>You are Anon, and you've just retrieved Starsplash from your ceiling fan
>Both you and he have no idea how he got up there
>You decide that trying to find out would be harder than just letting it go
"So, Starsplash, you hungry?"
"Stawspwas hungy!"
>You grab his new bottle and fill it with sugary milk
>He'll only need this for another week and a half, tops, but it makes life easier
>You feed him and he falls asleep like he usually does
>You place him in his safe room bed, making sure to close the door this time
"Not gonna do that again..."
>You're pretty proud of yourself
>You did something right for once
>In fact, you're so proud that you decide to take a nap
>You know, as a reward
>Ever since you got Butthead, you haven't had much time to sleep
>You lay on your living room couch and decide to watch a movie before you go to sleep
"Oh, hell yeah! Sharktopus is on!"
>You watch what is perhaps the perfect piece of cinematography and slowly fall asleep
>When you wake up, you check the clock
"Two hours, huh...not that bad"
>You get up and head to Starsplash's safe room
>You open the door and walk in
"Hey, Starsplash, it's time for your-"
>He isn't in here
"Dude, how do you do this?"
>You look all around the safe room
>Nope
>Starsplash is nowhere to be found
"Come on, Starsplash...it's time for your bath and I don't wanna look for you."
>No response
"Goddammit..."
>You start with his safe room
>You move his bed, blankets, toys, everything
>Basically, you turn the place upside-down
>No Starsplash
"How did he..."
>You leave the room and search the rest of the house
>You check your ceiling fan first
>Nope
>Toilet...no
>Sofa...no
>Shoes...no
>Pays to be thorough with fluffies
>You are just about to cut your losses when you hear it again
>That giggling
>You go back to his safe room
>It's definitely getting louder
"But I already checked everywhere...how could he-"
"Stawspwas wuv bwocks!"
>Blocks?
>You pick up a block
>It fucking giggles
>You take out your keys and carefully pry it open
>Sure enough, Starsplash was inside
"Starsplash...how in the actual hell did you get in there?"
>He thinks for a moment
"Dunno."
>Fluffies will find a way