>Be Anon >Of fucking course you were Anon >Be like 2:40 in the morning >Just finished your last one liter king kar >Not to mention you were down to your last hot pocket >Doesn't it feel great to be a writefag? >Oh look, a Thread is up >Time to write some crap   >Be Anon >Chilling at Sandwich King >Drinking a Hill Dew soda >Chilling when you see her walk by >That's right, it was Fluttershy >You always had a thing for her >But, you were just a pussy to go admit your feelings >Plus, you're pretty sure she fucks her animals down at the shelter >You decided to talk to her >You stood up and poured the drink into your pants because you're alpha as fuck >Walking over with icy balls or icicles, she takes notice >"Oh um...h-hey Anon...did..did you pee yourself?" she asked shyly >At that moment, you smacked her face for soiling your alpha pants "Fuck you, you quiet bitch! I try to wet my pants for you and you disrespect it!?" >Fluttershy is shocked with surprise and fear >Tears began streaming down her face >"W-why?" she asked as she cried away "You know why" you say in a bitter voice as you scrunch your nose and squint your eyes getting closer to her face >You lift her body up and lay her on the table as hard as you can >She let out an agonizing scream >Yet no other patron bat an eye >"Alright quiet bitch, get ready to be ripped in half" you try to say in the ghettoest accent ever >You tear off her pants then her bunny print panties >You slap her butt really hard leaving it sore >"You better not cry cuz I'm going in dry" you say >She screams upon hearing this but goes deep in shock upon feeling your erect dick deep in her virgin ass >Her face goes pale and her mouth hangs open >Her eyes go way back until only half her pupils show under her eyelid >You start pounding her tight butthole more and more >After a few good thrusts you cum buckets >Now her butt will get big and give birth to your xenomorph >She starts crying after you pull out   >She then starts shitting out your cum >She sends little spurts of your xenomorph children out her ass >You shove your entire arm up her ass elbow deep "How dare you defile our children!" >You then pull her heart out her ass and stomp it on the ground >Soon you walk away and do a 360-kickflip with a T-rex >As you skateboard away, there's an explosion in the background >You take your imaginary shades and put them on >YEEEEEEAAAAAAH The end