love/1000 - FracturedFlow
>day love and hugs in equestria
>you wake up
>insert morning routine here
>eat breakfast
>you're excited; today you have another date with pinkie
>you love her to bits; shes a cheerful bundle of energy that has reality-bending powers
>though you two are an odd pair, with yourself being reserved
>but you guess its true what they say, love is blind
>you open the door to a beautiful sunny morning
>you head on over to sugarcube corner
>as you open the door, you are nearly sent into the stratosphere as a pink ballistic projectile collides with you
>"HEYANONIMSOHAPPYTOSEEYOUAND-"
>you silence her with a kiss; well sort of
>you can feel her babbling as you kiss her
>she eventually stops talking and returns the kiss
>you pull away, blushing, a grin on your face
>its hard to tell, but you think pinkie is blushing too
"so, pinkie, what shall we do today?"
>youre grinning; you could spend the rest of your life with this pony, following her on her escapades
>"CAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKE"
>you chuckle to yourself
>shes always going on about some sweet
>you have an idea
"how about we eat cake by the lake? im a poet and i didnt know it! it could be a picnic!"
>"OH BOY! I'D LOVE TO, ANON!"
>she zips into sugarcube corner, and almost instantly reappears
>you check your watch; 49 milliseconds. not bad.
>she has a picnic basket, bulging with cake
>you grin and stroke her mane
>she smiles up at you, and you two head to a lake
>meanwhile...
>"that dastardly anon! i shall make him love me!" a yellow pegasus declares, lurking in the bushes
>you and pinkie set up the picnic
>there is almost no room for you two on the blanket, there is so much cake
>pinkie proceeds to engorge herself as you eat a slice of cake
>the cakes under go a complete genocide; mass slaughter of the sugary kind ensues, and pinkie leaves no survivors
"pinkie, slow down, you'll get a..."
>all the cake is gone before you finish saying her name
"stomach ache..."
>pinkie pie lies down, clutching her stomach
>"ohhh... i think i ate too much..."
>you stroke her cheek
"i tried to warn you..."
>she groans "ugh... i feel so full... im getting sleepy..."
>she rests her head on your lap
>you gently stoke her mane
>after a while, you hear her snore softy
>she really did fall asleep
>you give her a quick kiss on the cheek
>she murmurs softly in her sleep, then giggles
>"love you.... anon... cake...."
>you d'awww with the force of a thousand suns
and now for the real ending
>after your heart recovers, you sigh contentedly
>a shadow falls over you
>you idly wonder what it could be; theres hardly a cloud in the sky
>you look up to see fluttershy...
>and a pipe that cracks you on the head, knocking you out cold
>you awake several hours later with a throbbing skull, and are completely tied up
>fluttershy turns and looks at you
>"oh, youre finally awake, anon"
>you glare
"fluttershy, let me go!"
>"im sorry, anon, i cant do that"
>a horrible thought enters your head
"wheres pinkie pie?!"
>flutters looks at you innocently; "who?"
>you glare
"WHERES PINKIE?!"
>flutters sighs
>"if you must know..." she tosses something at you
>you look at it in horror
>its a pink hoof
>covered in blood, the tendons an ligaments still hanging from it, as if it were torn out of the arm
>you scream
>fluttershy tsks
>"now, now, anon, is that any way to thank me?"
"THANK YOU?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO PINKIE?!"
>fluttershy smirks; " i made sure she would never get in the way of our love again"
>she drags a body into the light
>at least, you think its a body
>its hard to tell
>there are bones sticking out of it at weird angles, all the skin and hair has been removed
>it looks like the legs were torn off and shoved into the back
>the entire digestive tract is missing, as well as all the skin and muscle in the area
>all thats left is the spine
>there are razors in the eyes, the nose has been cut off with what could have been a saw, and the lower half of the jaw is missing
>wait, razors in the eyes... those large, beautiful, blue eyes...
>PINKIE?!
>you scream
"what did you do, you psychotic bitch?!"
>fluttershy kisses you, muffling your screams
>"dont worry anon, now we can be together, forever"
>you hear a groan come from the pile of flesh
>"ah.. ah..."
>shes alive?!
>oh god... oh god no no no no no
>you vomit
>the pile of flesh speaks again
>"ah... non... i... luh... vvvv... y...."
>it quivers, then goes silent
>you sob; why, why, why?!
>fluttershy glares at the pile of flesh
>"apparently you didnt suffer enough!" she yells
>you look on as fluttershy takes a knife to the pile of flesh and hacks away at it
>you hear some thin wails as the deformed body gets carved up
>you stare on, your mind numb
>fluttershy goes back over to you
>"eat this, now~!" she yells
>she's holding a tongue
>you cry out
>she takes advantage and shoves the tongue in your mouth
>the salty blood chokes you, and you start crying
>"EAT IT!" fluttershy screams
>sobbing, you chew the tongue and swallow it
>flutters kisses you
>"now, we are alone, together, forever, anon, my love"
>your shell-shocked brain finally gives, and all thats left in your mind is white noise
>fin