Welcome to Day 11 of Anon, The New Assistant! This is a Choose Your Own Adventure story following the life of Anonymous as he adjusts to life in his new town, Ponyville, and at his new job, as Twilight's library assistant. The story is written day by day, usually around 21:30-22:00. Choices will be made off of a vote for different options, and majority rules, unless I state otherwise. In the situation of a tie, I go with whichever option was voted for first. Feel free to vote for something other than provided, but I am ultimately the final judge of whether or not those options will be picked. Also, feel free to tell me to text someone, your contact list is in the pastebin.
 
Fat E.T.'s Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Fat_ET
 
Message of the Day: ur waifu a shit
 
And now, let the story begin!
 
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>*bzzt bzzt bzzt*
>Fucking hell, you're head hurts.
>You're entire body is sore and your head is pounding.
>All your memories last night are a haze, you can barely recall anything.
>Maybe you guys partied a little too hard last night.
>Halfway through getting out of bed, it dawns on you that you are not wearing any clothing.
>You look over at Vinyl, who is passed out beside where you were.
>Her hair is a mess, and, surely enough, she is naked as well.
>Her breasts lightly move up and down in a steady rhythm from her breathing.
>You look around and find both of your outfits from yesterday strewn across the room.
>Well fuck.
>You guys definitely partied too hard last night.
 
A. Wake Vinyl up
B. Let her sleep
 
>You pause for a minute and take advantage of this opportunity.
>Damn.
>Vinyl's curves are impressive to say the least, and the way her hips protrude accents her hourglass figure.
>Her full lips are lightly parted, allowing her to breathe.
>Also dem tits.
>You mentally give yourself a high five because you totally nailed that.
>You leave the room quietly, being sure not to disturb Vinyl.
>You figure she can piece it together on her own, no need for you to tell her.
>You grab a towel, then head back to the bathroom and hop in the shower.
>After you finish cleaning yourself, you go grab some clothes to wear for the day.
>You get dressed, then head over to your kitchen and make some waffles. You leave an extra plate for Vinyl for whenever she wakes up, grab some Advil and a cup of coffee for your hangover, and then proceed to sit down and eat.
 
A. Leave for work
B. Mess around before leaving
C. Other
 
>You make an extra cup of coffee for Vinyl and leave it on the counter with some Advil by it
>That should do it.
>You spot a notepad across the room and go over to grab it, you should leave her a note you guess.
>You write down on the paper "8/10 would fuck again. Text me -Anon"
>Hhhehehe
>You leave the apartment and start on your way to work.
>Fuck, it's cloudy again.
>You see Rainbow Dash jog by on the other side of the street, she doesn't seem to notice you though.
>That, or she ignored you.
>You guess it doesn't matter either way.
>Halfway to work, you see Apple Bloom over by a stand buying perfume.
>Looks like Spike's not the only one getting ready for Saturday.
 
A. Go over
B. Continue to work
 
>You walk over to the stand Apple Bloom is at.
Anon: "Hey Apple Bloom, what's up?"
>She turns to you as she sprays a perfume to see if she likes it.
>You are hit with a strong scent of strawberries, and for some reason beyond your comprehension you feel like crying
Apple Bloom: "Hi, Anon, Ah'm just lookin' fer some stuff ter impress Spike with."
>You totally called it.
>You make small talk for a little while before parting ways.
>Back to the walk to work.
>You arrive at the library and step through the front door, looking around for a minute like you usually do before getting started for the day.
 
A. Work with Spike
B. Work with Twilight
C. Dick around
D. Other
 
>You stealthily avoid going within Spike's line of sight so that you can't accidentally spoil Apple Bloom's surprise for him.
>After getting past him, you go over to Twilight to see if you can help with anything.
Twilight: "Hey Anon, I was wondering if you could go over to Rarity's boutique for me, I left what I was reading over there last night."
>Ugh, Rarity. You guess you can.
Anon: "Sure, I'll get on it."
Twilight: "Thanks Anon, take as much time as you need!"
>Nice, getting out of work.
 
A. Waste a bunch of time before doing chore for Twilight
B. Get to it right away
C. Other
 
>You make your way over to Rarity's boutique quickly, might as well get this over with.
>You open the door and step inside.
>Nobody is here, at least as far as you can see.
>You call out to see if anyone is there.
Anon: "Rarity? It's Anon, Twilight sent me over to get her book or something."
>You here someone walking downstairs, and then Rarity pops out from a door on the right side of the room.
Rarity: "Ah, I was wondering when someone was gonna come get this."
>She hands you a manga labelled "Shingeki no Kyojin"
>Huh, you didn't know Twilight had shit taste.
>You'll have to make fun of her for it later.
>You thank her for the book and start to leave.
>As you are halfway out the door, you hear Rarity call to you.
Rarity: "Anon? I didn't mean to come of as rude when you, Spike, and I were conversing the other day, I apologize that we got off on the wrong foot. Here's my number, send me a text when you are available and we can try again."
>Rarity number acquired!
>You close the door behind you, halfway done with the chore.
>All you have to do now is go back to the library.
 
A. Waste time before going back to the library
B. Go directly to library
C. Other
 
>You pull out your phone and text Vinyl.
Anon -> Vinyl(text): "How you holdin up there?"
>You see that the time is 2:30 PM, that chore took longer than you expected.
>You wonder if it's because [spoiler]OP is a faggot[/spoiler]
>A few minutes later, you still haven't gotten a response from Vinyl.
>You wonder what she's doing.
>You start walking around for a bit before you head back.
>You walk over to the park to see if anything fun is going on there.
>Besides the teenagers who think they are stealthy as shit smoking behind that bush, nothing.
 
A. Go back to library
B. Scare the shit out of the teenagers
C. Other
 
>You crouch down and shuffle over to where the troublemakers are
>Staying out of their vision, you move to the other side of the bush they are behind.
>You sit their listening to what they are talking about for a minute.
>The tall skinny one is amazingly stupid, and the short fat one isn't much better.
>You decide you've had enough and proceed with your prank.
>You take a deep breath and jump out from behind the bush and scream at them.
Anon: "PONYVILLE POLICE DEPARTMENT, PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!"
>They make a face of pure terror and run for their lives, not stopping to pick up any of their shit.
>You laugh and pick up their weed along with a wooden Hobbit Pipe.
>You pocket it and carry it along with you.
>On the way back to the library, you stop at Sugarcube Corner and give the shit to Pinkie.
>Partly as a bribe to insure no weird ass shit happens to you, partly as a friendly gift.
>She loves it and nearly kills you with a hug, and then you leave to go back to the library.
>You make it to the library, and it seems Twilight had to go already.
>She left a note for you saying to leave the book on her desk.
>You put the book down and head back out, done with work for the day.
>Your phone vibrates and you pull it out.
Vinyl -> Anon(text): "I just woke up, what the fuck is going on."
Anon -> Vinyl(text): "Just woke up? wut. It's like 3 PM"
Vinyl -> Anon(text): "Whatever dude, just come back to the apartment so we can talk"
>You put your phone away and start the trek home.
>You walk upstairs to your apartment and open the door.
>Vinyl is laying on the couch inside, wearing sweat pants and a white tank top.
Anon: "Hey dude, how're you doing?"
Vinyl:"I'm fine. So did we, like, fuck last night or something?"
>Leave it to Vinyl to keep things blunt and simple.
Anon: "Uh, yeah, I think so..."
Vinyl: "Huh... was it at least good?"
>You chuckle.
Anon: "How the fuck would I know dude, we both got wasted last night."
Vinyl: "Yea, we partied pretty hard for just two people."
>You go over to the kitchen and grab two Cokes out of the fridge.
>You go over to the couch and hand one to Vinyl.
Vinyl: "Thanks man."
Anon: "Mhmm. So are... are things gonna be weird between us now?"
Vinyl: "Uh... I dunno man. Fuck, this kinda sucks. I can't believe I had sex with you, I have shit taste in guys when I'm drunk."
Anon: "Fuck you, mate."
>You guys laugh for a second and then go back to the silence.
Vinyl: "...Hey Anon?"
Anon: "Yup?"
Vinyl: "...W-Would you wanna, you know, do it again?"
>Oh fuck man, moment of truth
 
A. Yea
B. No fuk u
C. Other
 
[spoiler]>mfw the song that just came on on my shuffled music library is Suck My Kiss by the Chili Peppers[/spoiler]
>You stare at her a second.
>Meanwhile, in Anon's Brain Control Room...
>A flip is switched to the Engage option.
>A flip labelled "ALPHA MODE"
>Back in Anon's apartment...
Vinyl: "Anon?"
>You lean over and kiss Vinyl deeply, catching her by surprise.
>She takes a second to realize what's happening, and then kisses back.
>You lean her over and climb over her, the two of you now making out horizontally on the couch.
>You place and a hand on her chest, gently fondling her.
>A moment later, her hand goes for your crotch.
>Vinyl is stroking you through your jeans.
>You move your hand under her tank top and toy with her nipples, and she reacts with light moans in your mouth.
>She's clearly been thinking about this for a bit, her enthusiasm is evident in her actions.
>You pull your hand away from her breasts and gently graze down her torso, inserting a finger into her wet vagina.
>You feel her grasp on you tighten, so you decide to have some fun and move slowly to tease her.
>After a bit she decides she's had enough of your teasing and flips you over, the two of you trading positions.
>She moves down you and pulls your dick free, teasingly licking the head.
>You taste your own medicine, and it is bitter. She is killing you with this teasing.
>Once she has decided you've had it rough enough, she finally takes you in her mouth.
>Oh shit man, she knows what she's doing.
>Her tongue swirls around you while she moves up and down.
>She gets up, pulling her clothes off, clearly having waited long enough.
>You follow suit, and then the two of you return to your positions.
>Vinyl climbs on top of you, using your chest to balance as she lowers herself on you.
>She lets go of any cares or concerns that may have remained and picks up her pace, quickly riding you hard.
>Her moans are very audible as she uses you, unable to contain her pleasure.
>Her rhythmic bouncing on top of you is hypnotizing.
>Her hair lost it's standard shape a while ago, now it moves with the rest of her body.
>You feel yourself approaching climax, and so you grab Vinyl by the hips and thrust into and out of her, increasing both her and your pleasure.
>With a final thrust, you cum deep inside of Vinyl, and then you slow down and lay back.
>Vinyl gets up and then lies down on you.
>The two of you talk between labored breaths.
Vinyl: "Y-you... you came... inside..."
Anon: "Don't worry, I'm sterile..."
Vinyl: "Ah..."
>...
>You open your eyes, you guess you must have fallen asleep.
>You check your phone and see that it is 7:00 PM.
>Vinyl isn't on you anymore, you don't see her or hear her at all.
>Your stomach rumbles.
 
A. Make food
B. Go out for food
C. Other
 
>You get up and go put some pajama pants on, because those things are comfy as shit.
>You walk back out to the kitchen and get cooking.
>You start making spaghetti.
>You pull your phone out and see you have a text from Vinyl.
Vinyl -> Anon(text): "I definitely think that's something I can make a regular activity if you can. They needed help at record shop, so I won't be home for a while, Don't break anything."
>Anon Leveled Up! New Fuckbuddy Acquired!
>You shoot Spike a text.
Anon -> Spike(text): "Just had sex twice in the last 24 hours with my roommate, once on accident. If my dumb ass can get some, then yours can too, man, shit's easy. Don't even fret."
Spike -> Anon(text): "I didn't know you were gay."
Anon -> Spike(text): "What? My roommate is a girl, dude."
Spike -> Anon(text): "Oh."
>You toss your phone aside and grab a plate of spaghetti and walk with it over to the table. And you know what?
>You didn't even drop spaghetti everywhere.
>Today was a good day.
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-End of Day 11
-Vinyl Fuckbuddy status acquired!
-Leveled Up!