>you're walking towards the lunchroom as quickly as you can
>hoping to get some based chicken fingers before they run out
>suddenly you stop and stand at the side of the hall
>just like everyone else
>everyone knows what to do when Sunset Shimmer walks by
>all hail the queen and all that
>you just stand there, take in her radiance, and hope to god she doesn't decide that you've offended her in some way
>god you love her
>she's so fucking alpha
>way more so than you
>what you wouldn't give to be able to command people with just a glance
>maybe then you'd be able to get that shy girl you've been crushing on all year to like you
>speaking of Fluttershy
>you see her a little ahead of you in the hall, hiding from Sunset as best she can, in desperate need of a strong man to protect her
>you could be that man
>right?
>yeah
>definitely
>you've got this
>the queen walks through the hall without a word, signaling that it's okay for everyone to continue with their day
>a sigh of relief goes up from everyone in the crowd
>now that you're clear you head straight for Fluttershy
>chicken fingers can wait
>today you become a man
>time to get laid
>or... y'know, just eat lunch with her or something
>as you walk towards her you take in the features that made you fall in love with her
>that unassuming yellow skin
>that flowing pink hair
>god she's cute
>and she could be all yours
>to love and protect
>just gotta alpha up and take it
>you remember everything about getting women that you learned in those feels threads
>they love it when a man takes charge, if you push them around then they know you're strong enough to take care of them
>it's fucking biology man
>you channel your inner Sunset and stop right in front of her
>you look her straight in the eyes, trying to keep an uninterested look on your face so that she'll want what she thinks she can't have
>taking a position of power
>like a boss
>you put a hand on her shoulder and give her a love tap back into the lockers
>showing her your masculine strength
>you decide to ask-
>no-
>DEMAND that she go to lunch with you today
>you remember that you shouldn't offer to pay, you want it to seem like she needs you more than you need her
>even though you know you need her
>you need her so badly
>"hey what's-your-face, today you're going to pay for my lunch."
>nailed it
>she's so impressed she doesn't even respond, just hands you a wad of cash
>but as you were counting it to see how much stuff you could get her with it she somehow slipped away
>you looked everywhere for her at lunch
>got her a tray and everything
>but she didn't show up
>so you just ate alone
>again
>you spent all day wondering what could have happened
>why did she abandon you
>it must have been important
>you're beautiful waifu would never have left otherwise
>unless
>was it something you did?
>it was, wasn't it
>oh god
>you must have fucked something up
>blown your chance at living a happy life with a lovely woman to call your own
>goddamn you, why can't you do anything right
>you shamble through the rest of your day like a zombie
>you try to play some vidya when you get home to take your mind off it, but you just can't get into it
>instead you just watch the most mind numbing show you can find
>some little kids cartoon about talking animals being happy
>you wished you could be happy
>as weird as it was, something about the show made you hard without you realizing it
>it was getting late anyway
>might as well fap and go to bed
>you pull out your laptop and see if there's any porn of that show you were just watching
>wow
>that's... a lot
>you pull your dick out and start beating off to pictures of cartoon animals
>you don't even care anymore
>halfway through you spot a picture of two of the characters making love
>little hearts everywhere
>one has light pink hair
>you begin to weep
>but you don't stop
>masturbation is about the only good thing in your life right now
>like hell if life is going to take that away too
>you wipe away the tears and move your hand back to your dick
>you're now wet hand slides up and down, giving you the greatest pleasure you feel in your life
>yep
>the best feeling you've had for as long as you can remember
>the tears don't stop flowing
>finally you cum
>longing for the girl you know you'll never be man enough to take
>strangely enough, you don't feel good afterwords
>you just feel kinda numb
>empty
>but at least that's better than how you felt before
>better than you deserve
>so you guess that's the best you're ever going to get
>you lay down in your bed and go to sleep
>maybe you won't have to wake up tomorrow
>maybe you won't have to see HER again
>because you're not sure you could take it anymore