>Day Crysis in Equestria
>You're Anon, freshly starting a new day with a shower, shit, and shave well preformed
>You head downstairs and start making breakfast, all out of cereal and start making some pancakes
>As you eat your fluff from the gods, a distinct knock is heard from the door
>You throw your fork downward to the table, making it stand by itself
>As you grab the doorknob and ready to rip the door off its hinges, you hear a strange, masculine voice outside
>"Cloak Engage"
'Weird, even Fluttershy's voice can't be that sinister'
>With an unease feeling, you slowly open the door, ready to see what today's crazy guess is
>As you leave your door ajar, theres nothing
>Springing it wide open to get a good view, there really is nothing
>You check the bushes to see if she's hiding in them
>Nothing
>Scratching the back of your head out of confusion, you just head back inside, baffled on what's going on
>You slowly close the door and deadbolt it, just in case
>Performing a 180, you see a p0ny completely covered in an aluminum alloy from plot to head
>Out of fright, you jump back and hit your head to your door, rendering you into an immediate blackout
>You regain conscious, seeing the same metallic p0ny stand in front of you
"Gah! What in the sweet crotch titties are you?!"
>They stand on their hind legs and twist off the helmet to reveal a long, flowing light pink hair with a familiar face and blue eyes
"Well shit... should've known you were in that"
>You slowly escalate up, still in shock
>"Sorry about that... I-I didn't mean to scare you"
"Right, where did you get that kind of technology anyways?!"
>The titanium pegasus sets the helmet down and sits to play with her front hooves
>"Well... Twilight made this and wanted to see on how it would work, I volunteered to see if-"
"It was my fetish, I got it"
>She looks at you with that damn look of affection, hoping that it will get her laid
>"So... is it?"
>You pinch your dorsum, as you can't believe she even bothered with that question
>With a sigh, you cross your arms and give a serious tone to her
"Well, you wear something that even should NOT exist yet, intruded my house, scared the living fuck out of me, and still think I would be aroused by any of this?"
>As you scowl at her, she looks down, unknown of what to say next
>"E-even so.. I'll still *mutters*"
"...I'm sorry, what?"
>"I-I said I will... *mutters afuckingain*
"Please speak up, so I can get you out and I need to finish up pancakes"
>She raises her head
>With frustration on her face, she barks out
>"I WILL HAVE THAT MONKEY DONG!"
>She tackles you down, but you're prepared to defend yourself
>As you struggle your leg to kick her away, you hear that odd voice again
>"Maximum Armor"
>You aim for her chest and release your leg with all of your energy
>As it makes contact, you hear multiple bones fracture just in a matter of moments
"AAAH! GOD FUCKIN' DAMNIT! THAT SHOULD HAVE SENDED YOUR ASS FLYING!"
>You bring your leg back and feel it, only to know that from your foot to half of your leg is nothing but pure bone powder
>You raise your preferred hand and form it into fist and aim for her head, the only thing that isn't doused armor
>"Eep!"
>She moves her hoofs in front of her before you were able to get her head
'Motherf-'
>Your hand all the way to the elbow is flaring nerves
"FUCKING BALLS OF FIRE!"
>You whimper, and still hold tears as you look at your noodle arm
>Looking back at the indestructible p0ny-in-a-can, she starts to tear up
>You reach for something in your pocket, only to pull out your white handkerchief, waiving it as a surrendering flag
"I... I give... do your worst, RoboRapist"
>She gives off a wild smile, and removes her crotch plating
>Tearing away your clothes, she goes to work
>After consensual sex, you wake up in a hospital, already dawning a cast on both your arm and leg
>You look to your left to see your demented follower, without the advanced suit
>"You're awake! Oh, thank goodness I was worried as you fainted when we were halfway, sweetie!"
>You shake around, demanding for her to stay a distance
"Get away!"
>She does so, with a depressed look on her face
>"I'm... I'm sorry for damaging your body, I hope that isn't your used arm"
>You give off a sigh, downhearted on where this is leading
>"The faculty said it will take weeks for you to even get up and about... so I'm talking the liberty to spend all of my time with you!"
>She tightly hugs you tightly and both of you notice a stiffy
"Oh, fuck you morning wood..."
>"Well luckily you have me, or else you would get blue balls!"
>She licks your buddy to make it a full mass
>"And I'll be here every time you have one
'Well, how can it get any worse'
>You remembered about your pancakes, now all cold and alone...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>In the end, you finish over 5 times a day for 7 weeks and return to once was a nice stack of pancakes to a mountain of mold, all thanks to
>Fucking Fluttershy