>Your name is Anon. >You came here around seventy years ago. >To Equestria... >You got here a bit early, but hey... >You never did specify the year you wanted to go to. >Just the place. >You got here long before the 'Mane Six' were even born. >If you recall, you were well into your... >Eighties? >Something like that... >But you still got to watch it all. >Like the show playing out in front of your very eyes... >With some minor changes. >You remember the day that they all visited the 'Weird Hermit thing on the edge of town'. >Hearing the knock on the door of your little cottage was the best day since you got here... >How'd it all go again?     >"Twa'lot, are y'all sure about this?" >"Of course! I would've visited this creature sooner if I'd known he was here." >"Twilight, dear, you should really reconsider..." >"W-what if he doesn't want visitors?" >Twilight turned around, a scowl on her face. >"Do any of you even remember everything that happened with Zecora? If what I've heard is true, everyone's just been avoiding this poor guy..." >Everyone but Twilight collectively put their heads down. >"We can't just pretend he's not there... We need to show him that we care!" >The room perks back up, and Pinkie Pie giggles. >"Nice rhyme, Twilight! I'll go get a cake to bring him!" >She dissapears out the door. >"Does he ever eat? Don't reckon Ah've seen anypony leave food for him... Ya think he likes Apples?" >"Hey, I could show him some of my new stunts!" >"The poor thing must be wearing rags... He's never ONCE stepped into my boutique!' >"Maybe I could find him a pet to keep him company?"   >Twilight beams, all of her friends coming together for someone they haven't even met!   >"I GOT THE CAKE!"     >You were sitting on your old creaky wooden chair, in your old creaky home, taking a light nap. >Most of your time was either spent napping, or watching the Ponies through your window. >Jeeze, nothing's changed since you got here.   >Until that knock on the door.   >You were woken up by four solid knocks on your door. >You always get food delivered on Tuesday and Friday... >Today was Wednesday. >You push yourself off your chair, hobbling your way to the door. >You turn the knob, and pull it open...   >And there they are. >All six of them. >"Hello there! My name is Twili-" >A pink mass throws itself in front of you. >"Myname'spinkiepiewhat'syoursmisterdoyoulikecakebecauseibroughtsomecakeandiwashopingyoulikedcakebecause-" >She takes a deep breath. >"Ibroughtacaketosharewithyouandmyfriends!" >You smile, grabbing the pony out of mid-air. >You'll never know how she did that stuff. >You chuckle, pulling her in for a hug. >She happily obliged, wrapping her hooves around you. >"You've got a really soft beard!" >She snuggles into you, smiling.   >The rest of the day was spent with these ponies. >You went all around Ponyville, and even though you had to walk with a stick to support you... >It felt like you were walking on air.     >But that's all over now. >You're almost a hundred years old... >Somewhere in the late nineties. You can't remember.   >You lay in the hospital bed, hooked up to numerous machines. >Your friends surround you. >You could barely move anymore. >Your breathing was becoming more shallow. >The doctors estimated that you'd die today, so everyone made sure to come see you off. >"We're going to miss you, Anon..." >You smile, bringing a shaky hand up to give Twilight a pat on the head. "Don't you worry about me... I've lived a long life. Longer than most Humans, even." >You run your hand through her hair, but find that you lack the energy to keep doing so. "Guess this is goodbye, then..." >"Only for now." >Twilight smiles, nuzzling your cheek. >"We'll come see you again, eventually..." >You can't help but smile. >You close your eyes. >"Goodnight, Nonny..."   >You hear more words, but they just sound garbled. >What you can hear, though, is the life monitor slowing. >Bleep... >Bleep....... >Bleep............. >Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....     >Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust. >Life is short when the body rusts. >Make use of your time, because time is short. >And submit that final friendship Report.     >Dear Princess Celestia...   >Today, Anonymous has passed away. >He was one of the greatest influences of my life. >And one of my best friends.   >Today, I've learned that friends come and go... >But not all friends get to come back. >That's why we need to make the most of our time together with our friends... >Because they can leave at any moment... >And never come back.   >Your Faithful Student, Friend, and Princess...   >Twilight Sparkle.