http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15733336 http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/15833345   Option 1: To Equestria by Trenchcoat! (I gave it a name) by Iamodd !YpNb7Wi76c   Iamodd !YpNb7Wi76c 01/18/14(Sat)03:49 UTC-5 No.15743195 >You give the man the paper, and finish the deal with a handshake >a small prick in the palm of your hand >he pulls his hand away to reveal that it was a buzzer like object >instead it had a needle on the end of it >you start to black out >"can you feel it?" >"you're leaving, you're leaving you're leaving all right." >"I hope your satisfied" >The mans face turns demonic, and his trenchcoat starts sucking you in >The last thing you see is his smile >"remember our deal" ------------------------------------------------------- >"I wonder if we can really trust that guy..." >you can tell that voice was a males, it sounded young. >you can feel something covering your eyes >your hands are bound and you can't breathe very well >You feel a slightly warm wind on you, like a breeze that isn't exactly moving >you feel your body lift >too weak to react, you let the wind move you >you're placed on something soft >"Spike, please remove his wrappings" >that voice was female >"Umm, ok" >Feel your pants being unzipped >Hear a voice in your head >"remember our deal" >panic >kick the creature touching your junk >hear him crash some feet away >"SPIKE!" >Start flailing, grunting through your gag >you feel the warmth overtake you again, bit this time you can feel you're being moved faster, almost recklessly >stop moving >"Are you going to calm down?" "Mmph" >"What was that?" "Hudduh hudduh huh" >"oh, I guess he doesn't speak our language" >the once named Spike wheezed; >"That or he can't talk with a gag on" >"oh, right." >you hear the female giggle >the gag is removed >you say in a rhaspy voice...   >>15743421 # >you slur "ey babby want sum fuk?" >"What?" >finally remember who you are and what happened. >"I think he's dangerous Twi, we better not-" "Twilight?" >You can hear their breathing stop for just a moment >"you can talk?" >"And you knoe who she is?" "Can you guys untie me please?" >"Oh uh, sure just don't kick me again" "Sorry, it's a natural reaction to being touched there" >bold faced lie >When the blindfold is removed, you have to wince from all the color >It was bright and cheerful, just like the show. >You smiled, knowing you had finnaly made it -------------------------------------------------------------------------- >"So you're a human?" "Yeah, I'm like a really mutaded ape" >"So was it magic that did it to you or-" >A knock at the door surprised her >"I'll get it Twi!" >Spike runs to the door as Twilight uses her magic to prepare another cup of tea. >"uhm, sorry for bothering you but I heard a noise as I was walking by earlier and I just now found the cou-" >As the pony was rambling you walk into the room "Hello Fluttershy" >"eep!" >The pony flies straight up, giving Rainbow Dash's record for liftoff a new contender >too bad she was inside and there happened to be a roof >Before she could hit the roof Twilight caught her with her aura >"Oh hello Fluttershy, This is....." >She hesitated >"I never asked your name" >You pause, and try to think of something to tel them >You hated your old name, too many bad memories "My name is....   >>15743566 # (Dubs decide) "Niganon" >"Niganon?" "Niganon" >Fluttershy shivers in midair, trying desprately to escape >"Oh, sorry Fluttershy" >Twilight sets her down >She stands there, frozen in place >Spike trys to break the tension >"He's a creature from a different universe!" >Afraid you were insulted, Twilight hushes Spike >"Spike that's not very nice!" >You laugh >Fluttershy winces, but smiles when she sees it's a genuine laugh. >"It's nice to meet you niganon" "Oh, just call me Anon, my dad was the nigger" >"Oh, I bet he was the best nig-er he could be. >She smiles, not knowing how horribly racist that term is on your planet >not that you care >You hear your stomach rumbling, and the ponies take note of it right away. (post too long)   >It was some time later when you found yourself at a fancy restaurant >It smelled good, but in the way that a salad bar smelled good >You spent your childhood swallowing your veggies like pills, with a mouthfull of water >A gryphon comes walking out of the kitchen, pushing a cart with 4 trays towards your group. >Fluttershy, Spike, Twilight, and yourself. >The gryphon smiled and put the plates on your table >"Sometheeng special, for moi furst hyoomin customer >He gives you a fork, and a knife >It wasn't just a butterknife either, it was a steak knife >You pondered why as Twilight lifted all of the lids off of the plates at once >And there it sat, a prime steak >You looked up in shock, knowing that cows were sentient in this universe "Uhh Twilight, Why am I getting steak?" >"Judging from your teeth it was easy to tell you were an omnivore, and at this resturaunt it's easy to get meat" "But... Why did the cows agree to this?" >"In Equestria, we have all manners of creatures. A large number of them intelligent" >She took a bite of her food and continued >"It's not exactly a law, but when most creatures die, intelligent or not, they can be fed to carnivores to stop them from needing to hunt. >You could tell this wasn't something Fluttershy liked hearing >"Large groups of ponies and cows and such make organizations to keep them fed, most of these are families of victims of underfed predators" "Oh, so it's like being an organ doner almost?" >"Exactly!" >Twilight smiled and continued eating. >you looked over to Fluttershy who just kept staring at your steak. >feelsbadman.jpg >You cover it back up "Uhh, I'm not all that hungry right now" >"what!? The whole reason we came here was so you could eat!" >Twilight was in a huff >you saw how Fluttershy was able to start eating again "Sorry, switiching dimensions can really mess with someones appetite" >stomach rumbles again >Fluttershy looks at you >Twilight's hair gets frazzled >You can't decide which pony to please >you go with   >>15743988 # (Twilight it is) >Purple horse is crazy >Don't piss of a magical horse >Pull the cover off the plate >proceed to eat the steak >it was awesome >Twilight happily nibbles her food >Fluttershy looked too sick to eat >She had to excuse herself when you dripped some of the juice on your chin. >you finish your steak and Fluttershy meekly walks out of the restroom >you mouth "Sorry to her" >She sees some meat stuck in your teeth >Runs back >-10 Fluttershy route "Tell the cook this steak was excellent" >The Waiter smiled and walked off with the check >You gave Twilight a puzzled look >"Oh, I'm using this as part of my "research fund", I'm sure Celestia will understand" >you shrug and stand up, noting that spike had been eating a chicken leg, but Fluttershy didn't say shit about it >not that she said shit about you, but what gives. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >You find yourself in...   >>15744357 # >The bathroom with Fluttershy >Not knowing what the different signs meant was a bad thing >Fluttershy froze in place "Sorry Fluttershy" >you turn around and go to open the door >"No wait!" >You pause >"Why is it you came here right when the cu-" >The door was pushed open, and you fell to the floor >Twilight picked you up with magic, apologizing for opening the door so quickly >"Wait, what is a boy doing in the Fillies room anyways?" "I couldn't tell what the signs meant, and I walked into the wrong one on accident" >You looked to Fluttershy who hushed as soon as Twilight entered the bathroom. >You excuse yourself and walk out, going to the next bathroom over.   (3:30 am, I'm done for tonight. Will finish more tomorrow)   >>15744460 #     >Finish using the restroom     >Wash your hands     >walk out of the eatery     >Find Purple and Yellow waiting for you     "Hello ladies"     >they smile     >Fluttershy seems to be ok     >You smile back.     >You all decide to go back to Twilights house     --------------------------------------------------------------     >"Anon, I have a question I've been meaning to ask you"     >You pause for a second, not knowing what she might ask     >You panic, wondering if she was going to ask why you hit spike when he touched your junk.     >"How do you seem to know so much about ponykind? You just got here and you know almost everyone!"     >You sigh, it's not any better a question to answer, but you at least won't be sent back to earth if you answer it.     >You tell her...