here is the inspiration. Enjoy: http://www.cakefarter.com/   >You are Anon. >Today is the day that you complete your masterpiece. >Your whole life has led to this very moment. >Ingredients were chosen with the greatest care. >Varying temperatures and cooking times have been tested for months. >Today is the day that you create the greatest chocolate cake in Equestria. >It would have been a difficult task to spend all of your time practicing cooking, but luckily you have a job at Sugarcube Corner. >Every day you got to create amazing delicacies and pastries for the town of Ponyville to enjoy. >The ponies couldn't get enough of your cooking, and you were working on an entry for the National Dessert Competition in Canterlot. >It's a simple cake, only three tiers, with fudge frosting in the middle. >The bottom and top layers were a smooth milk chocolate cake while the middle layer was loaded with devilish dark chocolate. >Preparing your heavy cream frosting that also has a strong dose of chocolate infused with it, a terrifying thought occurs to you. >She hasn't disturbed your work today. >Scanning the kitchen, you look for any sign of the pink menace. >Nothing must disturb the master plan. >Pouring your frosting into a plastic bag, you cut off an end and begin to spread the frosting. >Slowly spreading the frosting over the cake, you take delicate care to insure that each knife stroke left an even pattern on the cake. >After a solid thick coating, you turn around to throw away the excess frosting. "Finally." >Turning around, Ponka is directly in your face and giving you her signature bedroom eyes. >Not this fetish shit. >Not today. "Get out of the fucking kitchen Pinkie. I'm doing something important." >"So am I Nonny..." >She walks slowly around the cake, inspecting it carefully. >"This looks delicious Nonny..." "Don't you fucking touch it." >"I really like the love and dedication you put into spreading the frosting..." >You stare bullets at her. >She turns and stares at you with a burning lust in her eyes. >"But you know what I like the most?" >Grinding your teeth, you stare at the one person you can't do anything to. >The cakes would fire you if you threw her out of a window again. >You just had to take it. >Raising her hoof, she takes some of the frosting and licks it off her hoof. >"Cake farts." >What? "What?" >"Hehe... you'll see." >She slowly walks around the table one more time, as if stalking her prey. >Getting up on the table, Pinkie presents her flank to you. "Are you done yet? Don't fucking hurt my baby. I'll stab you." >She giggles and slowly lowers her flank down to the cake. "Don't you fucking dare." >It comes dangerously close to the frosting. >A single drip of sweat slowly runs down your face. >Pinkie closes her eyes and holds her breath. >"PPPPLLLLLLBBBTTTTTTTTTTTHHHH" >Your jaw drops. >Pinkie just farted on everything in this world that gave your life meaning. >She plows her flank deep into the cake, and releases another long wet fart into your pride and joy. >You feel your grip on reality slowly slipping into the void. >Why would she do this? >She slowly lifts her flank to you, presenting her chocolate frosting covered asshole and marehood. >"You like this Nonny?" >You see her asshole pucker, and drops another bomb directly at you. >For the love of god, don't throw up. >Your cake, no, the mass formerly known as a cake, is in shambles. >Pinkies face turns red, and she gasps for air. >With one final push, she begins to let out the loudest and wettest fart that you have ever heard. >All you can do is stand and watch in pure shock. >When she has completed the deed, she hops down off the table and rubs her hoof up and down your leg. >"Are cake farts your fetish Nonny?" >You stare at the demented mare. >Finally, something inside of you snaps, and a smile crawls across your face. >Well, looks like the lawyer is going to have to try and plead for temporary insanity. >All because of, >Fucking Cake Farts.