>You take a deep breath before taking any action
>You can hear the fluffies happily babbling
>You wait until two voices are directly outside
"THIS!"
"WAH! SCAWY NOISE!"
"IS!'
"Wut noise? Meanie noise go-"
"SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!"
>You kick the door down as you scream the last word of your battle cry
>You can hear the telltale "crunch" as the two fluffies are smashed under the door
>8 more
"AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
>You scream, swinging the chainsaw around above your head
>One fluffy actually dies of fright
>7
>You run around the lawn, chasing the group of fluffies for a bit
"MUNSTAH! SMAWTY HEWP FWUFFIES! FWUFFIES SCAWED!"
>Smarty's nowhere to be seen
>You make a mental note of that
>Suddenly, you swing the chainsaw downward, cleaving two fluffies in half
>5
>The remainder of the herd simply drops down and covers their eyes
>You walk away, back into your house
"Munstah gone?"
>Oh no, you're not gone yet
>You grab the gasoline and put the chainsaw away
>You walk back outside and grab the 4 fluffies who are huddling together
>They shit once more out of fear
"It's okay, look...I brought you guys fun rainbow water to play in."
>you show them the gasoline and their eyes light up
>You begin pouring out and they frolic around in it
>You let their fluff get drenched with gasoline
>You think for a moment, and set one fluffy aside
>You walk back inside, grab a pet carrier, and toss him in
>Then you strike a match
"Hey, fluffies?"
"Wah hooman wan'?"
>You toss the match onto one of the fluffies
>All three of them instantly go up in flames
"WAAAHHHH!!! NU WIKE BUWNY MUNSTAH! HEWP FWUFFY!"
>They run in circles for a few minutes before falling over dead
>They were literally less than five feet from the pool
>You then begin your search for the smarty
>It's not too hard to find him
>He's huddled underneath your porch, covering his eyes
"...D-dummeh fwuffies wiww keep S-Smawty safe fwom munstah..."
"Nope."
"EEP!"
>He shrieks and thrashes around as you drag him out by his tail
"NU HUWT FWUFFY!!!"
"Too late. You let your herd die and you shat all over."
>Your lawn looks like Ground Zero
>You take him over the pool and hold him under the waterfall
"WAWA COWD! NU WIKE!"
"Tough titties."
>You hold him for a good minute an pull him out
"W...Wet fwuffy go now...?"
>You bring him up so he's face-to-mask with you
"No."
>You grab the smarty by his scruff and dunk his head under the water
>It's only about 5 seconds, but when you bring him up he's gasping for air
"WET FWUFFY GO NOW! WIWW GIF BIG-"
>Another 5 seconds
>He comes up coughing and sputtering
"What were you saying?"
"Pw*ack!* Pwease wet fwuffy go!"
"How about no."
>You turn him upside-down and place his horn against one of the rocks by the pool
>Then you start grinding
"WAAAH!!! NU HUWT POINTY! POINTY FO SMAWTY WIGHTS!"
>You ignore him as you keep grinding his horn
>In about 5 minutes, it's nothing but a stump and fine, bloody powder
>You drop him on the ground
>Then you raise your foot
"Any last words?"
"Sp...SPESHUW HUG YOU, DUMMY HOOMAN!"
>You bring your boot down on his head
>The only fluffy still alive is shitting himself in the carrier
>You remove the bodies from the hole and carry it over
"Wah munstah gon do to fwuffy...?"
"Nothing."
"Wah?"
>You're not going to hurt this one
"Tell your friends about me."
>With that, you release him
>He takes off running
>You turn around and survey the damage
>Shit and blood everywhere, fire damage, and 9 dead fluffies
"Meh...could've been worse."
>You walk inside and stop the camera
>You upload the video to FluffTube and get 15 million hits the first week
>Not a single feral ever came to your house again