OP:
  >"Hi Anon! Would you like to see my research paper?"
  >"It focuses on the evolution of the ideology revolving around educative literary works during the age of enlightenment, and the lasting effects it has had on public discourse and culture."
 
http://pastebin.com/k0qwVzV6
I was previously unaware that the story was already pasted elsewhere. Here is the link to the paste, and I apologize to the writefag for the missing views.
http://pastebin.com/k0qwVzV6
On a related note, go read his other shit too. Especially this one:
http://pastebin.com/D9Hdz4WD
http://pastebin.com/TsJ6M4ha