>Be fairly drunk Anon
>Be walking home from The Salt Lick, your favorite bar that happens to be the only bar in Ponyville, with Barb supporting your drunk ass from falling over
“Y’know I gotta say, you’re good people Babs. *hik* I didn’t think you’d actually stick to your word here”
>”Yeah well when you said 'buy my dinner and we’ll call it even' I didn’t think you’d take us to a bar” she grumbled under your hand which was on her head for support
“Well Barb you did burn down my door, wall, and part of my living room, or closet, or… what'd you burn down again?”
>”UUUUGH, I don’t want to bring it up again *okay*” throwing her little arms up in frustration with what looks like a blush on her face, or she could be cold you guess
>”And besides we’re more than even, you said dinner and booze isn’t dinner Anon!”
“Hey! I ate that booze, it totally counts as dinner my lizard friend”
>”Dragon!” she hufs “ And besides making straight whiskey into ice cream is horseapples! How did they even do that?!”
> Again little arms rise up smacking your hand away from her head nearly causing you to fall over without your dragon walker’s help
>"Not to mention it was expensive” she mumbles sadly, probably thinking about all the bits you made her spend. You replace your hand atop her smooth head trying to maintain balance
>Giving it a little rub making her ear spines wiggle a little in comfort, dragons love head rubs
>She burned down your door, and some part of your house that you can’t recall right now because your brain is swimming in intoxication
>It seemed like such a normal morning, going about your routine, then Barb got involved and things just escalated out of control like they usually do
>Normally you can deal with her whacky dragons shenanigans, and all things considered you dealt with this fine, but man were you furious at the time
 
“Well, some ‘Whiskream’ isn’t going to cover the damage cost” you mumble through a lazy tongue "but it makes me drunk enough to not care for a little while. So yes, we’re even Babs”
>She relaxes even more from the head rubs/spine scratches after hearing that, huh, guess she was still tense about the whole fire thing
>”W-w-well, Your house is still pretty far out. We only just made it to the square from the bar”
“Yeah, Fluttershy was the only one who was really comfortable with me being around at first so moving near her on the outskirts of Ponyville seemed like the best idea at the time”
>Oh Fluttershy, your silly attempts at >rape made your first month in Ponyville just an absolute joy
>You drunkenly remember the time she wore a suit of chainmail and convinced you that you were the “chosen human” and you had to ring both of her bells /S with your dick /S to save Ponykind
>Or, wait. Was that from a game? Fuck you are too drunk to remember
>”Uh, Anon are you okay? You’ve been standing here giggling and saying ‘kek' for 5 minutes without answering my question”
> Kek Kek,Fucking Rapershy. Wait, what did Barb say?
“Wait, what did you say?”
>”I said if you’d rather just stay at the library tonight since it’s closer and my legs are getting tired, also your house will be pretty cold with no door” she answers looking down at her little feet a bit
“Oh, yeah, yeah. Barb you’re fuckin’ smart, that is a fantastic alternative to what I had planned”
>Falling over where you are and sleeping in the square like a bum, who would fuck with you? You’re like twice everyone’s size… well Fluttershy would, but at least you’d be warm
 
>Reach the Treebary /S because fuck Crystal tree-Castle tm /S
>”Shh, we gotta be quiet cause Twi is probably still asleep. You can sleep here on the science bed, she probably won’t mind”
>Oh yeah, Twilight wanted to study your sleeping habits so she magiced an extra room to the tree, guess she just made it into another room rather than getting rid of it
>Barb grunts as she helps you up on to the bed, her little dragon hands pushing and letting go as if you were hot to the touch or something
>You roll on to it fully, and with the brilliance of the drunken asshole you are, you pull barb up with you and hug her into your chest
>”Wagh!” she shouts
“Shhh, Twilight is sleeping Barb, don’t be rude” You loudly whisper while [keking internally] puling her in closer to you
>”Anon!” she loudly whispers back “What are you doing?! Lemme go!”
“Barb, you know I can’t do that, its against my religion to give up someone that’s this comfortable”
>Her now furious blush becomes even furious-er? (shut up, you’re drunk) she looks like she’s sweating, wait can dragons do that?
>You loosen your grip on her and she pushes back immediately letting out a gasp, which implies that she was holding her breath you think
>Man, do I really smell? I’m pretty sure I took a shower
>”What the heck Anon?! she whispshouts”
“Aww, I just wanted to give you a hug because you’re such a great pal getting little ol me to bed safe and sound” you mumble noticing now that sleep is weighing heavily on your eyes and the rest of you
>”Well, you’re welcome, but don’t just startle me like that Anon, you goof!” she says still flustered, but calmer now
>Almost comfy, and ready for bed you are but your waist feels a bit funny. Oh yeah
>You start unbuttoning your pants and undoing the zipper
>Perfect.
>”Wh-wh-what are... I gotta go, goodnight Anon!” she stutters out trying to wiggle her way out of the covers you wrapped the both of you in
“I’m just reaching maximum comfy, my pants were feeling tight with all the ice-cream I ate… thanks again for… you’re a ….”
>Brain overloaded by magic booze ice-cream shutting down for now
 
>Be Barb, #1 assistant to Twilight Sparkle, young dragon, and right now sitting away from a drunken sleeping Anon
>He’s passed out with his pants pulled down slightly
>and He’s right there in front of you
>and, Dear Celestia! You can see his underwear right there
>In front of you
>Anon Is one of your best friends, He’s always put up with your accidents, heck he usually helps you clean up after another “Classic Barb” fumble.
>He’s always been so kind to you and everyone since he got here, everyone was scared of him at first. Heck, even you were too. Everyone except Fluttershy for some reason
>Though she vouched for Discord so maybe she just has a way with big guys
>Even after you ruined part of his house, he just sighed and said “Buy me dinner and we’ll call it even”
>Little did you know what kind of Dinner he wanted, It’s gonna take forever to make that money back. And you’re gonna help him fix his house later
>He didn’t ask you to, but its something you have to do for him, it’s in your Dragon Code tm
>Even if it wasn’t, it would be another means of being near him, because you like being near him… speaking of. You’re near him RIGHT NOW
“Anon” you whisper, moving closer to his tall sleeping form
“Anon” You whisper louder, nudging his warm body a little with one hand
>He still lays there on his back snoring lightly, with his cute face, and his warm body, and his undone pants, and his exposed underwear that you could slip a cl-
>NOPE
>STOP
>Don’t move closer to hi-
>Aaaaand you’re moving closer to him
“Anon” you whisper softly as you finally closed the gap and crouch over his chest
>Well he did bring you up here first, and he said you were comfortable, and he was trying to be “maximum comfy,” sooooooo
 
>You lay your head down on his chest taking in a huge whiff of his scent that was drowning your brain in unclean thoughts when he first grabbed you up
>Oh Celestia he’s so warm, and his heartbeat, you want to make songs to the sound of his heartbeat. You wrap your arms around his neck eliciting a shiver from Anon
>You stretch out fully along his body taking in as much of his warmth as you can, when you’ll yourself back in to sleep you notice some resistance in your right foot
>Your right foot, which has a claw thats hooked in to the band of his underwear. Oh is that al- FUCK! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. ENGAGE PANIC
>NO
>CALM DOWN
>Just use your other foot to unhook the claw from his underwear and go to sleep. Simple, easy, and- FUCK YOU PULLED THEM DOWN FURTHER
“No, oh jeez, c’mon Barb you can fix this just pull them up and over. Just ignore the fur that you can see and feel, ignore the heat coming from his crotch”
>”*grumble grumble*”
>PANI-NO just stay still, Anons react to movement. or wait was that those dinobots things he was talking about
>”No, Rarara I won’t be in your gay ass fashion show. Stop magic tugging at my pants I have to get back to my wrestling match. Everyone is counting on me”
>Anon wraps his big strong soft arms around your back and continues mumbling “It’s a sport... s’not gay…the colors symbolize freedom in my country…piledriver”
>FUCK, you’re pinned in and in the shock from him grabbing you you pushed down his underwear all the way exposing his. His. HIS. /s penis /s
“Just go to sleep Barb, he’s drunk, you’ll wake up first and put his clothes back on. Yeah, that’s the plan just ignore his penis that’s laying over your heel right now”
>Exactly, mouth, just follow that plan
“Thanks Brain, sometimes we are too smart for our own good”
>Hey guys! I noticed you two weren’t listening to me so I decided to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL
 
>Ovaries NO
“Damn it ovaries!” you whisper angrily
>Yup
>That’s his dick
>That’s his dick now sandwiched between your feet
>YUP
>That’s his dick getting firmer and hotter between your feet
>YUUUUUUUP
>That’s you getting wetter than… than … help me out mouth
“I dunno water?! Thinking is your job”
>”Uhhh…mmm. Fuck”
>You feel anon shifting his hips a little along with the moans that
>Yeah, you like that huh you sexy monkey. Got more of that for you up here
>Fuck off ovaries!
>I’m trying to brain!
>”HUH! Wha- Why am I cold, wet, and hot at the same time?”
>Fuck, I didn’t think that last insult to ovaries did I?
>”Barb, what? Ovaries what?”
>Fuck. You are so Fucked
>Ooooh I hope so
>OVARIES YOU CUNT
>”What’s going on here Barb?”
>Anon is gonna hate you for this.
 
>You are Anon, lone human in Equestria, but clearly not alone right now
>Barb is splayed out on top of you after shouting something about ovaries, like fuckin’ what? maybe your drunk ass didn’t hear right
“What’s going on here Barb?” you mumble out still trying to wake up
>”Uhm. well. uhhh” *sniffle* she manages to get out between darting glances from your chest to your face, but clearly avoiding your eyes
>It’s is now that you are aware of the chill in the room, specifically the chill around your waist
>You are also aware of the warm tail that’s shifting between awkwardly cupping your balls, and you think trying to “put on its cool face” as it were
>This line of thought makes you very aware of a few more things
> Firstly, that your boxers are now down to about mid thigh
>Secondly you are sporting a boner that so hard Maud herself couldn’t break it down with her tiny pone punchies (kek, pone punchies. Like what the hell even)
>Thirdly that your stomach area is completely soaked, the areas near your sides are cold from the wetness, but the spot directly under Barb is very warm
>Okay, now you’re drunk as fuck. But, You’d like to think that you have enough brain cells to figure out what’s going on here
>Barb very clearly /s wet herself /s and is super embarrassed about it
>No wait fuck, that can’t be it. are you actually retarded? Aww shit, Barb’s starting to cry dumbass. You’ve actually figured it out now, probably, just say something
“Barb” You say softly while propping yourself up a bit on the headboard of the bed
“Barb c’mon, look at me”
>You place your hand under her chin and gently tilt her head up so she looks from your chest to your face. Your other hand is currently rubbing her back feeling it heave from her sobbing
>She closes her eyes as you shift her head, tears still streaming out, and she opens them slowly revealing those bright green eyes to you.
 
>Eyes full of fear and regret “Hey, Barb, Babs, hey, it’s okay” You say with as much softness as you can “I think I can see what happened here”
>She tenses when you say that, tail and feet curling up to her chest and shuts her eyes tight
“Barb, c’mon I’m not mad. Drunk sure, but I’m not mad. Hell I’m not even sure if this is happening, could be the whiskey doing me a solid”
>”Y-y-y- *sob* you’re not mad?” She whimpers as she musters up enough courage to look up at you
“No, silly dragon, I’m not mad. Honest.”
>she calms down a bit with more back and neck rubs since your hands haven’t moved from where you put them
>”Wh-what did you mean by ‘doing you a solid’?” she whispers out the furious blush returning to her face as one hand moves on your chest and the other moves to the arm supporting her chin
“What? Oh, well… okay here’s the thing.” The blush you can feel now creeping up on your face
>I mean this was kinda hot, weird sure, but totally flattering. It was funny when Fluttershy tried anything just because it always ended spaghettularly
>And you really like Barb, she’s been a total bro since a week after you first got here, the whole short thing was kinda off. Like a midget in your world, buuuuuuut
>She did have some curves, and everything is short here compared to you, and her face is toppest cute right now…
>You pull her back a bit from you, so she’s no longer awkwardly hunched over you and is now sitting just below your chest, her hot moisture still very noticable against you
>One hand is still rubbing her back, ruining along her spines and the other is gently massaging her neck, she’s brought her knees in to hide her womanhood, dragonhood? meh.
“Barb, I don’t fully know where to go from here, and I’m still drunk”
>Barb’s eyes lower a bit, the hope that was in them starting to fade a bit
“But I do know that I like you, a lot”
 
> Her eyes, damn they’re beautiful right now, raise again. Widening as you pull her closer to you slowly
"Aaaaand I like this, also a lot.”
>Motioning with your elbows to the bed since you’re hands refuse to leave the warm scaly dragoness sitting on you with starstruck eyes, as she moves closer to you. Your pulling not fast enough for her apparently
"So I guess what I meant was…”
>You lock lips
>Her, unsurprisingly, smooth lips press into yours, gently at first
>One hand caresses her back, the other slides from her neck to cup her warm purple cheek (the face one pervs) thumb gently running along the ear spines
>”mmmhmmhmm” she moans onto your lips making it tickle slightly, clearly she likes the spine rubs. Good to know.
>Her hands move from their tucked position on her chest to your shoulders as she pulls you in a little harder to the kiss, feeling more tickles making you realize her thin tongue is prodding for entry
>You concede and open your mouth letting her dexterously long slick tongue wriggle in and proceed to dance around with your wide short sluggish tongue in comparison
>She moves one hand to the back of your head and presses your faces even closer, the other digs a bit into your shoulder and you can feel her press down into your chest with her bottom
>This. Is. Amazing! Extremely weird, but amazing nonetheless. And as much as you enjoy the kissing, your boner is throbbing so hard its starting to hurt.
>You pull her back from you, breaking the kiss, to regain your breath and as much composure as your drunk horny brain can get
“Wow *huff* Barb *huff* That was… you’re-“ cut off from continuing by more dragon lips.
>Your hand goes down from her cheek, snaking its way down past her chest, her belly (which elicits a shiver from Barb), with a thumb now rubbing the intense heat coming from her crotch
 
>”hah *gasp* Anon! *huff*” she falls back a bit, shocked from your touch, luckily your hand is still at her back to support her. Her hands recoil back to her chest and her knees tuck in some
“Barb, if you don’t want to do this that’s cool. I j-“
>”NO! oh” she cringes a bit at her declaration, afraid of waking Twilight
>”No, I do Anon, I’ve wanted to for” she clams up instantly eyes going wide with realization before looking away from your face
>She keep looking at your chest and her hands stretch out along your arms and spreads her legs out letting you see the warm damp beautiful slit of hers
>”Just be gentle okay Anon” she mumbles out still keeping her eyes at your chest
>You keep rubbing around the top of her lips, causing her to fidget more on top of you, her breathing becoming more irregular as her lust rises
>She keeps mewling from your touch, letting out gasps when you touch a particularly sensitive spot, you press into those spots a little harder and her moans start slipping out
>Finally her claws dig into your arm and she tenses up, clenching her eyes shut as tilt as she can while biting her lower lip as her orgasm clearly overloads her little body
>OW FUCK OW JEEZ FUCK CLAWS OW
>You bare it for her shedding only one tear (because she beautiful shut up) and press your lips into hers, she digs in even harder and moans loudly into your mouth
>FUCKING CLAWS OW
>She twitches a little more before finally settling into the kiss as the orgasm calms down, a pressure starts making itself known to your dick as you keep wrestling her tongue
>But wait, how? Her feet are at your sides, her hands are at your arms … oh.
>Peering behind the closed eyed pleased dragoness you see her tail coiling around your rock hard member pumping it up and down in a way that sends tingles all over you
>The tip of her tail is rubbing the tip of your dick coating itself in the precum that you can’t stop leaking out from this amazing …tailjob? tailjob.
 
>”Hehehe you like that Anon?” Barb asks with half lidded eyes, probably noting your dumbfounded expression
“y-y-you too” is all you manage to mumble out
>FUCK YOU BRAIN
>Barb giggles a little more to herself as she unwraps her tail and scoots herself back from mid torso all the way down to your groin, leaving a trail of dragoness cum all the way down
>As if it mattered since your torso was practically an ocean of dragoness cum and sweat at this point
>”I liked it too Nonny, but I think I’m gonna like this more. Don’t you agree?” she asks with a sultry voice one that seems too confident for little Babs to be honest
>Brain, this is boner, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PONDERING ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS SWEET DRAGONESS VAG
>Copy that Boner, as you were
>You lift her up a bit since her legs are still weak from the oragsm, getting a good handful of dat ass while you were at it, eliciting a moan from the dragoness above you
>She slowly lowers herself on you, you do everything to maintain your composure because holy shit! This is the tightest pussy you’ve ever had
>Hottest too, like a goddamn inferno, makes sense “dragons and shit” after all
>She pushes down to almost half the length of your dick before stopping, leaning over to put her hands on your belly “so *huff* full *huff*” she moans out
>Guess that’s all she can do, makes sense, she’s so sm- AH AH OH
>She’s bobbing up and down on your dick at a ferocious pace, destroying whatever thoughts you had, and any preconceived notions of pussy as well
>You want to get handfuls of her ass, pull her all the way down on you, feel this incredible heat around all of your dick, but you steel your self
>Moving one hand to grip the shit out of the sheets under you, the other makes its way to the top of her lips thumb pressing on her sensitive spots you found earlier
 
>At least as well as you can, pressing on a pussy with this little Dragoness riding you like … like
>Boner help me out here
>Can’t. Brain. Busy. Fuck off.
>Fuck, like something. Allowing boner to resume control of thoughts brings to you to the realization that Holy shit you’re about to cum. HARD.
“Uh, Barb, *hah* I’m-“
>”Yes! Oh Celestia yes! please do it! Cum inside me Nonny! I want your precious seed! MMMMMM” She screams biting into her own tail to silence the pleasuring that’s melting her brain
>And that was it, A sexy Dragoness biting her own tail, tongue swinging outside her mouth, and eyes rolled to the back of her head, that was the single hottest thing you’ve seen
>The moment your cum shoots deep into her tight dragon snatch, you pull her in, tail moving out of the way so you can press your lips firmly onto the dragoness
>She’s shaking from the strength of your combined orgasms, unable to make a sound, cum from both of you leaking out of her pussy coating both of you in it
 
>Be Barb
>This is just like one of your Japonese amineighs! Anon said he likes you! and boy does her really, REALLY like you!
>You’re so happy your heart could explode!
>Oh something exploded alright!
>SHUT UP OVARIES
>But, Ovaries did have a point, You’re happy, but also exhausted currently you’re curled up against A-Nonny, you’re curled up against Nonny.
>YOURE CURLED UP AGAINST NONNY!
>Though it’s not like this is the first time you cuddled, he like hugs and stuff, this is however the first time you cuddled after fucking like crazy
>Oh man, when you skimmed Twilight’s notes about human mating, you thought he was lying. You’re so glad he was telling the truth!
>”Barb? Hey, you still awake? he huffs out. Exhaustion clearly wearing him down
“Yes” you sexy gemstone you
>Gemstone? why would yo-
>”I just wanted to say, I uh” his eyes fighting to stay open “I’m really glad right now”
>His arms which were rubbing your back lose their support and press onto you as he’s now clearly fallen asleep
“I’m glad too Nonny” you whisper to his ear before nestling your head down onto his shoulder.
>I’m glad because you’re mine now, mine and none else’s.
>You can feel tingles along your body saying those words, and a smile spreads along your face
>My Nonny, My big gemstone… my …precious…treasure…
>Sleep is wearing heavily on you, but did you say what you think … you… sa-
>Your body is limp as sleep has now whisked you away to post-coital comfort
>Unbenownst to both of you your body continues to tingle and slowly grows longer in all aspects by magical right to all dragons
 
>Be Anon again
>Be waking up to a sleeping barb on your chest
>d’awwww
>although, something feels a bit off….
>Oh wait, there we go. It was just your leg falling asleep on you
>damn tingles from a sleeping limb
>FUCK STOP FIDGETING YOU’LL WAKE UP B-
>”*grumble* mm, huh?” Barb responds slowly pushing off of you only to roll onto her back and rub the sleep from her adorable face
>HNNNNGGG HEART PLZ
>HNNNNGGG ANON I’M TRYING
>”Anon?!” she yelps as she jumps a bit from the realization that you’re here
>A smile so heartwarming, your chest may as well be the sun spreads across her face “Good Morning!” she finally chirps
“Morn-AHH!” your turn to yelp now as your hands go up to your head
>ANON THIS IS BRAIN EVERYTHING IS FUCKED. HALP
>BRAIN THIS IS ANON, I GOT NOTHING ABANDON SHIP
“Owwww, okay. I’m okay, ha” you respond to a concerned looking Barb. “Just some hangover headache that coffee will surely fix”
>You finish reassuring her with a small rub to her ear spines and a smile, though she doesn’t see the smile since her emerald eyes hide themselves from you at your touch
>top cute
>”mmm” she hums and puts her hand over yours giving it a light squeeze. “Okay, well lets go get some breakfast then, I’m pretty hungry after last night” she finishes with a sexy smirk
>That look. UNF
>Attention gentlemen, this is Boner. Permission to expand?
>Overruled Boner, Stand Down. I, Brain, need to recover.
>Sorry Brain, could’t hear you I was going through a tunnel COMMENCE EXPANSION
>”Oh, though I guess someone still has some energy left eh? she giggles out looking at the tent rising under the sheets
>DAMN IT BONER! I WANT YOUR BADGE AND GUN ON MY DESK NOW
 
“Uhhh, well, I-
>fzzCRACK
>”Barb, here you are. I did’t see your bed, so when I sensed your signature here I…"
>Twilight having just now realized the image in front of her has seemingly frozen, perhaps with the hope that we’ll forget she exists?
>”eeeeee-“ She’s wearing an extremely forced smile and is sweating profusely >“Ididn’tseeanythingenjoyyourmorningtakenotesformeohwaitdon’t,ImeanBYE!”
>fzzCRACK
>And there goes the Pone Princess. in a flash of purple and spaghetti, but to be fair so would anyone who walked in on their roommate/child? like this
>”Welp, guess that covers the whole telling Twilight thing” she says with a shrug
“Well, you’re taking this better than I thought. Hell I think I’m taking this better than I thought, but I’m still not braining good here so I’ve got an excuse”
>”haha What, you think I can brain pretty good while sitting on you, being all naked and sexy?” she chirps back with a blush
“Fair enough” you chuckle back
>”Now then, where were we” she says while leaning in for a kiss
>Your lips lock together and your hands reclaim their rightful place upon her cheek and back, causing her shivers of pleasure
>*gurgle* *GROWL*
“mmm, pls dnt et mmmee” you mumblespeak into her lips in response to the dragoness's stomach
>She breaks the kiss and whispers into your ear “No promises” *STOMACH NOISES* “Though I guess I am pretty hungry” she says leaning back and grabbing at her pudgy belly
>Which looks, slightly less pudgy actually.
“Hey Barb, did you lose some weight?” you ask reaching your hands out for her waist for emphasis
>She smiles and looks down at herself “No, I don’t think I did. I don’t feel lighter”
“I don’t think anyone feels lighter when they lose weight”
>”Well I- *STOMACHE MOTHERFUCKER CAN YOU HEAR IT* alright tummy, relax!” she says while patting it
>She hops off of you and walks over to the door. “C’mon Anon, I’m starving apparently”
 
>Still anon, but now with clothes!
>Barb was still by the door waiting for you to get dressed
>”You good now ‘Non?” she says hand on the door handle
“Yeah, I’m good Babsy” you reply closing the gap between you two and putting a hand on her head spines
>which feels different, has your elbow been this bent before when petting her head?
>Anon, this is Brain. Please stop thinking. Get the coffee nigga
>Brain, this is Anon, my bad. Going there now.
>Barb pushes open the door and takes a few steps out, with you following behind
>”Hey Anon, you know how Twilight made a magic waffle maker based on your designs?” she asks drawing out the word designs
“Yeaaaaaahhhh” you say keeping in line with her drawn out speech
“WeeelllitonlymakesfourgoodonesandtheonesafterthatareburntRACEYOU!” she shouts while taking off down the short hallway
>ANON. This is Brain. I’m begging you. Don’t do it!
>Brain, you know I have to. We’re talking about burnt waffles at stake here nigga
>You take off down the hallway easily catching up to Barb at the kitchen door
>Muh legspan
>She runs straight for the table and does a power slide under it
>well, she attempts a power slide anyway. Save for the fact that she clocks her head against the table’s edge and splays out on her back
“Oh fuck, Barb!” You jump over to her and assess the damage
>No bleeding, or cuts, her eyes are spinning though. like actually spinning around, in opposite directions. whoa, that’s creepy
“Barb, hey are you with me here?” you say, leaning her up so she’s sitting and snapping your fingers in front of her
>”Hee hee hee, those things were in my leaky lizard” she responds hazily with a goofy expression and her tongue lolled out
 
“Wha- whoa okay, Barbie ha ha what are you saying here you-“ looking around confirms that Twilight is not down here, thankfully “phew”
>”hrgblhlhlh. uhhh. I’m okay.” she mumbles rubbing her head after shaking herself to attention
>”I’ve never messed up that slide, it was the perfect height. My spines slid smoothly under there every other time.”
>”Of course I’d mess it up with you around” she says defeatedly looking down at her hands which are now twiddling the claws around
“Aww c’mon it’s not so bad. Remember when I ate leaves during the last Running of the Leaves. Right at the start too.” you say trying to console your little dragoness
>”Ha ha, yeah I remember, you kept yelling something about >muh endurance, and >muh heat release” she says giggling to herself
“Ha ha, yeah. SO, let’s just never bring up either of these moments and we’ll call it even”
>”Okay Anon, deal.” she chirps getting up and making her way over to her chair, hers being the one with all the books on them
>”Oh hey, remember that time Trixie tried to make you disappear and she only vanished your pants?” she giggles out while situating herself on the books
>GOD. DAMNIT.
“Y’know I did win, which means I get all the good waffles right?” you respond with a menacing stab on the four delicious golden waffles from your fork
>”Okay, okay I get it.” she says trying to force away the smile on her face *OH JUST LOOK AT THE TIME IT”S HUNGRY O’CLOCK*
>Her spines twitch at the sound her stomach makes, and looks over at you “Can I have some waffles please?” she asks sheepishly
“I guess” you respond with so much exaggeration fashion horse would be proud
>Rolling your eyes over to her you drop two waffles on her plate, giving her a hungry smile
 
>What has been seen cannot be unseen
>You thought Twilight was bad with Hayburgers, You were wrong. You. Were. Wrong.
>Needless to say those waffles didn’t stand a chance, and now you have the luxury of having this monologue because you’ve got plenty of coffee flowing through your brain veins
>That’s not how it works Anon
>See Brain, that’s why I’m drinking this stuff, so you can correct me on things like this
>Oh you
>”Helloooo! Is everypony decent?” a very tense voice calls out from upstairs
>”*sigh* Yeees, we’re good Twi” she says with a hint of annoyance
“And neither of us are ponies you know” you respond as smartassingly as you can
>Was that racist of her brain?
>mmmm, speciesist maybe. More coffee nigga.
>Twilight makes it into the kitchen with a less forced but still totally forced smile on her face
“G’mo-*gurgle**bubble**hack!* *COUGH* HUH, Okay. Now let’s say that while not drinking coffee at the same time, G’morning Twilight”
>”Good Morning… friend, uhh” She’s looking between you and Barb nervously
>Oh this should be good, leave it to Twilight Princess of Pasta to make a good show when she’s nervous
>*clack!* Your attention is now drawn to Barb who seems to have knocked over the syrup container with her elbow
>She’s looking down at her arm, and the table with a stern look on her face almost contemplative
>It’s just an accident, not some crypto puzzle whose solution can only be solved by Nicholas Cage
>Barb looks up quizzical look on her cute face still
>Daww, give her a hat, monocle, cloak and little pipe and you’d solve mysteries for her any day
>”Twilight, can we talk privately for a minute” she says with no real inflection one way or the other making it hard to read her
 
>Be Barb
>Currently walking away from your favorite human with Twilight in tow
>The short walk to the bathroom was, easier? than you remember
>You’re really if you’re just imagining things or not but Twilight should be able to help, she knows everything
>Once Twilight follows you in, you shut the door behind her and turn around to speak
“So, Twili-
>”Oh Barb I’m so sorry!” your princess sister/guardian blurts out with a flustered face
>”I swear I didn’t know Anon was with you. I just didn’t see you in your bed and thought you fell asleep on the couch, so I teleported to your magical signature”
>She’s really freaking out here, oh Sisdian. Guardter? meh
“Twili-“ You start, but are immediately cut off again
>”-And I can’t sense Anon because of his magic canceling, so I paniced because I didn’t know what else to do, and I want you to know Barb I fully support your choices”
“Thanks, Twi bu-“
>”-I mean you’re a very smart Dragoness, I should know I mostly raised you after all, and You’d always choose a good stallion. And Anon is a great one, sure he’s a little”
“Twi-“
>”NO, oh I mean… he’s great! Sorry I’m still just panicking. I mean it’s your first love, ha! oh not that I mean you love him because it’s perfectly okay to just be interested in …physical f-“
“TWILIGHT!” you shout getting an “EEP!” out of her
>She’s looking at you totally frozen. Whoops, maybe you were a little too loud, but when she gets going like that it takes something like this to stop her
>Focus Barb, get to the point while you have a chance!
“Twilight, am I taller?” you ask looking at her and moving over to the height chart she made for you in the bathroom
>”What?” she finally responds bewilderedly after a moment longer of looking at you and the height chart
 
“I asked if I was taller Twilight” you say flatly, motioning slowly to the height chart, trying to keep her from spilling more sapphires from her saddles
>”Oh.” she replies blankly followed by an exaggerated hoof wave “ha ha! That’s what you wanted to talk about. Riiiight.” you can see the sweat beading on her forehead
“Well, it was” you follow. drawing out the words to multiple syllables. “But, thanks for saying all the other stuff too. I’m glad you’re okay with all this” you smile at her
>She trots over to you and wraps you in both a foreleg and an wing, giving you a nuzzle. “Of course I am Barb, I fully respect your choices.”
>Huh, wow I guess I am pretty respon-
>”And besides, this gives me the perfect chance to collect DATA!” she chirps, drawing you from your thoughts
>She falls back to her flank when she releases your hug and starts clapping her froehooves together
>Is she- Is she drooling?!
“Twilight.” your grimace and the sharpness to her name snaps her out of whatever trance she’s in and looks at you sheepishly
>”Hee hee, well y’know. Within reason. A-A-And with your permissions of course!” she says with a forced smile
>Was that a sheep you just heard?
>”Aaaaanyway, you asked about your height? Now that you mention it, you do seem a bit taller. Here, let me check”
>You stand over by the chart and she poofs a quill into the room and holds it above your head
>”Okay, you can step away now please” she chirps while putting the date next to the mark
>”Well look at that you are a little bit taller than before, when was the last time we checked?” she beams looking down to the date below
>”Wow, that wasn’t too long ago”
“It’s just like I thought! That’s why I hit my head on the table, and why I knocked over the syrup!” you chirp jumping for joy that you’re not going crazy
 
>”Ha ha! I wonder how soon before you grow bigger than me” she jokes seeing your jumping joy
>There was a little sadness in there too wasn’t there?
“Aww, Twilight, even If I grow redicuginorhumongously big!” stretching your hands up and standing on your tippy claws for emphasis “I’m always gonna be there for you”
>You hug her around the neck and she returns it in kind
“Buuut, you’re going to need to make a batter waffle maker. I’m probably gonna need a bigger breakfast” you continue licking your lips at the thought of a mountain of fluffy delicious goodness
>A wing to your face brings you out of that thought followed by a giggle “We can cross that bridge when we get there Barb”
>”Alright, now that that’s settled let’s get downstairs. Anon’s probably wondering what’s taking so long”
“Oh, yeah!”you jump, flinging open the door and making your way to the kitchen
>Which you find to be empty.
>Oh.
>You can feel your ear spines droop
>No wait Barb there’s a note on the table!
>Oh hey, thanks eyes!
>It’s a simple note of parchment folded over with your name on it, unfolding it you read
>”Dear, Barb"
>”Breakfast was great! I ate the burn waffles and drank all the coffee, but I put more to brew. So, it turns out Dragoness cum, or sweat or something burns through clothes”
>”Who knew right? I don’t think it does anything skin, but I’m going home to shower and stuff before my crotch is exposed to everyone”
>”I’m not mad, Barb, honest. Besides, this gives me a great idea for a prank on Rarity! Starting to feel chills on me so I got to go, stop by if you have time.
>”Love, Anonymous”
 
>Still be Barb
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
 
>Be Anonymous
>Be bathing because fuck pones and their crap technology
>Evertime you think shower, only to be reminded that there’s only baths
>Well at least you’ve got Quacks here, little ducky makes everything better
>”ffffffuuuuuuuuu-"
>What the hell is that?
>Some kind of angry bird or something?
>Hope there’s no evil pigs out in the Everfree, cause from the sounds of it they are probably fucked
>kek kek
>Shill apps
>...You miss technology
 
>Be Barb again
>Can you die of embarrassment?
>You should probably die regardless
>Your cum DESTROYS CLOTHES
>AND POSSIBLY SKIN?!
>”Barb?! Are you okay?!” Twilight shouts from the stairs racing down to see you
>The flustered, teary, brink of death from embarrassment you
>Oh no, if Twilight sees this note she’ll do experiments and stuff
“I’m fine Twilight, just uh ran my claw into the table leg. Yup. That’s what happened. Got taller and I can’t keep track of my limbs. YUP! hee hee”
>Buy it.
>Buuuyyyy iiiiit
>Take the bait Twi
 
>”Jeez, a little dramatic don’t you think” she responds with a smirk
>phew
>Oh wait fuck, you’re supposed to be in pain
“Ow, ooh, says the one who cried when she shut the door on her wing” you retort hopping on the ‘uninjured’ foot
>You’re too clever
>”Alright alright, fair enough. Are you okay? Do you need an Ice pack?”
“No, I’m okay. I think it just scared me more than anything”
>”What’s that you got there?” she asks looking at the note in your hand
>NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! IT’S MINE!
>Whoa, relax, You’re embarrassed sure, but Anon said he wasn’t mad. He meant that right?
“Uhh, It’s a note from Anon. He had to goooooo uhhh”
>C’mon, think of something. You’re too clever remember, be more clever
>Chair! No. Picture! No. Clock! … It’ll do!
“Clock! Uh I mean, he had to go get his clocks fixed after Pinkie Pie set them to blast confetti whenever it was time for a party. Yeah, that’s it”
>”Well that does sound like Pinkie Pie. But did he have to leave so soon, I wanted to talk to him for a bit about-“
>Yeah you *would* like to “talk” to him would’t you!? you who-
>Wait. What? No. FOCUS. You gotta check on Anonymous, he could be melting away or something
“Yeah, that’s great Twilight, but uh time turner is very picky about appointments and Anon didn’t want to be late. He’s probably done now and I want to go check on his cro- uh… CLOCKS! Yeah, to make sure they’re good”
>Suspicious, who’s suspicious? not you, nope. Totally smooth!
>”That stallion is pretty strict on appointments...” she says looking away
>Perfect! Now to race over and see how Anon is do-
>”Barb! You know you have chores today right?” she says with a bit of authority
 
>Wha- Bu- I-
“Wha- Bu- I-“ you stammer with your hand on the door
>”I’m sure Anon’s clocks are fine, Time Turner is a good. efficient. punctual. *stallion*.” she says with an emphasis on the last word
>She’s bitting her lip too, is she?…
“But Twilight!” you whine, not knowing what else to do
>Yeah, totally mature Dragoness here
>”Oh, alright. Just for a few hours though, you do still have some th-“
“Thankstwilightyou’rethebestbebacksoonbye!” You shout looking back over your shoulder as the purple Princess shrinks away
 
>Be Twilight
>Watching Barb run to Anon’s as fast as her little feet will take her
“hee hee, *sigh* first loves.” you muse to yourself
>”Wish I knew what they were like.” you grimace at the realization
>You walk over to the room you added on when Anon first arrived in Equestria, opening the door releases a scent potent enough to give your wings a tail a good twitch
“Easy girls! Relax.” you giggle looking back at yourself
>Sheesh, this place is a mess
>Is that a hole in your sheets?
>Floating the *phew* heady sheets over you notice a giant hole in them. all of them?! what even is this?!
>There’s not much info out about Dragon mating, they’re very secretive to non-dragons. And Anon told you the bare minimum about human mating
>Probably didn’t help that your tail was tucked between your legs and you drooled a bit when he started talking
>It was excitement about the knowledge YOU SWEAR
>But anyway is this? Looking back to the sheets, normal behavior?!
>You’ll have to clean up science bed now
>Ooooooor just have Barb do it. That is an excellent plan!
>Though she should probably stay away from all the recording equipment you set up to…
>You couldn’t.
>You couldn’t possibly have left a recording crystal in the-
>You did.
>It couldn’t possibly have recorded the-
>It did.
>You. You couldn’t. No, of course not! It’s Barb you’re talking about here, she’s like a daughter/sister to you. It would be weird to do that.
>The data of two barely known species performing one of the most intimate rituals of their kind, the Data here on the crystal.
>You….*CHALLENGER STOMACH HAS ENTERED THE FRAY*
“I need to eat.” you state if only to distract you from the conundrum at hand
 
>Be Anon
>Be assessing the damage your lusty lizard friend did to your house
>Man, she shrekt this place but good
>Well okay, maybe you’re ogre-reacting, it’s not *that* bad
>But you are gonna need some paint
>And nails
>Some doors
>Maybe a window? Man you’re not good at this carpentry stuff
>You’re not good at anything that requires manual labor really
>kek kek, good thing you get paid to give lectures about the technology of your world
>What they don’t know about what you don’t know and teach anyway won’t hurt them, they’re ages from catching up to you
>Oh, you’re also going to need wood
>”I can help you with that Anon” says an all too familiar and sultry voice from just below you
“Help me with what Babsie?” you say squatting down like some dirty slave to look your Dragoness face to face
>”Getting wood, that’s what you were saying when I caught up” she replies, batting her eyelashes for emphasis
>Damn, did I say that out loud?
>”Yeah”
“Oh, well. First, I need to stop doing that. Second, I’m gonna need a few sheets of it for this part of my wall, some planks to get this part fixed an-“
>”Uhh! Anon, that’s not what I meant” she says with a flushed face and stamping a foot. Looking down, she continues “I was trying to be flirty” fiddling her claws again as she’s prone to when nervous
“Oooohhh, Barb so soon?” you ask putting a hand on her head and brushing her spines back “I mean we only just-“
>”That’s exactly why Anon!” she snaps back but continues leaning into your touch
 
>“I’ve been… wanting this for a little while now 'Non, but I was scared you’d say no” she responds. still fiddling those little claws
>She balls up her hands into fists and looks right into your eyes
>Some powerful assertiveness to her eyes, like emerald fires being freshly fueled with gasoline
>”And now that I’ve got you, I want you to myself! All the time!” she proclaims grabbing up to your shoulders and pulling you in for a kiss
“Mmmm hmm hmm, mkay! M’ll yrs” you say giggling at her reformed sexiness
>Putting your hands at her little dragon waist you hoist her up getting a surprised yelp from Barb
>Huh, she’s a little heavier isn’t she?
>Nah, you’re just a wimp
>Setting Barb down on the edge of your bed you break the kiss as you lean back up to drink in the sight
>Flushed dragoness, tail curled up between her legs, looking at you and biting her lip
>Unf
>”AH! No! Wait!" she jumps off your bed as though bee stung her butt
“You alright? you ask inspecting the bed for any Dewritos pieces (they’re made from morning dew, it’s an acquired taste)
>”I’m okay” she responds and scuffs the floor with her feet
>“It’s just the whole” She pauses looking at the floor
“The Whoooole?” you inquire
>She shuts her eyes tight, clenches her hands again and takes a deep breath
>”Mycumburnsthroughyourclothesandmaybeyourskin”
>myhruglmebyselefydumu… what did she say?
“Babs I didn’t quite catch that”
>”I ruined your clothes Anon! I don’t want to ruin your bed too” she says somberly
>Oh yeah, that.
“Oh yeah, that. Are you sure it wasn’t your sweat?” trying to save her some embarrassment
>”No, I’ve worn clothes before, when Rarity wanted ‘an exotic model to expand her creativity to' and sweat in them just fine” she says finishing her fancy Rarity impersonation
 
>Iknowthatfeel.jpg
“Barb” you say softly
>kneeling down to your somber dragoness you stroke her cheek getting a contented sigh out of her, even if she’s too ashamed to look at you
“Babsie I told you I don’t mind, Those clothes were ‘soooo last season anyway’” you say giving your best rarity impression
>This elicits a giggle from her and she finally looks up at you with hopeful eyes of lush green
>Hnngg
>The blush returns to her face and she digs her claws into your shirt lightly
>HHNNNGGG
>”So, can we still…?” she trails off
>Never breaking eye contact with you
>Your arms make their way to the small of her back
>which is anywhere on her back since she’s small y’know
“You’re seriously asking me if it’s okay?” you ask while failing to keep your pervy grin from spreading across your face
>You hoist her up and make for the bed again
>”NO!” she chirps and squirms around in your grasping forcing you to put the little QT down lest you drop her
>”I still don’t want to mess up your bed Anon” she says putting her hands at your waist
>”But I still want to…” she trails off
>She pushes you back with more force than you thought she had and sit back on the edge of your bed as a result
>”Just sit here” she says eyeing you hungrily
>whycantIholdalltheseboners.png
>”I don’t think I can burn through wood” she says looking down
>You follow her gaze to see a wet spot growing in size between her legs
 
“I’d be happy to let you try” you say as sultry as you can manage
>”Ha ha, mmm Maybe I’ll take you up on that” she responds through half-lidded eyes
>Barb fiddles with your pants clearly having trouble undoing the button on them
>She gently kneads your balls through your pants while still messing with the button, however the lack of two hands only makes the task harder
“Barb, do you-“
>A thin flash of emerald green fire silences your question as the ash that was your button blows away
>”I was gonna buy you new clothes anyway” she huffs
>Eagerly she undoes your zipper and jerks your pants and underwear off in one motion, leaving them to dangle down at your ankle
>Your firm erection shoots up and boops her face lightly leaving a thread of pre-cum connecting your dick to her face
>She follows the thread of pre, crossing her eyes and slowly uncrossing them to follow down the trail to your cock
>She watches it pulse as the blood starts rushing its way there from the stimulation of her breath alone
>Her tongue slides out of her mouth, licking her face to catch the pre on it, she follows the trail stepping forward to put herself inches away from your dick
>A small wetness makes itself known to your tip as her tongue swirls around your cockhead, having now followed the trail to its destination
>Barb resumes fondling your balls with one hand, being very careful to use mostly her palm, occasionally running a claw sideways from the underside of your balls to the base of your shaft
>This motion elicits tingles all thought your body
>she uses her other hand to stroke the base of your cock, gently, letting her smooth warm palms feel the pulse of blood flowing through you throbbing erection
>Her tongue has somehow coiled itself around the top of your dick, the tip dancing around your urethra sending jolts of electricity all over you
>Barb pulls her tongue back gently causing it to constrict on the tip of your dick, the warm tightness of it honestly feels like your being fucked
 
>She continues this multitasked blowjob for a little longer
>Your hips thrust every time she constricts her tongue, the urge to fuck the pussy that isn’t there rises with each thrust
>Barb uncoils her tongue and uses both hands to work your shaft now that it’s glistening with your pre-cum and her saliva
>She pulls your dick down slowly in spite of all the force your cock can muster resisting her
>Her mouth opens wide and envelops you down to mid shaft, one hand gently grips the base of your dick giving it light squeezes
>as she starts bobbing up and down along your shaft going to about midway each time you place your hand on the side of her face and begin rubbing her ear spines with your thumb
>She leans slightly in the direction of your touch but continues her motions, the warmth coming from inside her mouth is incredible
>It’s like standing in front of a roaring fireplace after having traveled hours in a blizzard, except the traveler is your dick
>You wonder what happened to her other hand until you can hear increasing louder *squelsh*-ing sounds, leaning over gives you a nice view of barb’s hand running back and forth between the folds of her dripping pussy
>The heat and surprisingly the gentle grip of her hand is pushing you close really quickly now, you keep thrusting and pulling Barb’s check just a bit more
>She receives the message and begins bobbing faster, stroking your shaft now in place of gripping it, and her hand now moist with her juices is back to fondling your balls
>”MMMMHHMMM” she moans into your cock and tenses slightly, slowing down on all her previous quick motions
>Looking down reveals she’s gone to sliding her tail between her slit, letting the spade shaped tip bump her sensitive areas and she slides it back and forth
“Oh god that’s hot” you mostly breathe out due to being driven even closer to the edge from the view alone
>Barb, hearing this, redoubles her efforts bobbing even harder which sends you straight over
>You didn’t even have time to warn her, though it doesn’t seem like she cares
>Barb’s eyes widen in shock at the blast of semen hits the back of her throat, they refocus after she realizes what’s happened
>You then feel a familiar coiling sensation as her tongue wraps around your dick, from bast to just under the head
>She then constricts and pulls at the same time, trying to milk your cock for everything it has to offer, and you give it
>You give until there’s nothing left and she takes it all happily
>Barb, seemingly content with her spoils uncoils her tongue and pulls off your dick with a slight *pop* sound
>She smiles up at you making sure to give an exaggerated gulp as you see you load slide from her mouth down her smooth green neck
“Wow, Barb, that was just… I have no words.”
>”Hmmm, well I- *hic*”
>A green flame escapes her lips as she slaps a hand up to her face with a shocked expression
>”Oops…” she pauses looking straight in front of her
“What?” you ask with a chuckle “Did it go down the wrong pipe?”
>She lays her head down in your lap as you scratch her ear fins
>”No, I just thought that maybe I did something, but I guess I didn’t”
“Okay Miss cryptic” you chide “I’m gonna go get a show- bath! A bath running so we can get cleaned up, and then maybe I’ll finally get started on my house”
 
>Be Barb
>Anon just walked into the bathroom to prep a bath for you two
>Phew
>You really thought that-
>A sudden rumbling in your throat gives you the confirmation you were dreading
>FWOOSH
>A scroll appears before you, adorned with a sun seal
“Oh joy.”
>You’re dreading what’s continued inside, but you open it anyway
>”Dear Princess Twilight,
>”I am very pleased to know that you have finally bedded a stallion, I *knew* you could do it!”
>”This new avenue of friendship will prove invaluable to your studies I’m sure, but I assure you that reports alone are more than sufficient”
>”Yours Truly, Princess Celestia”
>…Welp, at least you’re off the hook for now. You can only hope she never bring this up again, and you may get away with it
>”P.S. This stallion tastes quite virile, I’d keep him around if I were you”
“Heh, oh I plan to keep him around for a looooong time Princess” you state with a snarl adorning your face as the tingles set in on your body again
>...Did Celestia get shrinking parchment?
 
>Still Barb
>Your body was on fire
>Well the inside always kinda feels that way
>But now its all of you
>From the spines on your head down to the tip of your tail tingles like soft licks of flame seemingly envelope you
>But you see no fire
>You don’t see anything really
>Your mind is still on one thing having read Celestia’s Letter
>Anon
>Keep him around?
>You couldn’t imagine anything else
>He’s too important to you, He’s so rare
>So special
>Like the rarest treasure
“Heh, I plan to keep him around for a long time Princess” you snarl
>Mostly at yourself
>This tingling is great, is this what it’s always like after sex? if so you could totally get used to this
>Horsefeathers you *love* this!
>You were still doubled over on Anon’s bed keeping your booty away from his bed lest you add more to the cost of paying him back
>Your knees touch the floor
“Hmm, oh no I’m slipping off!” you muse to yourself imagining your upper half sliding closer to the edge of the “cliff"
>Anon’s shirtless form is racing over to save you, but he’s too late!
>You slip off, plummeting to your doom!
>Except…
>You weren’t sliding
“What?"
>Opening your eyes yields quite the sight
 
>This. This is bad.
>Your body still tingles
>Still grows
“This isn’t a growth spurt is it?
>This is REALLY bad
>"No Barb, this is great!"
>A voice that sounds like yours, but isn’t yours speaks up
>”Don’t you see Barb? Now you can just take whatever you want from him!”
“N-Nnnooo” you strain to say the word
>The tingling slows down
>You collapse to the floor
>There’s less space now
>”Oh yes Barb! C’mon we both know what you want, it’s literally all around you!”
>”Mountains of stuff, specially designed, by that gleaming monkey!” the voice urges
>you coil into yourself and tense as hard as you can as the voice gets louder and the ‘flames’ begin to rise again
“I don’t need it” you whimper
>”Oh Barbie of course!” answers the voice softly, enticingly
>”What am I thinking?! Of course you don’t need it” coos the voice
>The fires fade away
>You relax slightly, free from the episode
>The only sound is that of water rushing to fill a tub, and your labored breathing
“You only need him!”
>Your own voice surprises you
>and in that moment, when your guard is down, the fire rises
>You rise
>This. This is…
>”Good”
 
“Oh Tartarus!”
>*whack*
>Ow!
>You threw a hand up to shut your mouth for yelling, the changes to your body made you whack your eye
>You’re really in it now Barb
>Something has gone horribly wrong
>You think
>Maybe
>You’re not sure, but maybe Twilight knows
>Twilight “always" knows
>You gotta get to Twilight
>But Anon
>You don’t want to just leave him, not now.
>There’s a bath involved
>You “love” baths
>FOCUS BARB
>Right, you gotta leave!
>You’ll just write him a note or something
>Looking down at your hands gives you pause
“Somehow?”
>Looking at the door, you now what you have to do
>*THUMP*
>Hitting your head on the ceiling is “not” what to do
>You hear the faucet turn as you shake the fuzziness form your vision
>Footsteps
>FOOTSTEPS?!
>PANIC!
>DO SOMETHING!
>The Bathroom door rattles
>You shrink as small as you can and hold up the bedsheet over what you can’t shrink
>Which is all of you
“Pleasedon’thatemePleasedon'thatemePleasedon'thateme” You whisper to yourself
>The door opens
 
>Be Anon
>Water feels fine for you and your fine lady
>Dragon lady
>Drady?
>No that’s dumb. Whatever, you’re good to go. HA HA TIME FOR BA-
>JESUS FUCK, A DRAGON!
>LIKE A REAL DRAGON
>OH FUCK! I’M DEAD! RUN NIG-
>Wait! Think critically about this
>Which you do
>Because you are capable of higher cognitive function, and not subject to fight or flight like some filthy pleb animal
>And It’s certainly not because you are literally paralyzed with fear
>Nope.
>First of all, this Dragon is tucked into itself to look as small as possible while also holding your bedsheet in front of it like it’s trying to hide whatever it couldn’t tuck
>Secondly its ear fins are drooped extremely low to look as non threatening as possible
>Or dropped out of pain?
>Lastly this Purple scaled, tan bellied, green spined dragon is shivering, and her big green eyes are puffy with tears and-
>AWW Fuck.
>That’s Barb
>That’s a crying barb
>You didn’t think those thoughts did you Brain?
>We did not Anon
>You spoke those words didn’t you Mouth
“Sure did Anon”
>Fuck.
“Barb” you say, remorse flowing through your lips
>Taking a step forward only causes her to shuffle back
>As much as she can given her size anyway
 
“Aww Barb, hey I’m sorry about what I said.” You coo, trying to ease her pain
“I was just…”
>Don’t say scared
>DON’T SAY SCARED
>DO NOT SAY SSSSS-
“SSSSS-Terrified.” you squeak out, having lost the battle between brain and mouth
>Barb, who was just barely holding herself together it seems has fully lost control as she collapses to the ground in a sobbing heap
>The sheets fall over her, concealing the heartbreaking sight
>FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW
>She cries so hard she doesn’t hear you walk over
>Your heart breaking more and more each step
>She’s so absorbed in her sorrow that she doesn’t even feel you kneel down in front of her and place your hand on where you think her head is
>She only notices anything has changed when you pull back the sheet to expose her head
>WHOA, BIG MOU-
>STOP. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT I HOLY STOP
>YOU COMFORT THIS DRAGONESS GODDAMN IT! YOU DO IT RIGHT NOW
>She sees you flop belly down and throw your arms around her long smooth neck
>She tenses at the motion and held a breath. Fearful of what she might do, of what you might say
>But you don’t say anything
>You stomach all the instinct in our body saying to run the fuck away and you hug Barb
>You hug the shit out of her
>You run one hand from the top of her neck down the spines to the base of her neck
>She relaxes somewhat at the familiar sensation
>She lays her head down on you, landing mostly on your left shoulder
>The hot air she breaths makes your back somewhat sweaty
>You don’t care
>You keep hugging her
 
“Barb, I’m a huge idiot” you mumble mostly to yourself despite addressing the dragoness you’re huddled under
>She shakes again, you can feel her body rumble
>Aw no. Please no more crying, your heart can’t ta-
>”Hee Hee. BAHAHAHA”
>Oh fuck she’s laughing!
>YES!
>Well she’s crying too, either that or you back get really sweaty really fast
>Which has happened before
>Minor side effects my ass
>”You’re not an idiot” she mumbles between dragon sniffles
>”You’re not huge either” she says softly
>She tucks herself in a little more at that
>Aww, poor Barb. She’s all self conscious about something she couldn’t help
>probably couldn’t help…
>You can ask later
>She didn’t mean to be scary she ju-
>Oohhhhh
>She’s the Anon now
>You know exactly how she feels. It’s how you felt when you first arrived
>Man, that was awful. Everyone hated you, or was scared of-
>Now your outburst makes you feel even worse
>QUICK ANON THINK!
>What was it that made you feel better about life in Equestria?
>Rarity was interested in your clothes
>Before that though
>Fluttershy tried to fuck you
>That didn’t really help though
>Twilight started ‘studying’ you
>It was nice that she did something other than fear, but being treated like an anomaly didn’t help, despite the fact that’s what you were
>You felt much better when you were treated like a friend, and the one who did that after a long night of ‘study’
>The one who asked if you liked Ice Cream
>That was Barb
 
>That needs to be you
“Babsie?”
>Your voice feels like a whisper in the wind despite how close you to are
>A somber ”Mm” is your only response
“You’re really warm you know” you stumble out failing to find better words to say
>”Sorry” she says lifting up her head
>Pulling away from your weak embrace
“N-No! Damnit, I liked that” you state looking at her eyes before darting them away out of instinct
>She recoils a little more, the sheet has now fallen down around the bas of her tail
>Fuck, c’mon Anon you’re floundering here
>What do you say to this towering figure, even as she sits before you.
>Man she is Huge.
>FOCUS ASSHOLE
“Bab-no, Barb.” you say firmly
>Looking directly into her eyes
>Her big beautiful eyes
>Eyes so green that all the forests in all the worlds could combine their green color together and it wouldn’t come close to those eyes
>Eyes full of doubt, doubt and something else… Hunge-
>DO NOT FLINCH
“Barb…” you continue “I know how you feel right now”
>Her eyes shift slightly, curiosity maybe?
>But she speaks no words
“I got to this world with nothing but the clothes on my back, in one fell swoop everything I knew was taken from me. I was alone.” your hands clench into fists
“Everyone here hated me, or they were scared of me. Treated me like the freak I was”
>”No they-“
“YES THEY DID!” your hands clench tighter to stop yourself from shaking
>It was a failed effort
 
“In one instant everything changed and I became a f-f-freak” Your voice is breaking
>Keep it together Anon
“I was at my limit Barb, you know, heck the only reason I didn’t …” you trail off
>You finish that statement and you’re gonna fall apart
“The ‘studies,’ I figured I may as well be useful somehow, and twilight was…polite enough." "The tension in her voice and stiffness of her actions kept me grounded in the reality though” your knees feel weak
"She was just the same as everyone else” Your shoulders slouch because your arms feel heavy
“Do you know what pulled me through Barb?” you ask between sharp breaths
>Her face yields no answers, her eyes about to flood just like yours were
“Ha. Ha ha. It’s funny actually. I- I got another question for ‘research.’” you look back down from her face noting the stains on your shirt
 
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“So, what kind of ice cream do you like Anonymous?”
>The  little dragon’s legs swing freely in the chair she sits in across from you
>Probes and gems are affixed all over you
>Twilight asked if any of them hurt
>They all did, but it’s not like it’d matter for long
>Wait, what did this dragon ask?
“I’m sorry?” you ask looking in her direction, but not at her
>Looking at anyone here directly makes them cower
“I asked what kind of ice cream you like?” she repeats
>You mull the question over in your head
>Her voice was soft, tomboyish almost
>She didn’t stutter
>There was no threat in her words like certain princesses had voiced
>She wasn’t autonomous like her… Owner?
>She was just asking a question
>”Uhh, Anonymous?” she asks stopping the swing in her legs
“Bubblegum. I like bubblegum” you respond
>You look at her now
>She hops from her chair and walks over to you
>”C’mon let’s go get some! My treat! I always like ice cream when I feel down!” she’s unhooking you from the apparatus
“But I also like it when I’m hungry, or sleepy, or happy, or-“
“I think you just like ice cream” cutting her from her line of thoughts
>”Hee hee hee, yeah! I really do! My favorite is Mint chocolate chip! and they make it fresh right about now! C’mon!” she ushers you over to the door
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>You finish recounting your memory to the Dragoness before you
>Your hands hurt, but you’ve unclenched them
>Your knees are weak, but from joy
>Your arms still heavy, but you’re relaxed
>Your shirt is still stained though. meh.
>Closing the gap between you and Barb you stand just in front of her now
>Bearing a small smile on your face you look up at her
>Eyes puffy and red with tears, face contorted into a confused look
>You wrap your arms around the sitting dragoness and hug her as tight as you can
>”That’s it?” the confusion in her voice is clear
“That’s it Babs” you partially sigh into her smooth chest
>”To be honest I was just hungry that day” she says sheepishly putting a claw up to her chin trying to remember that day’s events
“Ha ha, and I’m just a human” you respond
“And you’re just bigger” you continue, adding a squeeze for emphasis
>She’s silent for a time, how long? You’re not certain
>Then you feel a pressure against the back of your legs and the back of your … well your back
>You imagine the scene as though you were an onlooker. She’s wrapped her tail around your legs, and her arms around your back. Pressing you into her seated form
>”I think I get what you’re saying now Anon” she whispers from directly above you as her head sits atop your head
>Everyone just wants to be treated fairly
“Hey barb?” you ask muffled by the cocoon of Dragoness you’re in
>”Mmm?” she hums
>A vibration that gets sent down your whole body
“I think I want some ice cream.” a smile spreading across your face as you continue, “I always want some now, especially when I’m happy”
 
“First thing’s first though Babsy. Bathy!” you order pointing to the room of baths
>And relief on taco tuesday
>She gets up to stand, but finds the ceiling a little to small for doing so
>In fact standing at all seems a bit odd given how her legs have grown out
>The have a bend in them that’s not unlike a pony, or well any quadruped if you’re being general
>It’s just that ponies are the most common thing here
>In Ponyville
>Who would’ve guessed?!
“Hey Babs, Maybe you’d have better luck on all fours like a pony? you ask poking her vastly more angular ankle with your toe
>”You mean a quadruped Anon? There’s way more than just ponies who walk on all fours” she corrects you adding in giggle
>Fuck
>Hmmm, Her voice is different. More robust? She’s lost the tomboyish tone she spoke with before, it seems more … mature?
>Man you suck with words, she certainly sounds more adult at least
>She rises at, what you guess is now, her hips which lowers her chest down and raises her rump up
>Is it warm in here or is it just me?
>She does a push-up motion to rise fully on all fours and tries walking around your room with the little space you have to offer
>Seems the walking thing comes natural to her, which is great!
>She’s dragging your sheets along with her, as they’re still stuck to the base of her tail
“I’m on it, hold still Barb” you command
>She does as you ask and you whip the sheets off of her
>Aaaaaand they’ve got holes burned into them
>”I guess I was still a little wet when I was using them huh?” she asks with a playful demeanor, which was an attempt to cover her growing embarrassment
>*sigh* “I’m going to have to buy you a new house by the end of the day or something aren’t I?” she moans
>"I’ll never be able to afford Muleisson's Multihorseity comics at this rate” she continues pouting.
 
>Huh. That... almost sounds like?
>Meh, fucking horse pun world
>You walk through the doorway into your bathroom and turn around
>you see Barb halfway through the door way to your bathroom, the other half seems to be stuck in the doorway.
>When you modified this little shack you call home you made the doorways just tall enough for you so the ceiling wouldn’t have to be raise, but you didn’t really make them any wider
>The Issue at hand now is Barb has to squat somewhat to fit in the door’s height, but doing so causes her curves to… be more curvey
“Hrm. This is a conundrum isn’t it?” you say rubbing your chin and sporting the shit eatingest of grins you can fathom
>”Gee, you think?!” she huffs back at you
“Alright alright, calm down.” You reply and walk over to her giving her a pat on the waist “I’ve got a plan”
>This was the greatest of plans!
“This is the best plan I’ve ever had”
>”Can you just hurry up, there’s ice cream at stake here”
>Can’t hear you Barb
>I can’t hear you over the sound of HOLY GEEZ THERE IS SOME HUGE DRAGON BUTT IN YOUR FACE
>Really the only mess parts on Barb after your little pleasure session was her face, an easy fix
>And her nether region, which was not so easy.
>The Bath wouldn’t really fit her entirely anyway, even if you could get her through the door
>Instead you had Barb lay down and relax while you pulled her voluptuous rear into the bathroom so your could scrub her clean
>So to re-iterate
>Best.
>Plan.
>EVER.
>”Nonny! The longer you take back there the mrh flgr muh” she got gradually quieter
“Sorry Sweet Cheeks I didn’t catch that!” exclaim and add a slap to this dragon booty for emphasis
>A yelp is heard, which is followed by “The longer you take, the more you’ll have to clean”
 
>One totally relaxing bathing session, followed by a hilarious attempt to get a big Dragoness into your living room later
>You return carrying one cup of bubble gum ice cream for yourself and 3 buckets full of mint chocolate chip
>Funnily enough, the damage done to your door left more than enough room for the Dragoness to get in and out, so she could’ve gone with you and helped you carry al this goddamn ice cream buuuut
>”I’m comfortable with you right now, but I don’t think I can face every pony out there just yet” she said, fiddling with her claws like usual
>But she had to do it laying on your floor propped up on her elbows, because of the whole ‘quadruped’ thing.
>your “D’awwww" session was cut short by her continuation of “Maybe after some mint chocolate chip?” she plead biting her lip and giving you mega puppy eyes
>You had “D’awwwww”-ed all the way to the store ice cream parlor
>Then you bitched all the way back at how heavy it all was
>Setting the load of ice cream down on the table you walk over and grab two spoons out of instinct
>Turning around and Seeing Barb face deep into the her second bucket of Ice cream made you realize what a mistake that was
>WHA- FU- Second Bucket?!
“Geez Babsy slow down! You’ll be breathing out frost at this rate”
>She stops inhaling the second bucket for a moment and looks at you taking a huge gulp of ice cream while she’s at it
>You watch the mound of mint slide from her chin down her long and slender neck, until the bump of creamy goodness disappears into her torso
>”You know I love Mint Cee Cee Anon” she pouts for a moment, before recovering with a lick of her lips “And you picked a fresh batch this time!”
>You scarf down a few spoonfuls of your own ice cream before responding
“Yeah, well they had to make three full batches to fill your order y'know. Of course it’s fresh”
>Her response is to hop from her left legs to her right in joy rattling your house gently from the motion
 
>Be Barb
>Hate everything
>You never learn
>You NEVER learn
>Tongue here, it was delicious, we regret NOTHING!
>Stomach here, Fuck all y’all
>You want Anon closer to you, to rub your aching belly and scratch your ear fins like always does when you do this to yourself
>A moan is all you manage to let out
>”Ha ha, Seems like almost two buckets is the most you can handle eh?” he chides you from above where he lays on his couch
>A couch you no longer fit in sadly
>”Probably shouldn’t have pressed on to the third one Barb” he reaches over and starts rubbing your belly granting you some relief
>He withdraws his hand and you let out a whimper in defiance
>"Hold on, lemme get my-” he grunts “Uh! Pillow. Had it stuck under me”
>An inquiring groan escapes your lips
>”Because Babs, getting up is for scrubs” he answers you, having learned your tummy-ache language months ago
>He slides down the side of the couch and flops down to your side on the floor
>Your tail flops over his legs and tucks in under him slightly while he moves his pillow down to the curve in your neck
>You open one eye to look at him and he pushes the front of his face into the side of yours giving you a nuzzle and a kiss on the cheek and rests his head on the pillow
>One hand reaches back behind him and rubs the sides of your belly, returning the relieving sensation to it again
>His other hand reaches up to grasp at your ear fins, which are now much bigger than a thumb can handle so he strokes it with a whole hand
>This human, You love this human.
>So comforting, and sweet
>Not to mention you get to be the big spoon now which you also love
>So warm and soft
>You feel yourself drift off to sleep, and yet in the dark of your mind concepts emerge
>Your body feels full and yet it hungers
>So rare and precious
 
>Be Anon
>Be comfy as fuck
>Yo this here is some bomb ass bed you’ve got
>Oh wait, This is a dragon, specifically your Dragoness Barb
>At some point you wound up on her belly after she needed her usually ice cream recovery period
>Huh, so this is what its like to to be the little spoon
>Man, this is fuckin’ rad
>A moan and sudden compression into the warm smooth dragoness chest shakes you from your thoughts
>And sends a shiver down your spine, You may like and understand Barb, but there’s still some weird instinct shit that you have to fight
>”Mm, Nonny! How’s my precious little monkey man” she coos face to face with you, a hot minty smell invades your nostrils
>You’re not sure if this is some predator-prey shit going on, but her voice, and those eyes are doing things to you
>Sexy things
>”Hmm hmm, Very active I’m noticing!” she coos with a bemused as a result of your squirming
>”My lit- I mean Big. Manly. Monkey.” she closes the gap between your faces as with each word of praise she gives you
>Finally closing the gap by sealing your lips together
>Sort of, You admit it’s a little awkward to kiss her given the size difference, but when she nuzzles your face and her long tongue sweeps along your neck and face your boner knows exactly what to do
>”You taste so good Nonny!” she coos and nudges you up with her head and neck
>Once on your feet she turns around to present her equally eager nethers to you
>Swollen and full of hot color, and somehow wetter than when you were bathing her
>”C’mon Nonny!” Ravish me!” she orders looking back to face you with hungry eyes
>You’re at a severe impasse here, Boner is at full attention, brain is telling you to run.
>God damn, what kind of life are you living right now, what would your mother say
>”Pound that Ass Anon.”
>You said Mother, not father
>”What your father said, don’t be a pussy dear.”
>Your parents were fucking weird, guess naming their kid anonymous should’ve clued you in to that
 
>Well you wouldn’t want to disappoint your imaginary parents now would you?
>Taking a glance over to the ruined part of your home verifies that… yup the last clean sheet you have is still draped over the opening
>Let’s just hope none comes in for a visit
>Or that they do
>You are Dofahkiin
>Dragon Fucker
>Brain? This is Boner. Stop distracting him
>No Boner, fuck off. This is dangerous and we’re going home
>Brain, We’re already home! THIS IS HAPPENING
>Boner? BONER?! STOP!
>YOU COULD’VE STOPPED THIS BRAIN
>IT’S TOO LATE NOW
>[spoiler]ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL[/spoiler]
>You tentatively step forward until you’re face to … well ass mostly
>Your hands shake, but you reach out and caress the almost literal wall of scaly flesh in front of you
>A heat radiates from Barb, nothing like your snuggles from earlier
>The scent of cinnamon and other spices fills your nostril, a hint of musk accompanies it
> Moisture finds its way down your shirt
>You’re drooling
>Your hands cup each side of her sizable lips and pull them apart gently
>This elicits a moan from Barb that sounds almost far away
>In reality she craned her neck up from the pleasure where she was originally facing behind to look at you
>But you can’t tell
>There is no view past this wall of sex before you
>Nothing exists beyond it either
>No Sound
>No sights
>Just incredibly soft scales, firm and subtle flesh, heat beyond comparison, heavenly aromas, hot dragoness honey, and two eager lewd holes
 
 
>You kneel down before her dragonhood and pull her hot lips apart, plump with arousal, and find exactly what you’re looking for
>Her clit, big and swollen, shimmering after having been coated in her own honey
>you take the her most sensitive bump into your mouth, it’s somewhat similar to putting a toe in your mouth if you had to guess
>The reaction from Barb is instant, she tenses from the sensation and you hear a muffled moan followed by winded “Oh Celestia!”
>”Anon, Please!” She moans out from your continued suckling on her sensitive mound
>”Mmmmm, No more teasing!” she shudders as she says this “I want you inside me Nonny!”
>Stripping yourself of your clothing faster than you ever thought possible
>You stand before your sex craving dragoness, tail as high as it can be, chest to the ground, panting mouth, hungry eyes looking back at you, thighs quivering with anticipation
>It is only now that your brain seems to have reacquired some function to inform you that
“I can’t uh... reach you Barb” you state sheepishly
>She tries squatting lower and succeeds, pressing the top of dragon pussy to the floor, making the puddle beneath her larger
>As you’re about to step forward though she raise herself up again slightly, which gives you pause
>Then faster than you though at dragon her size could move she’s on her back at a slight tilt, to accommodate her spines
>Before you can question her motives since now her pussy is in a somewhat unleverageable position for you her tail comes up behind you and pushes you forward
>Once you close in on her and stand over her the base of her tail, she brings it up behind you and over your right shoulder to hang it there gently
 
>You motion to get on top of Barb but the tail holds you down like someone’s arm was bearing down on you
>Barb was just watching you as you give her a quizzical look in return, face glowing red with arousal
>The tail pushed down again , and you do as she “commands”
>Now on your knees, mostly sitting on the base of her tail do you understand what she’s implying
>Just past the base of her tail lies her, now soaked and shimmering, dragon pucker
>The same area that is now freely accessible to you
>”I would love to have you up here Nonny, but Im afraid neither of us will enjoy ourselves” she coos
>”But I think this...” she tenses and relaxes her dragon star revealing the pink/red flesh just inside the tight hole for just a moment “Will be perfect for us”
>”Don’t you think so my big. precious. mmmmmonkey.”
>With each word her tail droops lower down your body, dexterously wrapping itself around your cock and giving it a light squeeze at the elongation of “monkey"
>You move up a little further now, mostly sitting on the base of Barb’s tail and position the tip of your cock into her soaking dragon pucker
>You push in and her hot flesh envelops the head of your dick
>The sensation is both alien and familiar at the same time
>There’s an immense pressure right at her pucker that’s gripping just past your head like a vice, but past that it’s as tight as any pussy you’ve had
>It’s not as tight as Barb’s pussy was when she was small, but at least now you could get your whole cock inside her
>The heat
>The heat is incredible
>Every part of you that’s not inside this hot sexy dragon feels cold now
>Not wanting to miss out more, you grab handfuls of her rump as a brace and press in further
>The firm vice yields to your force granting you further entrance to her tight insides
>The moment your hip makes contact with the area surrounding her asshole she tenses and lets out a low throaty moan
>”YES! Finally! I’ve got you all in me” she cheers, pleased at the accomplishment her old form couldn’t
>You meanwhile don’t move in fear of losing your dick, her tension raises the pressure her entrance has on the base of your dick tenfold
>It’s almost painful, but the heat and pressure you feel on the rest of your dick more than makes up for it
>She relaxes somewhat, which is enough for you to start moving which you wast no time in doing
>You shit your weight to the balls of your feet more so you can raise your hands from her rump up to her pussy all the while plunging into the hot depths of her ass
>Her tail has now begun tracing small circles around your nipples while you thrust away
>You slip one hand into her folds eliciting another quick grip on your cock, the other hand rubs along the outside of her wanting flesh
>Sliding along the already smooth scales made smoother by her arousal elicits more moans and growls from your dragoness, tongue lolled out from the stimulation
>It is that moment that you enact your plan
>You will be Dofahkiin goddamn it
>Putting your weight back to your knees you use all the power your hips can muster to pound her dragon ass as hard as you can
>The hand that was lazily rubbing along her nether has neared it’s target and lashed out, gripping her swollen clit, stroking it firmly
>Your other hand which was content to press along the sides of her soft wet walls has now begun plunging her depths balled up into a fist, trying to be as phallused as possible
>This is for that fucking amazing blowjob Barb you sexy dragon bitch
>She goes from gentle pleased moans, to throaty growls, to finally a full on mix between a scream and a roar
>Her tail wraps around your torso and grips you tightly, short jets of dragoness cum shoots out of her clenching pussy compressing your hand attempting to milk it for seed it cannot give
>Her clitoris throbs in your grip, each throb accompanies another spray of cum
>Her ass has reached maximum clench, if you weren’t so caught up in the arousal and the sight you might have been scared she was going to guillotine your dick using only her sphincter muscles
>Her tail squeezes your torso still and she pulls you out, still convulsing slightly from the orgasm, just as your head reaches her entrance she pushes you back in through the unyielding pressure of her anus
>She’s using you as a fuck toy now
>Thrusting you in and out of her, extending her orgasm by doing so
>You however are panicking, as you’re now running out of breath and she only squeezes you harder with each thrust
>Somewhere in the back of your mind an instinct kicks in, fight or flight has long since been burned out, now “you’re gonna die” mode has kicked in
>The Adrenalin floods your veins, your heart beats faster getting what little oxygen is left to your brain
>Instinct tells you not to be afraid, or to run. It tells you you’re going to die and you might as well put everything you’ve got into this “pussy” your fucking and "hope your offspring do better”
>You cum
>That’s about all you’re aware of now
>Not the deafening roar from the dragoness under you having hit a second orgasm at the feeling of you unhanding everything your swollen balls have to offer to her
>Not the rapid increase of her size
>Not the screams of Ponyville citizens
>Not the smash and crunch of your home as it’s ripped from the ground by a huge Purple Dragoness
>Not the heavy beat of wings as they propel you and Barb into the sky
>Not the echoing thud of your “home” hitting the ground
>Not the feeling of being dropped into your bed, finally free of her tail’s grip on you
>You noticed nothing aside from the feeling of orgasm, and the creeping dark that accompanies blacking out
 
>*squelsh* *hah!*
>You are- *UHhhh!*
>You are Twilight Sparkle
>And you have done a bad thing
>A very *naughty* thing
>Nope
>Nope, it was a bad thing
>You couldn’t help yourself
>The temptation was too great for your little princess pu-MIND!
>KNOWLEDGE!
>It was *knowledge* that tempted you
>Learning the mating habits of two species that much isn't known about? How could you resist?!
> It was *long*. *Hard*.... Knowledge!
>I *SWEAR*
>And like any studious researcher you had to focus intently on the data
>Which again, like any studious researcher, you got very very wet and your wings got very stiff
>Like any researcher would right?
>Right?!
>Okay, you did something pretty bad.
>You’ll have to explain to Barb and Anon what you did
>Three times
>But they only need to know about the first one...
>Maybe over ice cream?
>Barb will be too full to be mad at you
>It’s perfect!
>You look back at the recording crystal's projection, content with your plan
>Y’know after your sixth orgasm...
>Two per video
>That stamina
>UNF
>You finally cool off fast enough to notice Barb’s mumbling
>A replay of it gives you some concern
>Another replay with some added magic detection has you panicking
>Barb’s afflicted with greed! She wasn't having a growth spurt...
>Is the greed? ... Is it for Anon then?
>Makes sense. He is a rarity in this world. The most rare thing you might guess
>The following smashes, screams, and one huge *RRRROOOOOOAAAARRRRR* heard accross Ponyville only cement your assumption as much as they scary the tartarus out of you
“Oh, Ponyfeathers.”
 
>Be waking up
>Be groggy and sore kind of everywhere, especially the ribs
>Boner here, I’m feelin’ the hurt as well
>Be .. who?
>Oh, Be Anon
>Be in your room?
>Jeez, this place got fucking rolled
>Do Earthquakes happen here?
>Or was it some other thousands-of-years-old-villain-of-Celestia’s-that-she-was-too lazy-to-deal-with-and-now-they-fucked-up-Ponyville-in-a-display-of-power kind of deal?
>Shit happens like every week
>The last one to show up cursed you
>"Stone Courage"
>What the hell even?
>Nothing in Twilight’s Books had anything about it, but it didn’t do anything so you just forgot about it
>Speaking of forgetting, your forgetting someone right now
>Oh, yeah.
>Where’s Barb?
>Probably home with Twilight right?
>Man, you would have loved to see the look on her face
>You kind of hope it was much like yours so you don’t feel like that much of asshole
>At the same time though you don’t want Barbarella to be subjected to that again
>Heh, Barbarella. You should work on more names
>Your bed is fucked, but that’s mostly because of the dragoness cum you’re covered in
>If you’re lucky you can claim it was whatever monster attacked and get that shit paid for by Mayor Mare
>You note that there’s no water running to your tub
>So, many moist towellettes later you’re clothed and ready to head out of the do-
>Curtain. Fuck the house. It’s fucked anyway, just throw the mayor a pouting lip and claim the monster did it
>Pulling Back the curtain reveals…
 
>You have a mouth and cannot scream
>Brain, I need a plan here
>Anon, this is Brain. I got nothing.
>Gentlemen, this is penis. Bladder and I have discussed pissing everywhere. Thoughts?
>Stand back guys! It’s Legs’ time to shine!
>You break out of your trance and book it to the other side of your house, hoping The Elements or Celestia, or something comes and takes care of it for your scrawny ass
>Or at least you thought you were booking it
>In reality you were running in place because a huge claw grabbed you and was lifting you up like a doll, while you ran in place like [spoiler]SANIC[/spoiler]
>You are pulled through the curtain out into …
>Not Ponyville?
>Where the fuck a-*smoosh*
>Your thoughts are cut short by the claw pressing you into a wall of…
“Barb?!” you shout, out of a combination of fear, shock, relief
>Mostly Fear and Shock though
>Pressing back with your hands and feet gives the claw gripping you the notion to hold you away from Barb’s chest
>Hoooooo
>LLLLYYYYY
>SHIT!
“Barb! You’re HUGE!”
>Sitting before you with three tree sized feet tucked under her, and fleshy wings splayed out in the evening sky is a behemoth of a dragon
>Or probably just a fully realized dragoness, you don’t fuckin’ know
“Y’know when you got big at first I was gonna crack a joke about wings when you were more comfortable, didn’t realize that was actually gonna happen though”
>You really just say the first things that come to mind when you’re scared shitless don’t you
>You just said that to yourself out loud
>and that
“Stop pretending you’re just thinking that!”
>Sudden motion breaks you from your stupid self argument
 
>“Hrrrr” she … growls?
>but like a soft growl, kind of like a cat purr
>You hope anyway
>Yeah, that’s a confirmation
>The entirety of your body is currently being nuzzled into Barb’s face and neck while she contentedly hums and purr-growls
>Her soft breath on your body tickles like mad, her scales are not so pleasant
>They’re far more coarse then they were before, though maybe they’re the same as always just bigger so it feels coarse to you?
“Ha ha Barb!” you wiggle and fight off her tongue as it snakes over you like some… well giant tickley snake really
“Buh- Bah- BARB!” you shout firmly, ceasing the Dragoness’ carefree demeanor
>You stand up in the palm of her hand
“Okay, not that I don’t mind the tickles and love…”
>Despite it feeling like you’re the mouse to her cat
“What happened? Did Ponyville get attacked or something? Why is my house trashed? and What made you get bigger?”
>Her face shifts into an almost sneer
>That totally doesn’t make you terrified
>”*fwoosh*”
>A puff of smoke to your face, well all of you, is your only reply
>Can she talk?
>She can growl
>And it seems like she can understand you, right?
“Barb!” you shout slapping the claw that was poking at your stomach
“You. Can. Understand. Me. *Right*?” you ask drawing out each word and speaking slower than you would normally, and putting a lot of emphasis on “right”
>Barb rolls her eyes. her gigantic beach ball sized eyes and huffs at you before giving you a nod
“Okay, great!” you chirp while slapping away another claw that hooks under your shirt
“So can you talk then?” you ask at a more normal speed trying not to irritate the Dragoness further
>"*Grrrr* *ROAR* *Hrrrrr*"
>Well that answers your question
>You are also fighting every urge to run after seeing those teeth
 
>Okay, so really don’t piss off the dragoness then.
>You steel yourself and don’t slap the claws that are making your arms flap up and down as she pushes up on your arms
>The next hour or so is spent snuggling up to Barb’s face,  flying in circles around the mountain your shambles of a house is sitting on top of, and playing patty cake
“Barb I gotta go to the bathroom, give me a minute will you?” you ask
>With a huff she wraps you in her tail and moves you from atop her belly down to the front curtain of your house
>You walk calmly and totally non suspiciously, *totally*, up to your room that thankfully still has the blinds up
>This is not a good situation you’re in
>You love Barb and all but-
>Whoa. You love barb. Did you ever admit that to yourself before? Yo-
>FOCUS
>Okay, so you love A gigantic dragoness, great!
>Issue is, she’s not Barb
>Not really
>Maybe it’s just the not talking that’s messing with you, but it doesn’t feel like she likes *you* it feels like she likes you
>Like you’re an object, the way someone loves a car or something
“ARGH! Okay! You got away from her to stall, so you gotta think of something”
>[Room Pacing Intensifes]
“Fuck! this would be a lot easier if that damn light stopped blinking in my-“
>Wait, light?
>OH SHIT!
>This is the chat stone Twilight gave you
>After telling them about telephones Twilight started working on a prototype that’s run by magic
>Like fucking anything else in this world
>If you were smart enough to science you’d be well on your way to running this planet out of its natural resources
>Alright, maybe it’s good that you’re not a scientist
>You hold the stone in your palm and focus on Twilight
“Twilight?” you speak through the stone
>“Anon? ANON! Finally, I’ve been trying to reach you for hours!” she shouts to your mind
 
 
>Twilight asks where you are and you give her a rough estimation of the mountain from your view during the flight
>You also inform her of how badass flying is to which she shoos off as irrelevant
>Fuck you too book horse, I know you grew wings, sorry for trying to strike up a conversation
>She follows however by informing you of Barb’s situation
>This information confirms what you were thinking, and your stomach sicks after hearing it
“So, she’s totally gone?” you ask
>”Anon, I’m afraid so. Dragons stockpile their hoard, and with the growth of the hoard so too does their greed, and with that their size”
>”Since she’s made a hoard of you, and she’s taken your home and yourself…”
“She’s got the biggest hoard possible.” You grimace at the thought of being reduced to a trinket or bauble
>”We’ll send out some guards to your location once we confirm where it is Anon, just try to keep her there, Dragons are extremely protective of their hoard”
“So if someone tries to get me?”
>”We’ll have a plan in place, by the time the rescue starts.” she says in a firm tone
>So she’s protective of you, extremely so…
>At least you can be sure that she’s not gonna eat you
>Probably.
“Okay, Twilight, I’ll uh. I’ll be here” you says with as much enthusiasm as you can muster
>You know she didn’t buy it
>She’s a pretty smart pony
>Huge Spaghettimancer sure, but still smart
>She’s probably got a good grasp on how you feel about all this
>Your beloved? … Barb. Your Barb doesn’t love you back, she can’t. She loves Anonymous "The Rarest creature in Equestria”
>Part of her hoard
“Hoard size leads to greed size leads to size …size.”
>You’ve got a plan
>It’s a gamble
>A big one
>But it could fix Barb
“Heh, as if I’m even considering *not* doing this”
>You walk back out to the cheerful Dragoness
>I’m gonna fix you Barb
 
>The sun still hasn’t set
>Perhaps Twilight got a cut through to the Princess and told her about the rescue team
“Mmmm, Barb sweetheart!” you shout from your seat on her belly
>Her huge tail wags at your enthusiasm and she looks over at you
“Hey there’s my dragoness!” you cheer “I’m getting pretty hungry Babs, I don’t have any food left at my house” you motion over to the pile of barely held together wood
“I really hate to ask this of you my sweet, but I don’t want to wither away y’know?” you say weakly and fall to your back to make yourself look even more pitiful
>She scoops you up in her hand and brushes you against her cheek
>She sets you down on the ground and pokes your belly with her snout gesturing you go into your home with her eyes
>As you turn to walk in huge gusts of wind push you from behind, nearly knocking you down on your face
>Turning around shows you Barb’s outline against the falling sun as she shrinks away
“Alright, I better be quick” you say to yourself trying to psych yourself up for the coming steps in your plan
>You really regret having looked through your stuff before hand
“This is *really* going to suck” you whine
>Flaps of wings can be heard from the mess that used to be your living room
“Fuck, I gotta get moving.”
>C’mon man, don’t be a pussy
>Believe in the you that believes in Barb
>You take one last look at your home
>Even if it’s trashed, it was still yours
>And you’re about to lose everything again
>The fire was already picking up in your room
>You toss your match onto the streak of flame powder you kept by the fireplace
>The fire spreads to equal parts of your living room and you run out the curtain
>Barb lands holding a cow in one hand, pigs in the other, and an apple tree wrapped in her tail
“Heeeyyy! … Sweetie!” you say trying not to sound like you’re forcing it
>She drops what she has and lowers her mouth to the ground
>Opening it causes a rush of water and several fish to spread out on the ground between you and her
 
 
>Jeez, you must have sounded really pathetic
“Wow, alright! Thanks Barb! You’re the best you know that?” you chirp and run over while trying not to slip on the flopping fish to hug her leg
>And draw her attention away from the house
“Oh boy! This all looks great, I can’t wait to dig in!”
>She “Hrrrs!” at your enthusiasm swinging her tail some more
>She grabs the terrified and confused cow in her hand and holds it up to her face
>You can see her chest fill up with air as she takes a huge gulp of it
“NOOO WAIT!” you plead, hoping she can hear you
>She pauses and look down at you
“I uh.. FISH! I want to eat fish today! Hee hee, and APPLES! Yup! Today is a fish and apples kind of day” you rub your belly which elicits a smile from Barb
>She puts down the cow who proceeds to try running away
>A quick *ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAR* stops everything, including the fish, from moving
>Very slowly you walk over to the tree branch as her eyes follow your movement
>Very slowly you pluck an apple from the toppled tree branch as she continues watching you
>Very slowly you take a bite and enthusiastically “Mmmmm”
>Barb smiles and pokes your belly once more and rubs your head with the palm of her hand
>The next things that happen, happens very quickly
>A *SMASH* is heard as the ceiling to your house caves in somewhat and the fire roars up through the new opening
>Barb’s tail wraps around you out of protective instinct to the sound despite your best efforts to dodge her tail
>Her face goes from shock, to confusion, to fear, to panic
>She jumps over to your house jerking you along with her
>You wiggle yourself free from her grip and bolt for the edge of the mountain
>Barb, either torn between saving her precious treasure vs saving many smaller treasures, or certain that you are safer away from the fire than you are near it, doesn’t chase after you
 
>She does one of the things you had gambled on, and starts trying to put out the fire
>This affords you the time you need to get to the edge of the mountain face
>Just as you remembered from the flight earlier this part of the mountain is very vertical, mostly a straight drop down to the trees below
“This is great” you grimace, hoping that what happens next works out
>Looking back at Barbzilla you see her sitting in front of your burning home
>She’s apparently given up putting out the flames when she realized that kicking dirt and flapping wind weren’t doing it
>Thank you magic flame powder
>She is now frantically pulling out items as quickly as she can, blowing out the ones that are still smoldering
“BARB!” you shout from across the way “BARB THIS IS INSANE! IT”S JUST STUFF BARB, LET IT BURN!” you continue shouting to ensure she hears you over the roar of fire
>The echo carries your plea to all around you, the desperation is clear in all their voices
>and yet she can’t hear it
>A frantic sounding "*ROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR*” is the only answer you get
>”BARB PLEASE!” You continue pleading “I’M NOT TREASURE, I’M NOT SPECIAL” your throat hurts and your eyes are starting to burn from the smoke and from the fear
>Fear that your plan will fail
”C’MON BARB, I KNOW YOU”RE IN THERE! PLEASE COME BACK TO ME!”
“WHERE”S MY BEST FRIEND?! WHERE’S THE DRAGON WHO WAS SO ANGRY SPIDER-MARE GOT REBOOTED SHE BURNED ALL THE #1 COPIES THE STORE HAD?”
>She growls fiercely at you before continuing to salvage
“WHERE’S THE DRAGON WHO LOVES MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP SO MUCH ALL THE PARLORS KEEP A FRESH BATCH WITH YOUR NAME ON IT”
>You can’t keep screaming like this
>The ceiling falls in more and another roar rips through the mountain sky
 
>More memories surface of your little dragoness, and your heart breaks looking at whats before you
>How much she’s changed
>Because of you
>Your throat burns from the smoke and yelling, but still your press onward
“BARB ITS ALL CHARRED, NONE OF IT MATTERS ANYMORE! PLEASE BARB!”
>She looks at you for a brief moment, then to the junk on the ground
>Then the fire shoots up again and she’s back at digging
“NO GODDAMN IT! LOOK AT ME BARB! IF I DID THIS TO YOU…”
>You stop to cough, your body falling apart at your efforts
“THEN THERE”S ONLY WAY TO BRING YOU BACK…”
>You can’t stop the tears, you can only hope that this works
 
>Be Barb
>Fire
>Anon
>Stuff
>Spoon
>Pants
>BURNING!
>Put Out
>”BLAH BLAH COMICS BLAH”
>Shut up precious
>Book
>STUPID FIRE
>”BLAH BLAH BRING YOU BACK BLAH BLAH”
>Ruby! *slip*
>You turn to look at where your ruby fell to and see your precious holding his little arms out
>”Blah *cough* *COUGH* Bl- Love you Barb.”
>Love?!
>”Oooohh yes, I sure do love that precious little monkey don’t I?”
>Love?!
>Thing?
>THING?!
>”NO! Anon isn’t a thing dammit!”
>”Oh great it’s you again. I thought you were gone after you got what you wanted”
>”I didn’t want *THIS*, I want him!”
>"And now we’ve got him”
>”No. That’s not what I meant! I didn’t want his body… not only anyway”
>”Oh, you mean to tell me he has more to offer?!”
>”NO! It’s not about that it’s”
>Love.
>”I Love him. I love Anonymous”
>You look to where he is having regained control of yourself
>Only to find he’s not there
 
>You are Anonymous
>You are soon to be splatter
>Barb’s looking at you, but she’s not moving
>You gave it everything you had to convince her, but nothing worked
>She’s looking back to the smolder that was your house
“Goodbye Barb, I hope you go back to you” you whisper, unable to speak any louder
>You turn off every command screaming at you to not lean back
>You fall
>The wind rips through your ears and a feeling of weightlessness takes over you
>You close your eyes due to the burning sensation being too much
>This is kinda nice
>It’s like flying
>Just temporary
>”…non”
>Heh that almost sounds like
>”…NON!”
>Barb?
>A force jerks you from the horizontal position your in to an almost vertical one
>You can’t open your eyes
>You can’t speak
>What you feel is a strong grip around your back and a familiar warmth pressed to your front
>You also feel a rumble coming from your front and your face is now more wet with tears that did’t come from you
>The decent you were tearing through has gone from a sudden halt to a gradual acceleration
>”-Sorry! I’m Sorry! Anon, I’m so sorry!” you hear a familiar tomboyish voice blurt out between sharp inhales and sobs
>The grip on your torso increases and you hear grunts of effort from the ever decreasing warmth in front of you
>You decent is being to gain speed
>”Shrinking down… Losing wings… too heavy” you hear between grunts of effort
>The grip on you shrinks from all around you until it it can barely grab your sides
>The wind picks up again and your falling just as fast as before
 
>Your brain is all fucked up
>The last thoughts you think are not about Barb as your wrap your arms around her small body
>They’re not about all the things you we’re going to miss out on
>They are brief about how you hope your body is enough to shield her from too much harm
>Truthfully though your last thoughts are about Ratsygrene The Accursed
>The asshole who cursed you last month during his “Rise to power” or whatever
>Stone Courage
>”Acts of courage on the battlefield are greatly desired, no you’ll find yourself far to ‘hardy’ for such things” he jeers you ‘What will you do when you can’t move you dumb ape!”
>Your grip on Barb tightens vowing to protect her
>Your body hardens at this act, the branches break under your decent, slowing it with each collision, yet you feel little pain
>The force is absorbed by you almost entirely being a side effect of the curse
>The last branch gives way to your now slow decent and you both hit the ground in a soft *thoom!*
>The rescue team having her the crash from their proximity to the mountain rushes in its direction
>But you don’t know that
>You’re barely cognizant
>Just enough to know that Barb is safe and normal again
>And that’s good enough for the darkness to overtake you again
 
 
>You awaken in a familiar setting
>Ponyville hospital
>Maybe you should move somewhere that doesn’t get attacked by magic shit all the time
>Crystal empire maybe?
>One look down reminds your dumb ass why you’d never leave this place
>Curled on your stomach is one small cute little Dragoness with a bandaid on her cheek
>You reach over rub her head gently
>”Mmmm, HUH!” she jumps from her curled position
>”Anon?” she asks while rubbing the sleep from her eyes
>”NONNY!" she both cheers and sobs at the same time as she reaches over to hug you around the neck
>”I’msorryI’msorryI’mso-“
>She pauses when she feels your lips press against her forehead
“It’s…” *ahem!* “It’s alright Barb, I know you couldn’t help yourself” you coo while rubbing down her back, tracing her spines just like she likes
>”No, I could’ve helped myself I just… I really liked you, a lot!” she blurts gripping tighter around your neck
>”I just didn’t know how to handle it and I think I convinced myself it’s because you were special, but I picked all the wrong reasons for why” she whimpers her explanation out
>”Ha ha, I understand, I think. Maybe not upping my size by a shit ton or anything, but love makes you do crazy things, I can understand that.”
>Barb tenses somewhat at your words
>”Love.” she says so quietly into your chest you could barely hear her “You love me? Even after everyth-“
>Her response is cut short by a pair of human lips that press into hers
“Oh Babsie, of course I love you. Maybe I took a little longer to figure it out, but that’s because I’m dumb. Can you forgive me?” you ask as weakly as you can to look extra pathetic
>Barb’s eyes shimmer, not because of the tears, but because the doubt that was clouding them, the fear she was trying to suppress, they all wash away in the joyful tears
>Leaving bright, beautiful, loving, green eyes that you could lose yourself in for a lifetime
 
>She goes to speak, but stops herself
>Choosing instead to press her lips to yours now
>Everything that was holding her back is gone now
>She’s putting all of herself into the kiss letting her warmth, her body speak volumes more than her words ever could
>She breaks it finally and looks at you, into you, as you do her. Both of you bearing yourselves to the other after the experience you’ve put yourselves through
>She finally breaks the silence with a tearful smile and a simple “I love you too"
>To an outsider it may just seem like a simple moment, Dragoness sitting with her human friend
>To both of you though, you know that this moment is something you’ll cherish forever
 
>You’re caught up to speed on what happened while you were sleeping, cradling the informational barb under you as she continues explaining
>Twilight shows up to take Barb home with a face that’s redder than a cherry… for some reason?
>Apparently Barb was visiting every day until you awoke
>You bid her goodbye with a hug and a kiss causing her to blush just as hard as Twilight
>You lay back in bed looking at the cast around both of your legs, which you apparently didn’t tuck in so they got pretty fucked by the trees
>Your house is fucked
>Your Legs are fucked
>You’ve lost a few days from trauma
>You may have to suffer living with Fluttershy until they build another one
“hee hee, just another week in Ponyville” you chuckle to yourself
>You’ve been through worse
>This wasn’t as bad as the parasprite invasion Fluttershy wreaked on everyone
>At least you’ve got a QTDragonessGF now
“Yeah, good week over all” you smile, pleased with yourself
 
>The door opens
>You look down expecting to see Barb again
>When you have to look up a bit you realize it’s just some pony covered in medical garb, mask hat, booties, coat everything.
>”uh, guten tag” the soft voice greets you
>”I’m nurse Flu- uh… Flowersh… Flowershine! oh. sorry for being loud, I’m nurse Flowershine” she finally stumbles out
>Jeez, she’s got an odd bedside manner eh?
>You’ve been here a bunch so maybe she’s new. Doesn’t realize the human isn’t spreading horrible disease
“Are you new here?” you ask trying to soften her up some
>”No, I’ve been here for a while Ano-Um I mean yes. I’m new h-here”
“Oh, well I guess you know my name already, and now I know yours. you can relax a bit Flowershine”
>”Oh, sorry. Um, I-It’s time for your sponge bath mister Anonymous”
“Oh, well I’m awake now so just leave the sponge and stuff, I can get to it myself”
>”No, I can’t do that I have to touch you all over… with the sponge! To clean you!” she stammers out
>In her attempt to franticly show you the sponge she steps into the bucket of water and falls backwards launching the bucket into the air and on her own head
>Pretty impressive to be honest
>The rush of water however manages to knock off everything but the nurse’s booties revealing a wet and stiff winged Fluttershy
>…Flowershine. Man you’re dumb
>You deadpan the mare
“Get out of my room Fluttershy!”
>”No! No I won’t.” she proclaims stamping a booted hoof to the floor
>”Uhm, I hope that’s okay with you”
>Fucking Fluttershy
"Well alright at least it’s now an average week over all” you huff, crossing your arms in frustration
>”Want me to make it better?" she asks in a sultry voice before slipping on the water  and falling in way that wedges her head into the bucket next to her
“NO GET THE FUCK OUT BUCKETSHY!"
END
 
~Continuation of sorts, One Shots related to Images I found while writing in the Barb threads (I try to clearly reference the images in the accompanying post, so hopefully it's followable)~
 
 
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>So you’re out of the hospital now
>Legs are all healed up
>Zebra potions and shit
>Ziggas be cray yo
>Worked out a deal with Fluttershy so your ass isn’t homeless
>Hooves allowed from belly button up and from knee down
>Three pets allowed, on head only, per day
>Deadbolt in the guest room, but a view plate had to be added about waist height
>It’s kind of like a mail slot, but for lewd ponies
>Barb wasn’t too thrillled about it at first
>Twilight said you couldn’t move in so soon after everything that happened with Barb
>She would hate to lose her Treebary
>”I couldn’t imagine anyone taking it from me, certainly not as a move for power or money” she stated in private to you when you asked about it
>*Cough*
Hasbro
>*Cough*
>Anyway
>You agreed with the Purple Princess
>You’d hate to risk putting Barb through something like that again
>Not to mention yourself
>While you were kinda glad everything happened because you and Barb were honest with each other in the end
>You did kinda lose everything again
>A groan that usually accompanies a good stretch is heard to your left
>”I’m bored Nonny” A tomboyish voice whines
>Barb looks over at you with a simple smile
>No, you didn’t lose everything
>You gained the most important thing
>”Let’s go to the amusement park again!” she chirps
“You just want to brag about being tall enough to get on the vomit comet”
>You sit up from the tree you were leaning against to look over at the Dragoness
>She didn’t shrink down all the way apparently
 
 
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>Be Anon
>"GET BACK HERE DAMNIT!"
>Fuck!
>And you are hauling ass right now
>Your legs ache
>There's a pain in your sides
>You are way out of shape
>Fuckin' Ponk and her delicious food
>But you can't stop running, stopping is certain death at the ha-claws of a certain dragoness
>Her footsteps sound louder
>A *FWOOSH* followed by terrifying warmth behind you tells you she’s gaining on you
>Several months passed now, and you and Barb have been getting along wonderfully
>”RRRRRRAAAAAHHHHH! GIVE THEM BACK!”
>Okay, maybe that’s not obvious now, but usually you two are great
>With each hug, kiss, date, present, …night… spent she seems to grow a little each time
>Twilight thinks her control on emotion is causing her to mature through emotions other than greed
>Some parts of her grow faster than others, base of her tail at first, head spines before which made her topple over for a little while
>Currently her chest, and thighs. Nice thick thighs
>Unf
>*SHHRIP*
>The Breeze you feel in the back of your shirt from the slashes in them bring you back to reality
>The reality of powerful thighs that are propelling her closer to you dumbass!
"*Huff* *huff* I regret *huff* nothing!” you shout knowing you’re near your rebuilt home
>She was napping on her bed after a long day of book science
>You were up in her newly magiced room being a cheeky cunt like usual
>That’s when you saw them, Rarity’s newest “Dragonproof” creation
>Deep Purple fabric
>Lacy emerald green band
>You knew what had to be done…
“Barb. It was instinct! I couldn’t help it!” you plead under the furious dragons standing above you in your living room
>You should remember to lock your door
>”Oh? Is that all it was Nonny?” she coos
>One foot presses down on your chest
>”Well I can’t seem to help MY instinct now either” she hisses with a toothy grin
>The claws on her feet dig into your chest a bit
>Still worth it.
 
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>Sun Shining
>Birds tweeting
>Ponies playing foo-er. “hoof”ball
>Hehe, they asked you to play, but one tackle convinced them otherwise
>Silly marshmallow pones
>Sun really fucking shining!
>Goddamn Celelstia it’s fucking hot
>”Deal with it faggot”
>Okay, mistakes you’ve made throughout this almost year “with” Barb
>First, Telling Celestia “faggot” is a team of endearment
>…nah, it’s still funny
>Second, keeping the chat stone in your pocket and leaving it to “available”
>Third was stealing Barb’s panties, wound up with her giving up on clothes all together
>Not that seeing her naked all the time wasn’t >unf
>But for that short week where she was wearing clothes she was very >UNF
>”Non’ I’m gonna take a nap, lay down with me” You hear your dragons say
>She’s sitting next to you fingers and claws intertwined
>Over the year she kept growing to about your height, but seemingly stopped growing for a month or so
>Twilight hypothesizes dragons who grow via means of love, grow to around the height of their lover
>It’s all unknown stuff since dragons who do know are greedy about their history as they are about their gold and shit
>A squeeze to your hand reminds you of Babsie’s request
“Sorry Babs, threw out my shoulder a little playing earlier. I kinda want to stay popped up on this tree for a bit” you say rolling your shoulder a bit
>A soft peck on your cheek is your response
>”Aww, I’m sorry Nonny” she coos running your shoulder lightly “I didn’t realize you were such a wuss” she finished with a shit eating grin
>A boop to her nose is her response from you
>She slides down and positions herself over your lap, never letting go of your hand, but instead pulling it over her smooth warm chest and settling her head down in your lap
>You’ve now realized your fourth mistake as there’s a slight prickly feeling associating with your balls
“Love you Barb” you hesitantly squeak out hoping she doesn’t nuzzle you
>”I love you too, my green faggot” she mumbles before drifting off for a nap
>Your chucking only causes her spines to dig deeper making you regret your first mistake as well
 
 
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>"AAaahhh!"
"AH! FUCK! WHa? Barb?!" you shout flailing about your bed looking for the source of the Dragoness shriek
>"I-I-I'm in here" she wimpers from behind the shut bathroom door
"Hey, are you okay? What's wrong?" you ask, fear coursing your veins from the shakiness in her voice
>"I don't know" she says through a quivering voice "I think something is wrong"
"What's wrong love?" you ask reaching for the handle to your bathroom
>"AH! NOOO!" she yelps pushing the door shut the moment you push it in a hair
"Ah! Well shit Barb! I can't tell if something's wrong unless I see ya"" you shout startled by her sudden action
>"Ummmm... I know but-" she trails off
>Your fingers pinch the bridge of your nose
>Partly in worry
>Mostly to help you wake up now that the adrenalin is wearing off
"Barb, c'mon. After what? A year and a half now? I think I've seen everything" you plead rattling the doorknob gently, but not actually opening the door
>A moan of uncertainty is your only answer
>"Barb, I was with you during Crystal fest," you chuckle hoping to ease her. "Those flame rupies really did a number on you a-"
>"OKAY!" she shouts, eager to shut you up
>"Just... don't freak out. okay?" she pleads
"Yeah, Barbie, of course" you say as calmly as you can
>The door is opened and you see…
>ENGAGE PANIC
"Aa-" you start to squeak out
>"Don't freak out!" she yelps, tears welling in her green eyes
"Freak out? Me?! Who would freak out?! I mean youcanbarelyseeadifferenceandinfactIthinkyoulookgreata-"
>Immediate dragoness sobbing and tears halt your speech
>God. Damnit.
>20 minutes of hugs, kisses, cuddles and sweet nothings pass before she's finally calmed down enough to speak
>Her little pudgy body is curled into your lap. Somehow. Love finds a way you guess
>"Am I still pretty?" she whispers out through soft wimpers
 
>CHOOSE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY
"Weeeeelllllll" you stretch out the word hoping to find something to say
>More heavy Dragon Sobbing is your response
>IDIOT
"NO, Barb." "Babs." "Babe." you try every gentle name you can to reel her back in
>You opt to use both hands to squish her puffy cheeks and tilt her head up so she's looking you in the eyes
"Barb, I'm a dumbass." you pause, letting the seriousness in your voice be the foothold she needs to realx somewhat "But, I'm a dumbass who's dumb over you. I dunno what happened, but I'm not going anywhere" you end with a kiss to her forehead
>"Rea-Rea-Re-" she stops and takes a deep breath to compose herself
>"Really?" she says, barely a whisper, but with hope in her red and puffy eyes
"C'moooooooon. Barb!" you cheer giving her a light squeeze
"I uh..."
>Which digs your arms in deeper into her than you thought possible, giving you pause
>KEEP TALKING JACKASS
"*Ahem* I've survived a sleeping in a bed with you after the flame rupies" you say with as grave a voice as you can muster
"I can deal with this" you say while chuckling and pinching her muffin top for emphasis
>She grimaces at first, then tries to stiffle a small giggle at your pinch efforts
 
>The following day finds Barb back to her normal stature at being a head shorter than you
>While you're extremely relieved
>You choose to only match Barb's relief publicly
>Brain: "Yeah I'm smart sometimes"
>AS cute as chubby Barb was, you had gotten pretty used to tall Barb
>It made "certain activities" much easier
>And gave "certain activities"more room for variation
>"THE SEX IS GREAT WITH TALLBARB"
>Yes, thanks for summing it up boner
>Wait...
"BArb?" you ask the dragoness currently cleaning her ear with the tip of her tail
>On your couch
>In front of you
>Ew
>"Hmm?" she grunts with a tongue out making what loooks like a drill action into her ear
>Oh god, why not in the bathroom?!
"Uuuuhhhh"
>Focus!
"Uhhhhh"
>GODDAMN IT
 
>"Well, we both had time off from working, but I think it was far from-" she pauses "OH! I got it, finally!"
>She flicks her tail and a small glob of gunk flies off to some part of your living room
>Ugh
>"I think it was far from 'lazy'" she coos while curling her tail around your calf closest to her
>Yeah you guys fucked like rabbit that whole day
>AH! EW HER TAIL!
>You subtly wiggle your leg free from her tail's grasp
"And We haven't been 'that' not lazy before have we?" you continue, hoping your queastioning leads her to your hypothesis
>"Yeaaaaahhhh" she stretches the word, clearly not picking up what you're putting down
>Except her tail, she keeps picking that up and putting it near you
"You don't think, maybe you got... I dunno, over loved or something?" you finish while trying to keep your composure and slink away from her tail's range at the same time
>"Hrmmm." She muses for a moment "Yeah, maybe that's what happened" she shrugs, accepting your hypothesis
>Her tail coninues snaking it's way over to you despite how much you shift away
>MY GOD! How does it keep GOING!
>Following her tail leads to a Dragoness that's crawling over to you, which explains how the tail keeps getting closer
>You're not as subtle as you thought apparently
>"Y'know" she coos "We do have a totally free day today as *we~ell*" she sing songs the last word
>Her tail is now snaking its way up your shirt as you've run out of couch space
>NO DEAR GOD NO
>onlythedeadcanknowpeace.jpg
>"Buuu~uuut" she continues sing songing. Half Lidded eyes and a shit eating smirk adorn her georgous face
>Her tail has coiled your neck lightly and it's tip is noe resting along your face, strking your cheek
>"I have to hold you juuuust."
>her hand is reaching for you
>"Liiiiiike."
>Her hand is now on your crotch
>"This."
>She's gently squeezing your hardening whyboner
>You can't focus, you can't scream
>Disgust and arousal have you locked down
>you s-
"BLAH! AH! BARB WHY?!"
>She J-J-J-JAMED IT IN-to your mouth
>Her giggle is too cute, it wears away your rage instantly
>"That was for freaking yesterday" she says through giggle fits
>She gets up and heads to your room while you spit on the floor of your living room
>"Come 'ere so I can give you what you deserve for being so sweet after the freak out yesterday" she coos. The desire dripping from her words has you bounding to your room instantly
>... Maybe a quick brush of my teeth
 
 
 
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>Be an extremely nervous Anon
>C'mon man, just go over and ask her
>It's been about a year and 11 months you've been together
>You can't say for certain because the actaul day you started dating was a bit ambiguous
>At least as ambiguous as a Dragoness hoarding you and then everything you own can get anyway
>Then the time you spent unconcious
>So your anniversary was kind of a week long thing
>But now you're just stalling at this point
>Trying very hard to stop your knees from shaking
>Hoping the constant tightness in your throat relaxes
>Dear god all the sweating
>Just looking at her putting away the new shipment has you on edge
>Twilight decided to try being the princess of knowledge for a while
>Spent so much on acquiring books for her library that all the rooms she magiced out of the treebary are filling up
>Including her own, and Barb's
>Which she has adimantly stated over and over that she's not thrilled about
>She gave up on that idea when she lost all the bathrooms she had to book space, but the orders had been made and the books keep coming
>Aaaaaaand you're still stalling
>Okay, just man up and ask her damn it! She's taking a break from organizing
"H-h-hey Barb..." you squeak out
>God you're such a wuss
>OH lord, the sweating, there aren't enough napkins in existance
>"Yeah?" she grunts hefting a particularly big book onto a pile of similarly sized books before she sits on them to ook at you
>"Nonny?! Jeex you look worse than that time you had the flow" she says with some shock
>You wish you were a baller. Maybe a little taller. Do have girl, but no phone.
"Uhh... it was the flu, and yeah..." you trail off, still trying to build up the courage
>"You okay fa-er, 'Non?" she corrects herself after you rectified the 'faggot' issue, but old habits die hard
"Yeah yeah, I'm fine, just nervous is all." you stammer out
>"Nervous? Why monkey?" she says with genuine concern
 
"W-w-well, its just that you keep complaining about the books in your r-r-room and stuff"
>C'mon Anon, keep it together man. Drop the pasta later
>Barb tilts her head at you with the same amount of concern, but with eyes that inply "go on"
>God that's cute
"S-s-sooo I was wondering" you pause trying to cease your knees from clattering together "Y'know if you wanted to give a try a-a-at at at"
>"She rises from her seat and puts both hands on your shoulders, looking up at you
>She offers a simple smile
>And somehow, its enough
>Your knees stop
>Your tension eases
>You're still sweating, but not as much
>"Nonny. Relax. Just say it you silly fag-MONKEY!" she attempts to correct
>Which only makes that worse, but it does make you chuckle so you can forgive it
>Deep breath in
>Deep breath out
>Now. Say it. Calmly.
"Iwaswonderingifyou'dliketomoveinwithmesinceyouhavenoroomandwe'vebeentogetherawhileandandand"
>Nailed it. You pussy.
>Her smile fades, and her face scunches into one of deep thought
>She never lets her hands down
 
>In fact she's squeezing your shoulders gradually harder
>And her hands are shaking
>Now her arms
>Aaaaand her face
>Are those tears in-
>"YEEEEEESSS!" she shouts
>You realize now her shaking was a result of her tail wagging so hard it was causing her whole bodly to tremble
>"YES!IVEBEENWANTINGTOASKYOUBUTAFTERIDESTROYEDYOURHOUSELASTTIMEANDWEWEREGOINGSLOWEVENIFIDIDNTWANTTOSOIDIDN'TWANTTOSCAREYOUBUTYEEEESSSSS!"
>Wait what?
"Soooo, that's a yes?" you ask the lightspeed talking dragoness who is jumping around in what you hope is joy
>"YES! Are you kidding me?! I'm so sick and tired of getting papercuts in my sleep!" she cheers
>Ha, totally knew it. Was barely even worried. Barely
>"OH! I gotta tell Twilight! TWILIGHT!" she shouts bounding over piles of books and bookshelves
>"Yeah!" you hear a muffled purple princess, likely buried under some books
>How much did she spend on all this bullshit?
>Well whatever, You've got yourself a live in girlfriend now. Dragonessfriend? Whatever, Barb's moving in
>And you've got a month until your two year weekaversary thing
>Life's looking good.
 
>Today was the day
>Your Dragoness was thrilled and disheartened
>But things neede to be moved
>The lead up to today was emotonal. Tears were shed
>Twilight's mostly
>"MY little dragon, my little dragon" she would sob out of a mix of both joy and sorrow
>You didn't cry
>But then Barb would cry and drape herself all over her best friend/guardian/sister pony pincress
>Then you cried
>Because you're a bitch
>The only way to get all the tears to stop was to ask Twilight for help on moving day
>Which was today, morning of in fact
>Twilight bounded down the staircase ,made entirely of books
>The original starcase had an avalnche of books cascade down it making it useless
>"Alright! Let's get started!" she chirped looking to both of you and floating a scroll and quill over to herself
>6 hours of inventory taking, priority making, floorplan drawing, and checklist creating later and...
>You had already moved all the shit yourself
>LIke all of it
>She wasted six hours on the preperation to move
>Fucking Twilight
 
>BUt it didn't matter
>Things were moved
>Tearful goodbyes were said
>Many "We're just down the road" and "It's barely any different" and you're least favorite "You can visit any time"
>You didn't hate Twilight, but you caught a look at her floorplans
>You saw far too many bookshelves tahn you were comforatble with
>But finally you and Barb were sitting on your couc after a long, tiring and emotional day
>"So..." she trails off figiting with her claws as she's known to do
"So?' you ask, turning to look at your Dragoness
>"We uh, we live together now" she mumbles as she shrugs her shoulders and looks away to keep her obviously burining red face from your gaze
"Haha, yes. Yes we do indeed live together" you state with a chuckle and throw your arm over her shoulder
>She jumps, yelps, and coughs up green flame all at the same time
>HNNNGGGG
>"Hee hee, sorry. I'm just..." she trails off for a moment before meeting your gaze, bearing the furious blush you thought you saw
>"I'm so happy" she manages to wimper out, clearly trying to stop another outburst of tearful joy
>She failed.
 
 
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>Be Anon
>Fuck this week
>Fuck books
>Twilight decided to have a book drive to get rid of all the bulshit that has literally flooded her house
>Literally flooded
>She tried some form of liquified books pseudo-aquarium thing to give herself some space
>There wasomething invilved with a mantis crab
>You don't know for sure
>Fucking Magic bullshit
>Anyway, this week is your weekaversary with Barb
>At least it was supposed to be
>Thanks to bookhorse, Barb and your week has been completely shot
>Tenstions were a little high
>"NO! YOU CAN'T SELL THAT ONE ITS A CLASSIC!" you her a certain princess shout
>"TWILIGHT, IT"S LITERALLY DRENCHED IN PANCAKE BATTER, I'M TORCHING THIS THING!"
>"I FORGOT I MOVED THE WAFFFLE IRON TO ACCOMODATE IT"
>Okay, tensions were through the stratosphere
>You're a little mad, sure, but "Ex-Self Claimed Princess of Knowledge" really needed help getting rid of these damned things
>Closing time couldn't possibly have come sooner
"Barb?" you ask the fuming dragoness walking next to you
>Literally fuming
>Like smoke is coming out of her ea-
>"WHAT?!" she shouts at you
>Concerning sized flame accompaning her voice
"Haaaaa, hey! Wow. Okay, Barb? Hun? We're done now right? This was the last day of Twilight's drive" you say as cautiously as possible
>It's also the last day of your weekaversary, but mentioning that could make things worse
>She sighs and relxes a little at your cautious words
>You swear you hear a "tsss" like a fire being put out
 
>"Yeah, you're right." she admits defeatedly "Let's just go home, I'm tired" she says drooping her ear spines down
>You were about to suggest eating out, as some form of salvaging this week, but the weak claws interweaved in your fingers tugging you in the direction of your home halts you
>Entering your home together brings a collective relief to both of you
>Maybe it's the fact that the place doesn't smell like ink and dust
>A synchronized sigh between both of you seems to lighten up the mood some
>You not that Barb is still a little tense
"Hey Babs, you hungry?" you ask
>Eating always makes her feel better
>"Yeah, I am, but I'm making dinner tonight" she says as she crosses into the kitchen and dons her signature apron
>Dark pink frills on the shoulders, outline, and straps
>Light pink covering
>And a dark red heart that sits right at mid torso
>Very HHHNNNNNGGGG
"You're cooking?" you ask with more surprise than you wanted to put into it
>"O-OF course I am!" she huffs, cheeks beginning to fill with a color matching the light pink of her apron
>You love barb
>She's the best thing ever
>And she can bake like nobody's business
>When she says she's making dessert, you're all for it
>Buuuuuut
>Dinner is another story entirely
>As is Lunch
>And Breakfast
>"It's our special day!... Week thing!" she chirps while looking down at the sides of her apron, that she's fiddling with right now
>"I know this year wasn't as great as last years was, but I wanted to do something special..." she trails off before looking up at you
>"So I wanted to make dinner!" she says with a genuine smile and a bounce in her step as she glides over to the cabinets
"Okay, gr-great! Yeah! Just..." you pause
>Calculating probability if survival by finishing this sentence...
>You already started it you dingus, have to finish it regardless
 
>Fuck
>"Do you... need any help?" your voice breaks on the word 'help' betraying your otherwise cool demeanor
>Trembling? Who's trembling? not me nope!
>"Help?" she asks blankly
>"Why?! Because I'm a terrible cook?!" she asks, channeling the anger from earlier
"Wha-?! No, Barb! Just in case you needed help. Y'know fingers and shit?" you snap back wiggling your fingers in her face for emphasis
>Alright, you were in a pretty grouchy mood all week too. You can admit that internally
>You also really didn't want to have to stomach another of Barb's dishes
>"No I don't need your '>muh dextrous digits'!" she says in a mocking tone, wiggling her claws in your face now
>Huh, she somehow managed to imply the '>' with just her voice
>You're too pissed to care about it right now though
"Babs c'mon you're being rediculous. I just want to help, it's our two year." you state with a little more force tahn you wold ever mean to if you weren't pissy
>You cross your arms and look down at her beacuse you're a little done with her atitude
>"If you want to help the go sit your sexy ass down on the couch and wait for me to MAKE YOU SOME LOVELY DINNER DAMN IT!"
>She's clenching her hands at first, then proceeds to point menacingly to the couch when she gets to the shouting
"Fine! Okay! I'll go sit my- did you say sexy ass?" you ask slightly stunned
>"GET OUT OF HERE" she huffs again with a face looking more red with embarrasment than anger at this point
>You sit down on the couch and stare at the wall lazily for a bit
>Even considering opening a book amke you want to scream
>You hear an infuriated growl at first, then some stomping and aggresive grabbing of cooking utensils for a bit
>Eventually you just hear regular cooking sounds and-
>Man is this couch comfy
>You must be more tired than yo-
 
>It's on fire
>Everything is on fire
>THERE'S FIRE SPEWING OUT OF THE FAUCET?!
>You are Anon, and you were awoken to Barb screaming
>"IT'SOKAYICANFIXTHIS" Over and over
"Barb... HOW?!" you start
>"I dunno! I turned away for one minute to look at you napping! And then when I turned around..." she starts tearing up
>"Did you take cooking lessons from Sweetie Belle?! Jesus Barb!" you shout
>Anon? This is Brain. We are now at full awake status, reporting to let you know that you done goofed son
>Her sobbing retreat to your room and the following door slam gave you enough indication that you fucked up
>Well goddamn it. You ne-OH FUCK THE FIRES!
 
>Alright, Fires are taken care of
>SOmehow there was no damage done aside from some scorch marks
>Okay, now you gotta think of something
>A quick check of your chillbox (another design based off the fridge taht Twilight helped make) yeilds...
>One head of Lettuce, some cheese, and assorted bits of vegetables
>FUCK
>And it's too late now to get groceries
>DOUBLE FUCK
>Welp you can make salad
>It's not very romantic, but its better than nothing right?
>Right?!
> A sigh is the only thing you can create with your head swimming in reminders of how bad you fucked up
"I justed wanted one night this week to go well. Just one night."
>Just one night
>The words sound familiar
>Beyond the fact that you know what the words are
>Where did you see this phrase again…
 
>!! You walk over to your fireplace and lift up the pink ribbon that was dangling off the side of the mantle
>At the bottom of it is a simple note
>"For those 'Just one night' emergencies"
>"Love, Pinkie Pie"
>"P.S. Sorry about the ball emergency fiasco, I hope this makes up for it"
>You learned early on to never question Panko
>Or to activate an emergency set up she has when there's not an emergency
>You still have numbness from the ball emergency thing
"Well, this seems as appropriate as it gets" you assure yourself somewhat before pulling the ribbon
>SPLAT!
"A pie?! Really Ponk!?" you angrily mumble to yourself in an attempt to keep from disturbing Barb further
>Wiping the pie from your eyes lets you see a simple box that's on the floor in front of you
"Wh-Where even?" you ask looking around your living room for a hidden panel of some kind, before giving up with a sigh
>Never Question Party Horse
>You kneel down and open the box with your face as far away from the opening as possible to avoid potential pies
>Nothing
"Alright, Now what's in here" you mumble to yourself still expecting another pie
>Inside is some folded cloth, a candle, a short cylindrical container, and two rocks
"Fucking Plenka" you mumble to yourself, residing to the uselessness of the items inside
>Wait...
>The cloth folds out to reveal a full on suit! With a wet nap so you can clean off the pie
>The container is filled with Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream. From Barb's favorite parlor. How the hell?
>The rocks weren't rocks at all they're gemstones
>Really high quality ones too
>After two years with Barb you know your goddamn gems
>One Beautiful Purple amethyst, and the other a striking green emerald
>You can't stop the grin spreading across your face and you don't want to
"Pinkie you glorious bitch! You're going to be my best mare after this”
 
>Do they even do weddings for dragons?
>Whoa whoa! One step at a time, first we fix tonight
>You clean up, dress up, set up, aaaaaand...
"It's prefect." you say to yourself quite proudly
>The table is set, the lights are all out and the lone candle lights the place in its warm glow
>Sure, its a salad, but with the gemstones on her plate, and the ice cream already scooped into bowls...
>If this doesn't work, nothing will
"Barb?" you call for her as softly as you can accompanied by three soft knock to your bedroom door
>Silence. My old friend.
"Barb, can you please come out here for a second?" you ask but there is still no reply
"Babsie, please! Just open the door, one second. That's all I ask, I promise I'm not mad" you plead
>There's no lock on the door
>You both know that
>You only hope she understands wat you mean by asking her to open it
>You hear telltale sounds of Barb rising from the bed
>C'mon Anon, Make it happen
>She opens the door a crack
>Just enough to allow you to see her right eye, an eye that still has some puffiness from crying, but from tears spilt a little while ago
>She's just lazily looking over your form
>The Candlelight from behind you must be obscurng your features somewhat
>Her eye seems to have adjusted and is now looking at you with surprise on what you can manage to see of her face
>She opens the door slowly, but doesn't step foreward
>Instead choosing to look at you with curiosity
>Probably noticing the clothing change
>She takes a step out and looks over your shoulder to the light source behind you
>She's curious, but very tense. Fragile.
>The last outburst you two had really has her on edge
>You swallow your guilt and regret and motion for the kitchen
>She doesn't move
>You hold out your hand for her
>She pauses for a time before taking your hand gently
 
>As she nears the kitchen guided by your hand you can feel her grip tighten
>A hand that was holding yours, weak with uncertanty, now shfiting around to intertwine with your fingers as realization is setting in
>You present the dimly lit area to her as you both reach your destination
>Her hands go up to her mouth to cover the trembling in her lips, but she's too slow to hide it from you
>A light coiling sensation is felt working its way up your leg
>She wraps her tail around you in some fashion whenever she's really happy, or hungry
>It's probably both in this case
>You hope anyway
>Barb takes her seat after you pull her chair out for her
>The small flame bathes her beautiful face in a soft orange light
>The small beads of tears in the corner of her eyes shine like little stars
>You bring the two bowls of salad over to the table and slide the one with both gemstones over to Barb
>Either the candle is really giving color to her cheeks, or she's doing so herself
>She breaks the previous quivering of her mouth into a wide smile, clasping her hands together in excitement
>You take your seat next to her
>She just stares at the salad before her, glowing somewhat due to the gemstones sitting atop it
>She puts her hand on your knee breaking you from the trance the gemstones were putting you in and you look up at her
>A familiar coiling sensation makes itself known to your leg again and she offers you a smile that feels even warmer than the candle
"Barb I-" you start, but are cut off by a claw that presses itself to your lips
>She just continues giving her warm smile, eyes brimming with love
>And you return her gaze
>Letting everything be said without saying anything
>And suddenly it like you're back in the hospital bed
>And Barb is sitting in front of you bearing the same gaze, albeit in a smaller size
>You're both reminded of the moment it became real
>When you and Barb became ‘Us'
>Thankfully salad can't really 'go cold' because you both just sit there wordlessly
>As you did then
>And just like that, the whole week is made better
>No books, or stress, or fires, not even tartarus could tear you apart from the perfect being before you
>The one currently trying very hard to stop eyeing the delicious gems before her
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