock on her face, wings spread wide
>”Ummm... Minty I can exp-“
“YOU HOMEWRECKER, GET YOUR PAWS OFF OF MY MAN!”
>Minty starts to fly at the cat with Anger in her face as you are shocked by this outburst, you had no idea you were her “man”
>but before Minty gets too close Duncan hisses at Minty and she shoots off back to the top of the cupboard and hisses back at the cat
>as the two of them hiss back and forth you rub your temple and feel a migraine coming