> "No pooping outside the litter box, ever."
> "No peeing outside the litter box, ever."
> "You do not cry, or say sorry, you should be thankful for spankings.  They help you learn."
> "You must bow when a superior enters the room"
> How to bow, proper fluffy speech, you may not leave till dismissed, you may not act till given the word, you must comply with every order
> Today's lesson is proper canter and keeping your tux on
> The small fluffy is unable to wear any clothing due to the thick fluff
> Instead he has a little white collar and black bowtie
> "Now try again"
> Bowing with his tail partially raised but still covering his backend, his eyes closed, right foot forward, left foot under and back legs partially bent
> It's not comfortable but the fluffy holds the bow for a full minute
> "Good, now show me your trot. Retrieve the blue ball for me"
> No longer a waddle the fluffies head remains level and his tail bobs up and down as he gracefully walks towards the ball
> Stopping he lowers his head and keeps the rest of his body ridged
> Then he raises his head turns in place and trots back
> "Very good, now show me the canter and return the ball"
> Silently he picks the ball back up, turns around, and begins the canter
> Half hopping half jumping he raises his right front and back left leg
> Then mid hop places them on the floor and raises the other legs
> Keeping his balance takes all his concentration but after two weeks of practice the fluffy manages to successfully canter there and back without incident
> A small smile on his face he silently stands at attention waiting for a command
> Up until yesterday he would look at Dulcett and wag his tail whenever he did something right
> "You may relax, very good work today"
> Breathing a deep sigh the fluffy cheers and wags his tail smiling and speaking
> "Fankoo fow de wessons mistaw Duwwsset! Monty cantaw suu pwetty today!"
> "Indeed, you can relax and play for the rest of the day. But, remember if the master comes in you must bow and behave yourself!"
> "Yes siw! Monty be good fow mastah! ooh... esscuussme mista Duwwcet Monty haffta use waffatowy!"
> The "lavatory" is an enclosed litter box that automatically cleans itself
> At first the fluffy refused to even go near the spherical litter box thinking it was a "scawy dawk sowwy box!"
> After a liberal spanking he overcame his fear and has had no incidents since
> Dulcett smiles, his lessons are working well
> Monty's vocabulary, mannerism, and attitude have all improved by leaps and bounds
> Whenever he enters Monty drops whatever he is doing even mid poop and attempts to bow
> Then he stands at attention till given a command
> The plan is coming together
> In another week Dulcett gives Monty a small metal crest on his collar
> "Congratulations Monty, you're now a full fledged member of the house staff."
> "Iss an honow"
> Even the master is impressed by the little fluff ball
> Over the next few days Monty's duties are largely restricted to being cute and keeping his saferoom clean
> Then Monty is called into the office
> He trots in after gently knocking
> And stands at attention silently while the Master writes behind his desk
> After a few minutes the master looks up and places his pen down
> "Fluffy, I have an important job for you"
> "Anyfing mastaw, fwuffy is at yow dispowsaw"
> The man stands up and walks towards a large pane window gazing over the large lawn
> "I have a guest coming soon, but I have to leave for a few days"
> The fluffy doesn't move an inch
> "His name is also Monty, but he's a human. My father’s brother"
> "I have to go on business, but I need you to watch the house and take care of him"
> "Fwuffy unda stan, watch da howse an make suwe Mastah Monty is comfowtabwe"
> Silently the Master chuckles
> This could actually work
> A day later he leaves, "Ensure that my uncle is comfortable fluffy"
> "Haff a good twip mastah"
> The fluffy bows as the Master and Dulcett leave
> They enter the car and drive to the back of the house
> And wait for Monty to arrive in a few minutes
> His cherry red viper thunders down the drive way
> And skids to a halt in front of the mansion
> A short, round, and sweaty man steps out of the sports car
> A well chewed cigar in his lips he spits out the butt into the lawn and steps towards the door
> "HEEEEEY CHESTER! UNCLE MONTY'S HERE!!"
> His fat fist pounds on the door rattling a gold wrist watch
> Two butlers pull open the large door and a line of staff awaits him in the lobby
> Then the fluffy canters down the line and stands before the short man
> "What the fuck..."
> "Gweetings mastah Monty, on behawf of da houwse we wewcome yuu'"
> He bows with the whole staff
> Monty is speechless
> Another staff member takes the bags and stands alongside the fluffy
> "Pwease fowwow fwuffy tu youw woom"
> Standing in the doorway staff dead pan and a fluffy waiting for him
> "Maaan Chester has some weird ass taste..."
> The three walk through the corridors silently
> The human Monty bewildered as to the strange state of affairs
> As they reach the door he speaks up
> "So uh... where's your daddy?"
> "Fwuffy nuu haff daddy, fwuffy membew of howse stahf"
> "Da mastah an mistaw Dewwsset weave on bizzyness dis mownin"
> "Dey esspwess deiw sincewe apowwogees"
> Still stunned by the fluffy butler Monty enters his room without question
> This continues for the rest of the day
> Whenever Monty calls for service the fluffy greets him and fulfills his orders
> Everything is going well
> Monty's vulgarities and foul language aside
> Until after dinner when Monty asks for a "rub"