>A loud shot rings out from outside your house.
>Wake up
"Good Opal. Goood."
>Today was the fifth day in the war on rape.
>You are Anon.
>King of Anonia.
>After performing your royal morning ritual, you dawn your war gear and move to the royal front lawn.
>Opal hides behind cover, volleying shots with the enemy.
>Those yellow bellied bastards have no idea what is in store for them today.
>They think they have you surrounded, but today is the day the war turns in your favor.
"Are you ready for this Opal?"
>"Meeeooow!"
>You don't understand cat, but you are fairly sure that's yes.
>You pull a massive red button out of your pocket
"I've always loved this house..."
>Smash that button!
>The house emits a loud siren and begins to shake the earth.
>The squirrels pause their nut barrage to watch the terrifying scene.
>The house begins to twist and turn, and become smaller.
>Wheels begin to appear on the sides of the house, and the gutters form tracks for the wheels.
>A large barrel protrudes from the outside of the house, as your house begins to become the ultimate weapon of mass distruction.
"Cause it's built like a fucking tank."
>Opal stares at you.
"What?"
>The two of you climb into the massive weapon and into the cockpit.
"Alright ya bunch of mangey animals, time to show you who's the boss."
>Nuts fly at the machine in full force.
>Bears sprint towards you for a head on attack.
>You aim for the center of the group.
"Opal! Load the cannon!"
>She drops a load into the large barrel. "MEOOW."
"FIRE!"
>A large explosive round aims in-between 5 bears, and send them flying.
>Many of them begin to retreat at the sight of the monster's destruction.
"FORWARD MARCH!"
>The tank moves forward towards the enemy base.
>The yellow cottage.
>If you were to win, you had to finish this today.
>The enemy leader of Rapadonia was none other than Yellowquiet, and you aim for revenge for what she did at the last diplomatic meeting.
>You still can't feel your crotch.
>Aiming for the trees that the squirrels are jumping onto to make their retreat, you begin to restrict their speed as you move towards the enemy base.
>As the cottage becomes visible in the distance, you prepare for the fight of your life.
"Opal. Man the turrets and set the cannon on auto-load."
>"MEOOOOW."
>The perfect ally. Without her you would have never been able to get this far.
>Gatling fire from above tells you she finished the job.
>The rounds were plastic. You would never stoop to the levels of your enemy.
>Aiming for the front line of bears that aim to protect Fluttershy, a smile forms on your lips.
"Get rekt."
>The explosive round soars in the air, and the bears go flying.
>Opal begins to shoot down the bunnies that are trying to jam the wheels.
>Silly rabbits.
>Nothing can stop the rape tank.
>Storming over the bridge to the cottage, you prepare yourself for the final line of defense.
>Angel 'Bastard' Bunny.
>His speed is uncomparable to any animal and his heart is made of pure ice.
>Angel frequently went into the Everfree forest with no supplies, and came back with a full stomach, several cockatrice heads and the tail of a dragon.
>They once said he killed a bear in less than three seconds.
>Bear handed.
>You keep your eyes peeled as you approach the cottage.
>He can't be seen.
>A tap on your left shoulder causes you to reel back.
>There he sits behind you, with a smile, and a large package of C4.
>He hops out of the front window.
"OH FUC-"
>The tank explodes, sending you flying out of the machine, and on top of Angel, who is trying to open the front door of the cottage.
>Scrambling to your feet with a broken rib, you grab the bunny by the ears.
>His long ears. His only weakness.
>Pulling out your pistol, you now have a hostage.
"Fluttershy, come out to negotiate your surrender, and the bunny lives." You yell out to the front of the house.
>Fluttershy approaches the front window of her cottage, slowly clapping her front hooves.
>"Good job Anon, I have to admit I didn't think you had it in you."
>You point the pistol at the bunny's head.
"Don't test me Fluttershy. I'll do it."
>"Um. I don't think so."
>You feel a rifle pointed your back.
"Et tu, Opalescence?"
>"Meow." Her voice is stern and serious.
>"Now then... why don't you come into the cottage, and I'll show you a good time..."
>You growl under your breath.
>"Maybe we will even let you stay since you don't have a new home. Consider it an... annexation."
>You drop the bunny and your gun, and slowly walk into the house.
>Looks like you will be spending the rest of your days getting raped by,
>Fucking Dictatorshy.