>Target Spotted. Target is reading a book in the Treebrary.
>You know this because you're in the room. And you live here. In Twilight's Treebrary. And she likes to read.
>You ready yourself for a special operation that will take all your strength and cunning.
>Crossing the room, approaching Twilight stealthily, you're right behind the target.
>She has no idea you're there. And then...
>"Hey Twilight. What time is it?" You say
>"Good morning Anon, I'd say it's about 9 o'clock"
>"Wrong! IT'S SNUGGLE TIME!"
>Lunging forward you scoop up the purple pony
>She let's out a surprised squeak. It's adorable.
>"Anon! What are you doing!?"
>"I told you twilight, it's snuggle time!"
>She starts trying to squirm out of your hug as your carry her towards to sofa.
>Silly pony has forgotten you're alot stronger than ponies.
>Lying down on the sofa, you pull purple pony close. One hand scratching behind her ears, the other rubbing her chest and belly. Is it called a chest? Fucking horse anatomy.
>Twilight finally stops squirming only for her horn to start glowing.
>You ain't getting out that easy sparklebutt. Gently you nibble on one of her ears. It's super effective.
>Twilight gasps and the light goes out. She let's out an exasperated sigh.
>Squirming round in your kung-fu hug she pokes you in the chest with a hoof.
>"You are going to pay for this Anon" she says before closing her eyes and snuggling into you.
>One down. Five to go.
 
>Who can make the sun rise? Sprinkle it with dew? Oh the candyman can. Something something candyman can.
>Or in this case candypony who lives in a gingerbread house. Well it's Pinkie Pie and a bakery.
>You still have suspicions about the edibility of that building though. It's not right.
>She has stuff you'll need for later. And lunch. And snuggles.
>Kill three birds with one stone and all that.
>Striding manfully into candyland you resist the urge to contract diabeetus and instead say
>"Hey Pinkie Pie"
>"Hey Nonny Nonkins"
>"Pinkie you got lots of supplies and stuff, something for every occasion right"
>"Sure do Nonny, do you need to borrow some?"
>"Yeah"
>"Then follow me!"
>As you reach the bottom of the slide you find yourself in the Pinkie Cave. Probably not what she calls it though.
>"Hey Nonny, do you know what time it is?"
>"Probably mid-afternoon Ponk"
>"Wronga rooney Nonny. IT'S SNUGGLE TIME!"
>Oh god damn it!
>The pink pony leaps at you, slamming into your chest and tackling you to the ground.
>"You win this time you pink menace."
>"Shush Nonny, snuggle time is quiet time." she says as she snuggles her head into your chest.
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>Pinkie finally releases you. You're in her bedroom right now. She made you carry her up there for 'comfier snuggles'.
>Nothing lewd happened. Unless snuggles are lewd here. No that's ridiculous even for this place.
>It would mean you raped Twilight. And Pinkie raped you. Or at least sexual harassment is involved.
>They would have said something and you somehow doubt rape is their fetish.
>"So can I borrow that gear Pinkie?"
>"Sure thing Nonny, I'll have it all packed up and ready tomorrow morning!"
>Two down. Four to go. As you head for home you begin to wonder if this one counts though.
 
 
>A new dawn, a new day and time for certain multi-coloured mare to get her snuggles.
>First things first, the set up.
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>Target acquired. Rainbow tail spotted poking out of cloud. She's so predictable.
>Deploying ladder. "Hey Rainbow"
>"Anon? I'm trying nap here you know"
>"Do you know what time it is rainbow?"
>Her eyes go wide, Twilight must have said something.
>You can feel your smile widening to inhuman proportions as she stammers "N-no"
>"IT'S SNUGGLE TIME!"
>*fwoosh* Rainbow Dash rockets away from you.
>Damn she can move fast, but this chase has only just begun.
>Racing after her, you give chase through the streets of ponyville.
>And then you hear the magic words "AH! What the buck!?"
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>"Anon, what are you doing?"
>"Oh hey Lyra. Just setting up this net."
>Lyra looks at you strangely "Why are hanging a net in the middle of the street?"
>"Oh you know, reasons. Say give a hand, or hoof, and grab that end."
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>Rainbow is struggling to escape your net. My god you're brilliant.
>"Anon! What the hay is wrong with you?"
>"I zee you are suffering from ze Snugglitis. Az you're doctor, I prescribe ze 2 hours of snuggles."
>Lifting up the mare and resisting the urge to make jokes about pots of gold and rainbows, you walk towards a nearby tree and sit down under >it.
>She struggles briefly before giving up "You're not gonna let me go are you?"
>"Nope."
>She sighs before giving in to the power of the darkside. Good, good let the snuggles flow through you.
>Three down. Three to go.
 
 
 
>The apple orchards can be a dangerous place.
>Red horses attacking other males, seductive flutterbats after your juice and that shit with the magic apples.
>Don't care how insulted they were. You are not eating something with more colours than Rainbow Dash.
>And the various mental images that popped into your head when saw Rainbow eating it, well let's just say they didn't help.
>But enough of that. You've got a mission soldier. And this one has got to be hard and fast.
>So you don't get bucked in the ass. Ha it rhymes, should totally challenge zecora to a rhyme battle.
>Speaking of bucking, there's the target. Applejack bucking trees.
>Ok, act casual. Sauntering up to applejack you say "Hey Applejack, do you know what time it is?"
>"Howdy there Anon, well I reckon it's near time fer lunch. Y'all can join us if ya like."
>"I'm afraid I can't Applejack. You see it's not lunch time."
>"Now what in the hay are you talkin about sugarcube, of course it's lun-"
>"IT'S SNUGGLE TIME!" Grabbing the orange apple you hold her facing away from you, so she can't kick you.
>"ANON! WHAT IN TARNATION ARE YOU DOIN! PUT ME DOWN!"
>Time to make your incredible escape.
>"Anon. What are you doin with mah sister?"
>Oh shit. It's Hank Hill and he's gonna kick your ass. Wait nope, it's just Big Mac.
>"Er.... Snuggling." You could swear Applejack blushed a bit when you said that.
>"Nope" Ah fuck. RUN!
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>"Anon, y'all can put me down now."
>"No. I'm getting my snuggles even if I have to run while doing it." you shout while sprinting through the streets of ponyville.
>"Anon! You get back here with mah sister."
>"NEVER!" Shit he's gaining.
>"I'm gonna buck your ass!"
>Four down. Two to go. Fuck me this is a workout and a half.
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>Day 3 of the Snuggle Safari. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting Fwuttershys.
>You're not entirely sure how this one is gonna go down.
>You can't exactly be rough with her. She's more delicate than the others.
>So you just knock on the door. And eventually it's answered
>"Oh Hello Anon, What brings you here?"
>"Just thought I'd swing by and visit."
>"That's nice, please come in."
>No animals around, that's good. She can't sic a bear on me, better make sure.
>"Fluttershy where are your animals?"
>"It's autumn, so they're all out looking for a nice cozy place to spend the winter."
>You sit down on the sofa next to Fluttershy, this is the moment.
>"Hey Fluttershy, do you know what time it is?"
>"Oh, I'm not sure."
>"IT'S SNUGGLE TIME!" You don't lunge forward, it'd scare the shit out of her.
>Strangely her eyes light up and she's smiling "It is?"
>"Well yeah, wait you want to snuggle."
>"Oh my yes, I love snuggles."
>That was easy "Well ok then"
>Laying down on the sofa you start getting those snuggles.
>"This is nice"
 
>*Fluttershy's perspective*
>"This is nice" says Anon
>"Yeah snuggle me hard you dirty colt." You mutter
>"What was that?"
>"I didn't hear anything."
>Anon just grunts and gets back to snuggling
>"They'll hear the screams when we're rutting though, everyone will hear them." You whisper
>"Did you say something fluttershy?"
>"Oh I was just saying how nice and snuggley you are."
>"Awwww, thanks flutters."
 
 
>The Quest for Snuggles: Episode 6: Return of the Anon
>A new day and you're ready to take on Rarity.
>You'd planned to do it yesterday but you didn't.
>Partly because Flutters snuggled you from morning to late afternoon
>Partly because you had shit to do.
>Actual important shit like groceries and what not.
>Despite what everypony thinks you don't spend all your time hatching bullshit schemes and engaging in mindblowing wierdness.
>Also you're kind of scared of this one. Hell Big Mac kicking your ass was a risk you calculated for.
>But fucks knows how Rarity will react. And she's got magic.
>Well no sense in delaying the inevitable.
>Knocking on the door it's answered immediately
>"Anonymous you're finally here"
>"You were expecting me?"
>"But of course darling why wouldn't I be?"
>"Oh right, I suppose you would have heard about what I've been doing"
>"How could I not"
>You're slightly annoyed she's so calm. Kinda sucking the fun out of it.
>What about the thrill of the chase?
>"Now Anon it's rude to keep lady waiting"
>Welp you came here to snuggle a marshmallow and DadAnon taught you to never back down
>You pick her up and walk over to the sofa to begin the marshmallowing.
>"Oh and Anon I should probably mention that I had a surprise for you"
>"Oh really?" It's going to be clothes isn't it
>"What time is it Anon?" Whirling round you see Twilight walking into the room
>"I know what time it Anon" Dash is here too
>"It be snugglin time y'all" Oh shit.
>You try to make a run for the door but don't make it three paces before six ponies tackle you to the ground
>"We can be a herd now Nonny!"
>"Yay!"
>The snuggler has become the snuggled.
 
 
 
Bonus Round. Non-Canon if you will. As if canon even exists for this shit.
 
 
>So here you are. In Celestia's chambers. About to snuggle the hell out of her.
>Why are you here? Because you're a man of adventure, who climbs the tallest mountains just because they're there.
>Who laughs in the face of your enemies and regularly defeats Satan in violin paying contests.
>And your 'herd' dared you to do it.
>Frankly you're not too sure about this. You've been made aware that snuggles are essentially pony foreplay.
>And it results in a 'herd' of marefriends if you do it too much. Ugh. This is such a bad idea. Six is enough.
>"Anon?"
>"Sorry Celestia. My mind was wandering."
>"Might I ask where?"
>"Weird places."
>She chuckles at your response.
>Well enough time wasted.
>Better do it now.
>Yeah.
>Doing it right now
>Oh god this is a terrible idea.
>"Celestia do you know what time it is?"
>"Oh dear. Thank you for reminding me Anon, it's time for the afternoon session of court."
>"NO! IT'S SNUGGLE TIME!" You leap onto Celestia's back and begin the snuggling. You also begin wondering how long you'll be in the dungeon for.
>"Of course you're welcome to join me Anon." She says as she makes her way to the door.
>You're on her back trying your damndest to snuggle her and she's ignoring you.
>She's ignoring you. You won't stand for that. No one ignores Anon and his Snuggles!
>Stubbornly you cling to her back, hugging her while she heads through the castle to the throne room
>You are the hug barnacle!
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>Good god royal court is boring. But that's not the worst of it.
>Even though the guards glared at you and the petitioners blushed, Celestia just didn't react.
>Now you're back in her chambers.
>"Are you going to get off me now Anon?"
>"Not until you succumb to the snuggles, I won't be defeated!" You hiss through gritted teeth
>This has become a mission far more serious than hugging the silly ponies.
>"I must say you're very determined Anon"
>Her horn lights up and you're unceremoniously dropped on the bed.
>As you make to stand up Celestia hops onto the bed and drops her full weight on you.
>She leans in uncomfortably close and there's a strange expression on her face.
>"But I want more than snuggles."
>OH GOD! RAPE! HORSERAPE!
>...
>...
>... Oooh, that felt kind of nice.
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>You've escaped Celestia's rape dungeon and all you got was a lousy t-shirt.
>Or more accurately a lecture from Twilight on how Celestia was 'in season' and a thank you note from Sunbutt.
>And you didn't really escape, she just let you leave after a week. Your parts hurt.
>Fortunately Rainbow brought you a big bag of ice from the weather factory.
>She'll get extra snuggles for that once you can walk straight again.