>You are at the park playing some extreme frisbee with your best fraternity bro; Tod
>You too been throwing that shit back and forth for a whole hour
>You never get sick of it
>"Go long homie!" Your bro Tod shouts as he whips the fuckin' thing into the air
>You try to run back, and catch it, but it zips right over your finger tips
>You turn around in distress as your frisbee flies right into that big ass tree in the center of the park
>You walk up to the tree and your bro Tod catches up to you and looks into the tree
>"Aw, sorry dawg. Didn't mean to throw it that hard." he apologizes
>You accept his apology without a second though as you look up into the tree
>You want that frisbee
>"Hey bruh. Gimme one of your shoes!" you say to your bro Tod, as you hold out a waiting hand
>"Hell no, homie! I just got these new kicks!" he retorts, stepping back a couple of feet
>You gotta admit, those are some nice kicks your bro Tod has
>You can't scuff your bro Tod's nice kicks, but you want that frisbee so bad
>Man, this sucks harder than that college slut you cheated on your girlfriend with
>Suddenly, you feel something tug at your shorts
>Looking down, you see a little winged pink fluffy pegasus
>"Pwease mistah... Fwuffy wook evewy weaw fo' foodies... So hungwy" she begs
>You look down at the little vermin in annoyance, but suddenly, you get an idea!
>"Yo, bruh! I got the solution!" you call to your bro Tod as you pick the little fluffy up
>"Sowution? Give fwuffy foodies?" it asks expectantly, getting all excited and happy
>"A fluffy? Whatchoo gettin' onto, homie?" Your bro Tod asks
>"Watch this, bruh." You say as you clutch the fluffy in each hand, holding her like a baseball
>"Foodies?" Is the last thing she says before you whip your hand back and then forward, chucking her to the frisbee
>"AAHH!" she screeches before grunting as she slams face first into the branches and your frisbee
>The precious pastel colored disc falls down from the tree, success!
>"Aw sweet toss, dawg!" Your bro Tod cheers
>"Thanks. bruh. Now lets get back to that EXTREME FRISBEE!" you scream and flex your muscles
>Your and your bro Tod head back to what you were doing
>Stuck in the tree, is a squirming pink fluffy
>Her eye was cut up, and a few teeth had been knocked out "Fwuffy hungwy! Face huwty! Wan' down! Pwease hewp fwuffy!"
>Her squirming eventually gets her free from the branches and she begins to fall "AHH! FWUFFY SOWWY! NO WAN' DOW-"
>Her screams are cut off as she lands face first on the ground
>She rolls over in pain, her front legs, and her snout shattered
>The pain is too much, she convulses and passes out
>Your and your bro Tod get some wicked sick pizza from Pop's Pizza Place