I want to be the very best
Like no stallion ever was
To cuddle them was my real test
To fuck them was my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching (or Gapeing) far and wiiiide
Each mare and colt to understand
How to cuuuum insiiiiide
MLP! GOTTA FUCK EM ALL
It's them and meee
I know it's my destiny
MLP! Ooooh you're my fuck buddy
And we both get lucky
MLP! GOTTA FUCK EM ALL you're my waifu
Especially the one that's cyan blue
You take me and I'll take you
EEMM ELLE PEE! GOTTA FUCK EM ALL GOTTA FUCK EM ALLL MLP!