>You are Marcus, owner of the Townsburg Fluffy Petshop >Your shop has a reputation for being the best for both fluffies and people >Of course, it didn't get like that without a little hard work >You and your few employees wake up bright and early for work >You clean the fluffy cages, feed the fluffies, and dispose of the ones that managed to kill themselves >That happens surprisingly frequently >You also breed your own stock, and run a daycare >Not only do you watch regular fluffies, but you also care for runts >The other fluffies would probably kill them if they got a sniff of them "Alright, everyone, it's time for nummies!" "Wan nummehs! Hungy! Fwuffy wuv daddeh!" >You feed them oats and grains >The daycare fluffies get the same >It's packed with your special blend of vitamins and minerals >That's a trade secret, though >You check your breeding charts "Alright...let's see...aha! Sunbeam, looks like you're ready to breed." >You bought a really nice-looking Pegasus from Anon around a month ago >She's just reached sexual maturity, so you decide to try your luck "Okay, let's put you in with...Zora" >You pick up a light blue Earth stallion with a purple mane >You place both fluffies in the "special huggies" pen and let them go at it >Sunbeam is crying, but she'll get used to it >You give them both a cookie and jot down some notes >You move on to the rest of your stock and do likewise "Okay, that's everyone! Time to open up!" >It's only 8:30 by the time you finish the morning routine >You work hard, and do a damn good job >That's what makes your petshop the best >You are Starsplash, Pegasus runt >You just woke up and got fed very good nummies by your daddy's friend >After you finish eating, you notice other fluffies in another cage "Hewwo! New fwends?" >They look over and blow raspberries at you "NU! You dummeh fwuffeh! No wike!" "Wah...? Am gud fwuffeh! No am dummeh!" >You don't get why they don't like you >Maybe because you're smaller than them >A Unicorn walks to the side of the cage >He's white with a dark blue mane "You dummeh fwuffeh! Am smawty of hewd! Yu go way!" >He puffs his cheeks and makes sparks from his horn >You're hurt, but not intimidated >You talk with the other runts about "smarty" "Smawty no nice fwuffy...he am mean." >You learn that the other runts are afraid of the other fluffies >Before daddy's friend made the cages separate, the big fluffies hurt runts >Sometimes the runts even took the longest sleep >Daddy's friend wasn't happy, but he couldn't do anything because the fluffies had "ownahs" "Weww...wat if we made smawty dummeh fwuffy?" "Wah Stawspwa mean?" >You begin formulating your plan >For a fluffy runt, you like to think of yourself as a genius >An evil, fluffball genius "Hey, smawty!" >He turns back around >You blow raspberries at him and all your friends begin calling him a dummy fluffy "You dummeh! Big fwuffies am dum!" >He looks confused >His "herd" starts chattering amongst themselves "Am dummehs...bad fwuffies? Nuuuu...good fwuffeh..." >They all seem to realize that they're different from you >Before you can act out the next part of your twisted little plan, daddy's friend feeds you >The nummies are very good >You forget all about Smarty >Oh well, maybe tomorrow >You curl up in your fluff pile and fall asleep >A few days pass before you actually remember the other fluffies >You're so silly sometimes! "Hey big fwuffies! Yu smawty nu am smawty! He dummeh fwuffeh!" >This gets them going >They all seem to be considering what this could mean "NU! NU AM DUMMEH! AM SMAWTY FWEND! MAKE YU SOWWY!" >He tries his hardest to hit you with the sparks from his horn, but it's useless "See? If he smawty den why he no make hown glowy?" >That seems to confirm the herd's suspicions "No smawty! You dummeh!" >He lays down and begins crying >Your next meal tastes like justice