SCP-2335-1 (Fourth-Wall-Breaking Pony)
 
Class:Euclid/Safe (Application for Keter Reclassification denied. See Addendum 1)
 
Special Containment Procedures: Personnel are not to make direct eye contact with SPC-2335-1 through any means. Doing so may result in breach of containment. SPC-2335-1 is know to be able to discern most, if not all personality traits of personnel within hours of first contact.
 
Description: Emerged from SCP-2335 on ?? / ?? / ?????. SCP-2335-1 is a pink pony measuring 1.5 meters in length, 1 meter in height. Eyes are blue. A peculiar pattern on the flanks resembling balloons. Subject's mane appears to hold cloud-shape through unknown means. SCP-2335-1 displays genial personality. Interviewers and security personnel find themselves becoming very fast friends, regardless of age, race, or economic class. Psychological profile concluded that [DATA EXPUNGED] (see Addendum 1). Subject has command of English language and requests personnel to host parties for [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject known to appear in proximity to personnel who make extended direct eye contact, regardless of distance or means of viewing.
Known channels of apparent travel:
Closed Circuit Television connected to security cameras in containment area
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Observation ports
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Addendum 1
 
Psychological Profiling Interview conducted by [Anonymous] on ?? / ?? / ????
 
Anonymous: SCP-2335-1?
SPC-2335-1: Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?
Anonymous: I'm ??????????????????????????
SPC-2335-1: I've never seen you before. I know just about EVERYP0NY here, but you must be new!
Anonymous: Yes, I transferred here from ????????????????????
SPC-2335-1: We should throw you a party!
Anonymous: No, no parties. We need to keep the men on task. Now I have some questions I'd like to ask
SCP-2335-1: No...parties...?
[Subject becomes agitated]
Anonymous: SCP-2335-1? Wh- [incomprehensible]
[Cameras cut out for 2 minutes, 42 seconds]
SCP-2335-1: Okie dokie lokie... [subject's mane has deflated, lying flat and straight. [Anonymous] is gone.]
Dr. ??????????????????????????? (intercom): Pinkie, where is [Anonymous]?
[SCP-2335-1 stares into camera]
[DATA EXPUNGED]
 
Application to reclassify SCP-2335-1 to Keter submitted ?? / ?? / ?????. Application Denied.