"Eggs... Fruit... Vegetables... Plenty of rice. Looks like I'm good."
>Grabbing your massive bag of rice, you put it in your grocery cart and get ready to head home.
>You swear those ponies at the marketplace were getting stingier and stingier every week.
>The only pony who cut you a break was Applejack.
>If only you could finally work up the courage to finally ask her out on a date.
>Grabbing your cart, you head back home stewing in your thoughts.
>It would be weird, because most of the time the mares in this world choose the stallion.
>Then again, Applejack wasn't your typical mare either.
>She could use a man like you helping her out at the farm.
>"Hey Anon!"
>You were tall enough to help pick apples.
>Definitely strong enough to take care of some of the weak trees here.
>Not to mention caring enough to listen to her when she has a rough day at the market.
>Smart enough to help with the farm expenses.
>Especially after she asks you if you want to raise a little colt.
>"Anon?"
>She would look beautiful in her wedding dress, that was likely passed down throughout her whole family.
>Wipe her tears when she cuddles in your chest that night, just hoping her Ma and Pa were still around to see that day.
>"Anon!"
>A blow upside the head breaks you from your daydream.
>Dammit writer.
>You liked that.
"Wha?"
>A cyan blue pegasus sits on top of your cart looking you eye to eye.
>"What's up Anon?"
"Nothing. Just thinking. What's up Rainbow?"
>"Oh, nothin. Just was wondering if you wanted to see something awesome!"
>What the hell.
>Why not?
"Sure. I got time."
>She flies up into the sky, leaving a rainbow trail behind her.
>How does she even do that?
>Seriously.
>How?
>Rainbow Dash flies high up into the sky and stops, waving at you.
>You waive back.
>She holds up something red in her hoof.
>Wait.
>Look in your cart.
>You are missing an apple!
"Hey!"
>She throws the apple directly towards you.
>Catch?
>She wanted to play catch?
>Uhh... ok.
>You hold out your hands to catch it.
>Just as it's about to enter your outstretched hands, a flash of rainbow snatches the apple from midair.
>Rainbow stands next to you, shining the apple on her coat of fur.
>"Hold your applause... Hold your applause. I know. I'm awesome."
"Alright. Cool. Good job."
>"I suppooose I could have sex wit- wait what?"
"Yeah. It was cool."
>She looks up at you shocked.
>"You mean you weren't impressed?"
"Well... I know you are fast. So... not really."
>"Most stallions are DROOLING for me after that... Hold on."
>Rainbow flies up into the air at an incredible speed.
>Then stopping higher than before, she begins to fly directly towards your face.
>Oh shit.
>She's a good flier, but is she a good stopper?
>You weren't good at broken bones.
>That's for sure.
>Normally your bones end up... well, broken.
>She's too fast though.
>A massive boom sends a rainbow of color throughout the sky.
>This is it.
>Brace for impact!
>You feel a tap on your nose.
>Rainbow was just inches away from your face.
>"Gotcha. How about now? Wanna go back to my place?"
"Uh. Not really. Good trick though. I better get home."
>You grab your cart and continue to head home.
>What the hell is this mare's deal?
>"You just wait Anon! I'll impress you one day. On that day, we will rock that bed SO hard. I'll have a new trick by the morning. See you then Anon."
>Ugh.
"Alright whatever."
>Great.
>Now it looks like you gotta spend every goddamn morning trying to be woo'ed over by
>Fucking Rainbow Dash.