>As you stood there in the doorway
>Undressing you with her eyes
>You stood there... looking at such beauty
>You think to yourself
*My... what a magnificent creature God has send upon me...*
>Those eyes of a Goddess
>That silky smooth hair
>And that fine fabric she is wearing and behind it... the soft smoothness treasure gift awaiting for you to unveil
>The beauty walks to you
>You lean close to hear
>She whispers into your ear
"Yes... My love?~"
>"Wot are you waitn for ya stupid soft twat? Git yer kex off"
 
"My pleasure m'lady..."
>Just as you are about to make your move...
>A loud noise blasts through the walls
>WUB WUB WUUUUB WUB WUB
>Vinyl fucking Scratch and her shitty ass music interrupts
>Angered, your beautiful mating partner marches into the other room
>Her voice can be hear through the music
>"OI VOINAL OI!"
>The music suddenly gets cut off
>"Oh sup Tavi?"
>"DON'T SOP ME YOU STUPID RUNT, I WAS ABOUT TO GET ME BUM DONE"
>"Well what's stopping you?"
>"YOU ARE WITH DAT FOKIN FING YOU CALL MUSIC"
>This fighting is amusing you
>Soon you are interrupted by an alert from your watch
>It's from the Tachikoma
>"Look out! Flash sent his mafia to assault the apartment you're in!"
"What?! Of all the time to do tha- UGH..."
>The two girls fighting overheard your grunt and rushed over
>"Wots wrong mate?"
>Steps from below grow louder
"You two, into the bathroom.. now!"
>"What are you talking about dude?"
>Bullets fly through the walls and the girls rushes into the bathroom
"Tachikoma, now!"
>The spider-like tank tosses a LMG through the window
>Locked and loaded, you rush to the stairs and rain lead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l13RCQNUyI4#t=1m1s
>Bodies drop one by one
"Fear the pink mist!"
>You feel like Rambo but in a cyborg body
>The remaining crew flee off but not until you pop their tires and enjoy their struggle to control their vehicle
 
>"Major! You're alright" your personal Tachikoma rolls by flailing her Gatling guns of a arms worried
"Yeah no shit, but what was that all about anyway?"
>"Well... remember when you told me "no detours"...."
"Yes...?"
>"...I kinda stumble upon Flash with some mysterious man in a coat... and they KINDA saw me"
"...... Ya'know... I'm not even surprised you disobeyed my orders anymore"
>"I'm sorry Major!" the tank lowers it's head in shame
"Sigh nevermind that, you're lucky I made you my personal Tachikoma, otherwise you'd be dismembered by now and replaced"
>The Tachikoma sighs in relief
"So... man in a coat... I hope it's not another of those "Stand Alone Complex" Kusanagi calls it..."
>Tachikoma scratches her head in confusion
>"What's a "Stand Alone Complex"?"
"Too much to explain... hell even I don't understand it but it was quite the event for Section 9, before Kusanagi recruited me."
>"Huh... speaking of the original Major... where is she?"
"Probably having lesbo cybersex... that woman loves to chill nowadays since I am filling in because of our similar ranks... what a pain.."
"Anyway you oughta report back, the old man will need to know this"
>"What will you do Major?"
"Unfinished personal stuff..."
>"Ohhh you ARE taking after the real Major"
>You can just picture a shit-eating grin on that sphere head on that tank
"Oh fuck you... that's not what I'm doing..."
>You hated when you get compared to the original Major
>The two girls poke their heads out
>"Oi Anon, are you olri- Oi! THA BLOODY ELL IS DIS
"Whoa dude what happened he- OH WHAT IS THAT?"
>Both completely shocked at the sight of your spider-like tank
"Really... dead bodies, bullet-holes and of all the things you're shocked is my Tachikoma?"
 
>The tachikoma scans the two half naked women from head to toe and turns to you
"...Don't give me that look..."
>She makes an annoying chuckle proving point
>"Well you just go!" You stomp on one foot angered and slightly humiliated
>"Heheheh, sure thing Major! Take your time" She says as she rolls away
>"What was that?" the DJ girls asks
"Nevermind it... I need to hit the bong, we'll bang okay?"