>Another round of conquest >7 hours straight >The constant victories gets you hyped and hunger for more >You feel unstoppable with your team >Gulf of Oman >You start by spawning in the attack >You're in the passenger side -Eh.. Im a good co-pilot anyway- >You shrug it off and get ready for battle >Your squad member is heading towards Fort River >"Alright men Alpha goes to Veteran's Retreat, Delta go to Fort River, Everyone else on me" Said by a Level 90 Colonel -For someone who's not 100.. he sure is a hell of a leader- >You have barely reached rank colonel like everyone else >It did not matter, all you care was weapon unlocks >E, F, and C has been captured by the enemy team >Your team captured the rest >Just as you're heading to Construction site "Enemy Chopper spotted" >You take your aim towards the incoming enemy >Pilot locks missiles... enemy chopper pops flairs Hey.. Keep her steady.. I got this >You zoom in for a clear go >#Shotsfired >With your superior aiming you take down the chopper with ease >"Great shot comrade, let's move on" >1 hour in the match everything is going well until your chopper gets a hit Fucking jet ram... >On to the menu you wait to spawn into a jet to get payback >No jets available -Huh..- >You spawn at C >Enemy jet swoops in taking you down What the fuck? "Guys what's going on? Where is the 90 colonel dude?" >"He raged quit.. the new team who joined is giving us a beating.." "Who are these guys? I never seen such skill in jets.." >"They call themselves.. The Wonderbolts" "You know these guys?" >"They're known in Air Superiority.. nobody can defeat them in a dogfight.. I should know for I was once unfortunately joined their server" -The Wonderbolts.... I heard of that name before in Canterlot High..- >You recall the members in the gang -Spitfire.. Soarin.. Rapidfire.. and Fleetfoot- >Your mind stops after Fleetfoot -That toned body... all that running.. but none can beat Rainbow Dash in a track race- >You find it hard to believe the very gang is the same players right this moment are the ones dominating your win streak >Your team loses and your team mates are angered by your idling >"Hey Anon what the fuck? What gives?!" Huh? Oh.. uh.. what just happened? >"We lost dumbass.. we could of used your help with that ammo create you were hogging around!" Oh.. Sorry guys.. just had a thought >"What can be more important than our win streak?!?" ..Nothing.. I'll see ya tomorrow >You sign out of PlayStation 3 and head to bed >The next day at lunch, you search around for the gang to see if it was truly them the other night >"Maahahahan did you you hear the guys in the other team last night? Unbelieveable!" Soarin?? >You rushed to the table to finally have your answers Hey! Soarin! >"Yeah? What up brah?" >Spitfire and the others look up to you with a puzzled but fierce look on their face You... aren't talking about Battlefield 3.. are you? >"Huh? How did you know that?" >"Hah.. I thought I recognized that "A7X" Clan tag.. Anon E Moouses" called out from Spirfire >You hate your full name being called out like that >You give no response to Spirfire's call out >"What's wrong? Did we give you an asswhooping to hard you have no words?" -Augh Christ don't tell me this is going to be another Trixie scenario..- >"Eheheheh I'm just kidding just kidding Anon, lighten up!" >You feel a little relieved but uneasy >Spitfire stands up to wrap an arm around you >"Hey cmon champ don't be like that! We were just fooling around, it is just a game afterall!" >You want to agree with her but after several hours of intense playing made it serious >At least until you had your mind set to Fleetfoot.. >You begin to daydream of Fleetfoot whilst ignoring Spitfire's babbling speech about not taking video games seriously *Fleetfoot running in slow motion towards with the most lustful eyes* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7e3Z_mnaeg *The winds blowing her spikey hair farther back as if she's dashing in the speed of light* *Her voice echos "Anooonn... Ohh Annnoon"* *The two of you meet feet to feet* *Your hands are on her hips, Hers around your neck* *your tongue is ready to collide with hers....* **POOF** >"ANON E MOOUSES ARE YOU LISTENING??" >You snapped out of it Uh?!?! What? >"You're not day dreaming of FLEETFOOT.. ARE YOU??" -How the hell did she...?- I...uh... -Fuck..- uhm.. n-noo.. >"You were go-ogling eyes aat her this WHOLE time, don't bullshit me Mr!" .... >You and Soarin turn eyes towards Fleetfoot >She leans her chair next to the pillar in the shadow to hide her blush >You hear a faint chuckle >Spitfire sighs >"Huuh boy.... So are you joining or not??" Yeeah.. I would love to go out wit- Huh? Join? Join what? >"oh brother... are you thickheaded?? JOIN OUR GROUP" But.. I'm not too good with jets >"Don't matter, We'll train ya.. WELCOME ABOARD SOLDIER" >And from there on you are now part of The Wonderbolts   >That night you add Spitfire and the rest to your friend list >Soon after you receive an invite >It's a private match (So here we go.. time to show them how shit I am at jets) >Match starts >You hop on a jet >"Soarin will be your training dummy" >"Hey! I heard that!" What about you guys? >"We will stand here at the ship and watch all the action" >Fleetfoot messages you good luck (I guess shes shy? She havent said a single word yet) >With the small text from Fleetfood you fee; pumped and ready for the hard pounding >You lift off... and die...   >Be Spitfire (Man did he seriously crashed into the ship's tower?) So Fleet.. You think he will pull through? >She nods her head What makes you think so? >"Well.. His score was 59 to 3 when we joined" Yeah but that was just him on foot, we're jet fighters, we're not too good on the field... mostly thanks to Soarin.. >"Maybe Anon can lead us, He seems like a good leader" HAH are you kidding me? He'll dream of you while we run into the construction base >Fleetfloot blushes >"Do you really think he's into me?" Really? Just look at him! >Anon crashes 10 feet away from the two ANON WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PILOTING >"HEY IF THIS WAS A HELICOPTER THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT!" You can pilot that? Bullshit! >"Yeah.. just you see when we're in a match.. just you wait.."   >Be Anon Ugh this is getting me nowhere! But I wont quit so easy >You take spin >Missiles locking on soarin..... missed >You try again.. a successful hit! >Thankfully you have heat seekings missiles unlocked with the help of Rainbow Dash when she came over   Rainbow Dash... she was a awesome player.. until her friends and team needed her (Battlefield 3 has not been too fun since she left.. I would ALMOST go back to Mw3.. it is that boring..) >"Anon did you say something?" No nothing.. >"You was mumbling something about our captain Anon" said Fleetfoot >"Yeah what about our captain bro? She on your mind" said Soarin Well you see, Dash and I used to play this alot.. and she once came over to unlock some stuff for me. >"Ahhhahah so that's how you got heatseekers?" >"Who would of though our Dashie plays Battlefield as well!" Excitedly shouted by Spitfire Yes well you know.. She's the captain of EVERY sport so.. didn't last too long. >"Awe bummer man aren't you lucky to play with her" Anyways.. Can we find a match? I still have to show Spit how well I do without jets >"Well.. I could go for jet stealing, how bout it Fleet?" >Fleetfoot giggiles >"And make the team mad? How can I refuse?" (They love to steal enemy jets.. how dirty.. I like it..) One game then.. Let's make it fun! >All of you get into a match of conquest >Caspian Border >Spitfire and Fleetfoot spawn in jets >You and Soarin get into a transport chopper >You are recon and Soarin is a engineer Alright man drop me off by the radio tower, I will snipe and call out enemy aircraft >"Sounds good" >Spitfire and Fleetfoot joins your squad for communicating >"Oh hey Spit, Fleet, Anon here will call out the jets and helis for us >"Ah perfect! We never had anyone call them out for us when those fuckers evade us!" >You jump out of the transport chopper and para-shoot to your spot on top of the radio tower >Laid down your spawn beacon, scope down, you're ready to go   >A and C is captured >Soarin makes his way to enemy base to wait for a attack chopper or jet >You spot the two jets and chopper that is already in air >You see Fleetfoot lift up and swirls to the other direction >You hear the machine gun blaze from her jet Hey Fleetfoot, lemme set down a SOFLAM for ya >"Huh? What's that?" >"Yeah Anon what's a soflaim thingy?" asked Spitfire (....They're playing this game... and don't know what a SOFLAM is...) You really don't know? Seriously guys? >"What? Can't you see our ranks? We only play Air Superiority or dominate the skies on Conquest" ..Well a SOFLAM is a device that will lock on enemy craft making them think they're being locked to force them to use their flairs >"And we can rain hell on them?" Preciously >"AWERSOME! Great thinkin Anon buddy!" >"Heh I knew it was a good idea to recruit you into our team" (Bullshit.. you just want to mess with me and my liking of Fleetfoot..) >Everything goes as you said >The two jets lay out their flairs, giving them an opening for Spitfire and Fleetfoot to give it to them >"Tango down! and the other!" >"Alright Soarin that's your que!" I got your six Soar. >You scope around the base for any bogeys trying to prevent Soarin to take a jet >You spot a tank heading towards him Heads up Soar, tank at 12 o'clock >Soarin quickly panics >"Oh shit what do I do??" Chill man, just follow my directions.. >"Uhh okay!" >You can feel Soarin is sweating intensifies Alright see that create next to you? Hide behind that >Soarin does what you command On my signal, get behind the tank and use your repair torch on him.. it wont repair it but damage it >"You got it bro" >The tank approaches the base searching around for Soarin Annnd... NOW! >Soarin rushes to the tank to spray his torch >Tank attempts to reverse to prevent anymore damages and fails >Driver gets out only to drop dead from your shot >"WHOA! Great shot Anon!" >Jet spawns and Soarin takes it into the air >"Thanks buddy!"   "Excellent shooting Anon! That was a genius idea!" cherefully Fleetfoot compliments >You have a hint of blush on your cheeks Ah it was nothing.. >You feel like a badass after a compliment from her >The match is nearly to it's end (Soon the tower is going to collapse) >The losing team is angered by your sniping and the wonderbolt's air superiority >Fleetfoot is taken down by a swarm of engineersall targeting her with stingers >"Oh no! Im down guys!" >Shocked and awed the rest of the wonderbolts are, they continue their rain of led and avenged her demise" >"Okay just wait by the base and get another jet.." >Jet spawns at base... but is taken by the enemy >"Ohh.. birdy want's to play?? Well he will regre-" >Spitfire's jet is demolished >"FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING??" Damn where are they coming from? >A jet swoops by barely missing you >"They're after you now Anon!" Screamed soarin >The jet takes a swirl and tries again >The tower is collapsing Oh crud this is not good.. one way to go about this.. >You take a leap of faith >"Anon what are you..." >You jumped off and quickly para-shoot away as the tower collapses behind you (I only got one shot at this...) >You steady your scope at pin point to the jet's direction >With a slight adjustment down you take the shot... >Enemy killed >100 >YOU HAVE PROMOTED http://imgur.com/dhJBphp >Everyone is speechless >"WHAT THE FUCK??" Screamed from the enemy for a brief second before hearing your team mates cheer as you land >"Th-that... w-was ORGASMIC!" Fleetfoot runs towards you playfully knifing your character in excitement >Soarin and Spitfire swarms around you with Fleetfoot giving a loud cheer as you all listen to the sound of victory counting down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_NiB3GCYzY >"Great game Wonderbolts!!" yelled Spitfire >"See you at lunch Monday Anonie~" told by Fleetfoot >"Awesome game man!" >You hear Soarin laughing Yeah see ya Monday guys   >Be Fleetfoot >Signed out, ps3 turned off after a long exciting match Aha what a game that was! >Undress and walk to the shower That anon really made things... "exciting" >her ladyhood is moist with the thought of anon His hardcore skill.. is so... UNF! >Rubbing her clit counter-clockwise while waiting for the shower to heat up >She reaches her left arm to her breasts and fondles them. Ahh..~ A-annonn..~ AAHHHAAHH- >"Fleet, sweetie is everything alright in there?" Y-YES GRANDMA IT'S JUST A SPIDER >"But don't you like spiders honey?" A BIG GIANT SCARY UGLY SPIDER >"Ohh okay be careful" God that was close... >Jump into the shower to wash up.. the enthusiasm   >Be Spirtfire >Signed off ps3 WHOO MAN WHAT A GAME >You give Rapidfire a call >"Yellow Spit!" Rapid man! You shoulda been there! >"Wha? What happened?" Anon! He sniped a guy off a jet! A JET!! >"Like the videos on YouTube? No freaking way!" I'm serious! This anon is something else.... (something else indeed..) >"What's on your mind? Hmm?" What? NOTHING! >"uhm.. okaaayy" Rrrrgh Anon likes Fleetfoot!.. but I'm starting to have a thing for him now.. >"Uhh ohh this can't be good" Noo it's not! Fleetfoot is a good friend! and she likes him too >"What will you do?" Hey! I said I have a thing for him! I didn't say I want him! >"Haha whatever you say spittie~" Besides Dashy will give me hell for having a boyfriend. >"You do lead the boys in the track when she is busy with the other dumplings" And? >"Tcheh just sayin, I'm not the one with love issues" OH WHATEVER.. I FRIENDZONE'D YOU >"......" Oh.. that was heavy.. sorry >"Nah it's good, besides I''m way over you" (ouch...) >"Anywho I must be goin, my uncle needs me in the yard" Okay cya *click* >You feel a bit jealous of Fleet but you won't let that get the best of you (Gotta take Rainbow's loyalty for example.. yeah that'll work) Ah well.. better luck next time.   >Saturday night >At the movies with Soarin >"Yo Spit, what's troubling you?" Sigh.. I won't lie.. I am taking a liking to anon.. >"Fleet also likes anon ya'know?" And Anon likes her... no chance for me.... sigh >Theater gets dark Hmmm guess you'll have to be my bitch again.. >Tuck left hand into Soarin's jeans >"Au-auhh... not again!.." >The room is nearly dead >Jurassic Park V >It's been out for months Soarin sweetie.. you know how I get when I cannot get the man I want.. no.. I'll take my frustration.. and excitement on you.. >"C-cmon spit.. not here at le-least.." >Stroking Soarin's harden shaft Well.. I do need butter for my popcorn... >Soarin begins to sweat and lets a soft groan trying to hold back >Grinding his teeth, Soarin lets a big load out onto the popcorn >You eat your "buttered" popcorn with lustful eyes staring into his soul (It's turning him on.. good) >Soarin golps and takes out his still harden shaft Mmmm that'a boy!~ >"J-just hurry up!..." >Off comes both of the jeans >Sliding down your love-tunnel onto Soarin's shaft >"Aaahhhhhhh fffuck yess..~" >You feel a thrust >Feeling your ass being fondled by Soarin's soft hands >Soarin's lap is soaked >The paste gets faster >The both of you are trying hard not to let a sound >Room is dead quiet you can hear the sliding and pounding clearly >"Red rocket.. RED ROCKET!" >"Uhhhhhgh~ Boom goes the rocket" Ahhh fuck yes..~ >You feel the seeds swimming around your egg >Luckly you've come prepared >Popped a pill >Both of you quickly get dressed and resume the movie Today was a good day~ I guess I don't need Anon after all   >Sunday afternoon >Be Anon >Call received >It's Fleetfoot >"Heyy Annonie! listen.. you're not busy right now.. are you?" Na, What's up? >"Can we meet by the mall at 5?" Sure thing! See you there! *Click* AWWW YEEAAH! >You jump for joy and rush to your closet What to wear what to wear.... choices...   Fuck it >You pick a A7x Tshirt and some jeans >Grab your remove to the Lexus >You drive to the mall >4:30 Eh I can kill time >You head up the food court to grab a bite >McDonalds >20 piece McNuggets Eh it's a quick bite.. Not many others really like it >4:45 >You walk into Hot Topic >Ignoring all the hipsters, you browse for more Avenged Sevenfold T shirts >All the same stuff, no Deadmau5 shirt Man Vinyl loves Deadmau5.. ah well Fleet will be mine >5:01 >You spot Fleetfoot upon exiting Hipster Topic Hey girl! >She turns around to spot you and waves happily >"Heyy! Great you can make it!" Likewise, so.. what's up? >"Well there is something I wanted to talk to you about.. in person.." >You raise an eyebrow wondering what but you have a slight idea what it is Ight, Im all ears! >"Well you see.. and this will sound funny but... after that game.. I've been thinking about you.." (Ho ho man you got a chick to dig you doing something you like! How lucky can you get?) >"A-and I was wondering if.. maybe you would lik-" >You lay a finger on her lips Ah say no more pumpkin.. I know exactly what you're thinking...~ >You bring your face down to hers >Hands around her waist >The two of you exchange saliva through a roll of your tongue >You feel your heart race >You succeeded >You drag her hips to yours >Both of you let lose, leaving a saliva trail from each other's lips Today will be a good day.. >Fleet blushes and nods her heads >The two of you hold hands and walk around the mall >You spot a empty working construction site Huh.. that must a new store in the works but nobody working in there >"Let's go~.. Im feeling a little.. excited~~" >Her grip on your hand becomes tighter as she drags you into the empty site >In the darkest part of the site, she lifts her skirt and unzips your jeans >"Mmmmph~" >Shes dripping wet >You take a sample with your two fingers >Adrenaline is building up   >You spot a cop walking by Sh-shit...copper.. >"Quickie it is than" Y-yeah.. Augh~ >She slides her love-tunnel down to your ego >Ah! Ahh- >You cover her mouth to suppress her moan Shh.. let's try to finish quietly.. >The cop catches the noise and peeks his head into the site >"Is someone there?" >You both take your attention on him hoping he wont notice >"Hmph must of been my imagination" >Both of you lets a sigh of relief and resumes >You pick her up off her feet >Adrenaline 100% Cmon.. Unf~ >You thrust to your hardest >Slower....faster... slower >Speed picks up >"Uuh.. Mmh.. Ahhh!" >Fleetfoot wraps arms around your neck and hangs on tight >Thrusting at full speed >You can't hold it in much longer >Biting your lip, you give one final hard thrust and launch your seeds full speed Aaaagh!~ >Everything slows down >You feel your head spin >"*pant* *pant* that was... outstanding..." >You catch your breathe as Fleetfoot licks off the remaining seeds leaking off your now bent ego >Dressed up >Walk out like a boss >Matching shades Today was a good day!~ >Fleetfoot giggles and lays her head on your shoulder   The end