>Sunset Shimmer bursts through her front door, Twilight slumped over her shoulder, both giggling and looking awfully inebriated
>"Man, I never took you for a heavy drinker, Twilight."
>"I-I'mm no egghead, n I prooved that tonight, to you," she replied, groggily poking her index finger into Sunset's belly making "boop" sounds with her mouth all the while
>Sunset dragged Twilight into her living room, and the two collapsed on the couch together, breaking out into laughter
>"Seriously, is this the first time you've ever been drunk? Sheesh, you're such a dork, Twilight!"
>Twilight waved a limp arm in front over herself making a "pfft" noise, inciting a chuckle in Sunset Shimmer
>"I've, like, totally have drunk all the times. Back, in Equestria. Iswear."
>"Pssh, yeah right! This is totally your first time!"
>Twilight gave Sunset her best "incredulous" face, and Sunset tried her darndest to stifle a giggle
>"Even iff that's true, I am an intellectual, y'know. I know what I can and cannont handle. If I drinked too much, it's, uh, purely for the pursuit of knowledge. Of drunkeness and stuff."
>"Really, you're a total dork, Twi," Sunset replied, playfully pushing Twilight.
>Twilight leaned over on top of Sunset and placed her finger on the tip of her nose
>"You're the dork."
>As she said this, her finger slipped, running down slowly across Sunset's lips and down her chin
>"Twilight? You're staring and it's freaking me out," Sunset says, eyebrows raised
>Before she could react, Twilight leaned in and planting a hand on Sunset's thigh and kiss on her lips
>After a few moments, she pulled away, blushing furiously
>"W-Woah. Where'd you learn to kiss like that?"
>Twilight crossed her arms, looking indignant
>"I read."
 
>"So you're knowledge of kissing is all theoretical, then?" Sunset said with a smirk
>Twilight placed her hand on Sunset's cheek, a look on her face she couldn't quite make out
>"Iff this is leading up to another 'dork' comment, I'll have you know, I have, I have applied my theoretical knowledge of kissing puh-len-ty of times."
>Twilight began poking Sunset in the belly button with her free finger, making "boop" sounds. Again.
>"Oh really? With a pillow, right?"
>Twilight twirled a finger in the air
>"It was for science. Who have you kissed? Your buttt, you nerrrd?" she said, a serious and accusatory finger poking Sunset in the chest
>"Exactly how much did you have to drink?"
>Twilight replied with a raspberry, and next by doubling over in laughter
>Both girls were brought near to tears
>Twilight laid her head down on Sunset's lap, awkwardly turning herself to face her
>"Y'know, I never thought my first kiss would be with a girl," she said
>"Yeah, same..."
>Twilight's eyes shot open, and she hopped up off the couch and pointed at Sunset with both her hands, a shit eating grin on her face
>"Ha! You're totally the dork! You've never kissed anyone before, ya loser! No wonder you were so awful!" Twilight said loudly, dancing around terribly
>"Oh ho ho, you wish I were terrible! You were awful. Like the dork you are! My lips are just too good for anyone, yourself included you purple geek! I was just holding back. I'm so much better than you that you don't even know. You don't even know!"
>Twilight continued to prance around with all the agility and dexterity of a heavily intoxicated teenaged girl, making constant raspberries with a triumphant look on her face
>Finally, she plopped down on the couch next to a fuming Sunset Shimmer
 
>Sunset turned towards the smirking Twilight with a sour look on her face
>"You might think you're all that, but you're not! If Celestia were here, she'd probably take me back and be all 'Ha, oh god I can't believe how much of a dork Twilight is! She is so terribad at kissing.'"
>Twilight laughed
>"That's an awful impression! She's more like 'Twilight, can't you see I'm busy SLOWLY moving the sun across the sky! Tell me about friendship! Also, Sunset Shimmer is a total nerrrrrrd~'"
>Sunset scowled fiercely as Twilight once again burst into laughing
>Moving suddenly, Sunset Shimmer jumped on top of Twilight, straddling her between her legs and cupping her face in her hands
>Sunset brought her lips to Twilight's, caressing the nape of her neck as she let out a gentle moan
>She could feel Twilight pushing her lips against hers, shakily placing her hands on her back
>Sunset pulled away
>"Like a four," Twilight said passively
>"Yeah, like a four out of one!"
>"Pfft, like a four out of infinity."
>"Like a four out of negative infinity!"
>Twilight was clearly taken aback
>"Math doesn't work like that!"
>"I guess I'm too good for math then!" Sunset said, snidely crossing her arms as she continued to straddle Twilight
 
>Sunset felt Twilight's arms wrap around her, pulling her down towards her
>"No."
>Twilight loosened her grip, her hands sliding down to Sunset's hips
>"What? It's my turn to show you how awful you are and amazing I am. You make fun of my research, but I'm a veritable expert!"
>"Right. Being holed up in a library has totally made you a guru on all things sensual! No, I'm going to go again until you admit I'm better than you."
>"That is not how this works!"
>Sunset voraciously buried her face into Twilight's, who fought back with equal vigor
>Sunset ran her fingers through Twilight's hair, pulling her towards her as her lips pressed against Twilight's
>Twilight's lips were firm yet supple, slowly sliding against her bottom lip as they slid off, only to return a moment later
>She could feel Twilight's fingers moving gently along the back of her neck, her other hand doing likewise on the small of her back
>No way she was going to let her get the upper hand here
>Sunset pushed Twilight down onto the couch aggressively, her knee placed precariously between Twilight's legs
>Twilight's hands made their way lower and lower on Sunset's back before finally landing firmly on her back end
>Two could play at this game
 
>Sunset brought one of her hands down to Twilight's hip, lightly slipping it beneath her blouse
>She could feel Twilight's hands gliding up and down along the sides of her thighs, pulling her towards her ever so slightly
>Letting the tips of her fingers run just along the surface of Twilight's skin, Sunset made her way deeper into Twilight's blouse
>Something flitted against her lips, sending shivers down her spine
>Bitch was gonna introduce tongue
>She wasn't going to do that shit first, not on her watch
>She could feel Twilight let out a soft moan as she turned her head, their tongues meeting, writhing against one another
>Her hand snaked its way upwards, slipping under Twilight's bra
>She let her thumb slowly work Twilight's sensitive nub
>Twilight squirmed beneath her, barely able to contain her moans, her hot breath caressing Sunset's face
>Pulling away, Sunset smirked
>"Admit it. I'm good."
>"Maybe."
>Twilight pulled Sunset down and rolled on top of her
>"But I'm better," she said, tugging on Sunset's skirt
>"And what kind of kiss would this be?"
>"You touched boob. The seal has been broken. There are no more rules. No backing down from here."
>The two giggled, both clearly red in the face
 
>Sunset helped Twilight along as she shimmied out of her skirt, blushing as her undergarments were revealed
>Twilight was definitely interesting drunk
>The purple girl dropped down on top of her and kissed her on the lips
>It felt as if Sunset's heart were beating in her throat, and she went red from blushing
>Twilight rubbed her thumb against Sunset's cheek, an adorable smile on her face
>She slinked downwards, her hands sliding down along Sunset Shimmer's sides as Twilight made her way between her legs
>Sunset cooed as Twilight's fingers slowly pulled Sunset's undergarments down to her ankles
>"You're lucky," Twilight said. "This also something I've read up on. Always prepared."
>"Right," Sunset replied, smirking
>Twilight wrapped her arms around Sunset's thighs, planting a kiss inside her thigh
>Sunset shivered
 
 
>It felt as if her heart was going to burst straight out of her chest
>Each time Twilight moved along the inside of her thighs, planting little wet kisses, a shiver was sent down her spine
>Twilight closed her eyes, completely lost in the moment
>She brought her lips between Sunset's legs, giving her the lightest of touches with her lips
>Sunset writhed, bringing her thighs in around Twilight's head, begging for her to go on
>Twilight continued to stay just along the edges of her, giving light pecks that tantalized the skin
>Sunset couldn't stop herself from moaning out loud
>She threw her arms around herself as she wriggled under the unbearable agony of Twilight's teasing
>The feeling of Twilight exhaling against her skin caused her to quiver
>She could feel herself getting wetter by the moment as Twilight continued to plant light pecks between her thighs
>What sort of books could she possibly have been reading?
 
>It felt as if she could feel her heart beat throughout every inch of her body
>Sunset could feel her body twitch and shake, unable to stay still as her body was wracked with pleasure
>Twilight gave her a particularly long kiss, right above her clit
>Sunset let out a low moan as she felt Twilight's tongue dart against her skin
>Twilight dragged her tongue downwards, her speed excruciatingly slow
>Just as Sunset could feel Twilight's warm tongue touch her clit, Twilight drew away
>She squeezed Twilight harder between her legs, whimpering
>Again she felt a kiss plant itself just above her most sensitive spot, shaking as Twilight's tongue greeted her skin once more
>Sunset could hardly stop herself from pushing herself up and grinding against Twilight
>She nearly screamed as Twilight finally took full attention to her clit
>As her tongue swirled about her, she instinctively reached down, pushing Twilight's head against herself
 
>Sunset could feel Twilight moving faster and faster against her
>She bit down on her lip, barely able to control her breathing
>Waves of pleasure rippled throughout Sunset's body causing her to cry out
>"T-Twi... I... Ngh~"
>As Sunset mumbled, Twilight only continued to go down on her with more and more vigor
>Her whole body shuddered and convulsed as she climaxed
>Sunset wrapped her thighs tightly around Twilight, writhing against her animalistically
>Even as she was cumming, Twilight did not stop, the feeling of her tongue almost painful
>Sunset cried out in pleasure, her whole body shaking uncontrollably
>She fell back in exhaustion, releasing Twilight from her grip as her body went limp
>Wordlessly, Twilight extended herself along the length of Sunset's body
>The two kissed deeply
>Sunset could taste herself on Twilight's tongue, but she didn't care, letting their tongues writhe in and out of each other's mouths
>Twilight collapsed beside Sunset, draping an arm and a leg over her
>She gave her a light peck on the cheek before snuggling against her
>"Y-You win, for now," Sunset said
>Twilight just pulled her closer to her, giggling
>Sunset smiled, putting her arms on Twilight's
>They drifted off into sleep in each others arms
 
The end