Looking real loose Ms. Velvet!" you told her through your window
 
>"Real classy" she replied back to you
 
"Like this dick" you whisper under your breath
 
>"What was that?" her father asked you
 
"Nothing Mr. Light"
 
>After that brief moment, you started up your car and pull out
>Before you drove away, you gave them the bird
>No way you could be a bad influence right?
>As you drove home, you felt a beep in your pocket
>You pulled out your phone to find three text messages
>One was from Twilight, Shining Armor, and, well looky-looky, the third text was from Cadence, Shining Armor's fiance
>You made advancements towards her before but she turned you down
>Shining was serving in the military and warned you countless times about messing with Twilight
>Lol fuck him right?
>Deleted one text message from Shining Armor
>You put your phone down to reply when you get home
>Right before you continued to drive any further, you stopped off at the side of the road near a shrub
>This is where the park is
>You couldn't hold it in any longer
>Unzipped your pants, and let loose a stream
>As you pissed, a sound in the distance was heard
>It was faint
>Little by little, you zipped back up your pants after finishing
>The sound was getting louder
>It sounded like...a moan?
 
>"Oh...Oh god!"
 
>What in the hell?
>People were fucking
>In this park? Like hell they were!
>You leaped out from the bushes into the source of the sound
>To your sights, you saw the school bitch, Sunset Shimmer
>She was getting double-teamed by her underlings, Snips and motherfucking Snails
>She was bigger slut than she was let on to be
>They had yet to notice you
>Silently, you used your phone to snap a quick photo of it