>You come upon Twilight Sparkle, who is looking quite sad
>"Oh... Hey anon," she says
>You ask her what's wrong
>"Well... I don't know," she said, sighing. "I just... This new body, all my friends not being here... Things are just so tumultuous right now..."
>You tell Twilight how you feel
>"Oh, so you're sad, Twilight? Do you know how I fucking feel?"
>"I've been a fan of this show forever, and what happens? You grow fucking wings. And that's not bad enough, you fucking turn into a human and whore yourself out to some douchey guitar guy named Brad or some shit."
>"And now, everyone's flinging shit at each other, and it's fucking hell. Fucking hell, Twilight. Because of you being a piece of shit who can't stop transforming into strange things for five fucking seconds."
>You didn't notice during your rant, but Twilight had already been crying not long into it.
>A haggard kind of cry, punctuated by sharp breaths every few seconds
>"A-Anon... I-I'm so sorry. It... It's not my fault. Things j-just happen to m-m-me..."
>You start apologizing
>"Okay, look, sorry. I didn't mean those things I said. It's just... I've got my cape and fedora in a twist right now, but like you said, it's not your fault..."
>"Y-You really mean it, Anon?" Twilight sobs
>"I do."
>Twilight embraces you in a tight hug
>"Thank you so much, Anon..."
>Suddenly, the area is rocked by explosions
>Twilight hugs you tightly in fear
>People run screaming in every direction, some missing limbs
>Blood is everywhere
>More explosions go off, more screams bounce off the walls of the high school
>With Twilight in your arms, you
>"Anon, you have to do something!"
>You think it over, and come up with a brilliant plan
>"Ow! Anon, what was that for?"
>You shrug, telling her you thought something magic shit would happen, ain't gotta explain shit
>Even fucking more explosions go off around you
>"Anon! We're gonna die!"
>You hit her again
>Twilight is knocked out
>You wonder, "what the fucking dick cunting shit dicks, why did I smack her in the head?"
>No more time to wonder as the explosions rock the school in a Michael Bay-esque manner
>Quickly, you get to work, carrying as many of the lithe human figures as you can to safety
>Once outside the school, you've saved about 7 people, Twilight included
>Her eyes slowly open
>"A-Anon..? Are we safe?"
>More explosions because fuck sense
>"Yeah, we're safe... You're hurt pretty bad though. Here, I've got something for you."
>You hand her some pills
>"Th-thanks anon," she says, before swallowing them
>"I'm feeling a bit... Sleepy... I think I'm... Gonna..."
>She's knocked out, because you know, that's how pills work in fiction or something
>Well, you have a knocked out Twilight, chaos everywhere, people dying
>You have the strangest urge to just >rape her right here
>Well, fuck, you've got a knocked out Twilight
>Might as well bring her to her house
>Gently, you lay her down into her bed, and you lay yourself next to her, holding her, watching her, waiting for her to wake up
>Her hair smells pretty good. You wonder what kind of shampoo she uses? Pretty high quality shit. You need that kind of shit.
>Her eyes slowly open, for the second time
>"Anon? Where ar- Are we in my bed?"
>"Twilight, I don't know if you know how human customs work yet, but you really shouldn't be wearing that"
>You take her clothes off; she doesn't object
>You see her naked, supple form. The hourglass figure. The ass. The tits. All of it so... Boring. Not what you're here for
>"Fucking yes," you say, as you being putting on Twilight's clothing
>"I feel so fucking pretty."
>"Am I pretty? I feel pretty."
>"Anon... What are you doing?"
>"I'm just... Trying to be random? You know, like Pinkie."
>"Ohhhhhhh, it all makes sense now," Twilight responds, giggling.
>"Well, aside from the explosions killing all my new friends, I'm not that sad anymore. Thanks anon."
>"Ha, no problem Twilight."
>"So, what do you wanna do now, Anon?"
>"Well, there's internet here, so you can actually see some of this really neat stuff."
>"Ooh!" she exclaims
>You take out your laptop, and head straight for, what else, 4chan
>"Well, so there's all these boards, but mainly I browse /d/, /a/, /lgbt/, /x/, /r9k/, and, of course, /mlp/" you say, as you load up the homepage
>"I see. So, you just spend all your time on this site? What's it for?
>You take a pic of Twilight with your laptop camera and upload it to /mlp/
>"GUYS, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!"
>'implying we want this Twilight'
>'timestamp or fake'
>'where's the tits?'
>'lol no wai, but still, it's a girl, holy shit'
>'raindobash is best pone rarara is shit eat my dick'
>Twilight gets bored as you sit refreshing the page, getting responses every once in a while
>You decide to get a party going with the survivors
>You haven't seen Twilight so happy, but you think she's coming to terms with her new form
>Making friends and hanging out will do that, it seems
>You all watch some TV, but sadly MLP and EG do not exist in this universe
>People look like they're all having fun, smiling, partying. Definitely not something you're usually too into, but hey, it's nice
>Some plen-tier pop music begins playing
>"Oh, Anon, let's dance!"
>"I've a better idea! Let's go to the bathroom, Twi."
>"Mmm, bathrooms aren't my idea of fun, really Anon," Twilight replies
>"No, seriously, c'mon. Bathroom."
>"Fine," she says, shrugging "I still don't get humans, but I'll go"
>You get to her home's bathroom, and throw out the vomiting girl. And flush the toilet because hygiene
>"Well? Bathrooms. FUN" Twilight says, rolling her eyes
>You wordlessly lean against the wall behind Twilight, caging her inside your arms
>"Anon..." Twilight says
>Twilight turns around and faces you
>"I've had a pretty good time with you today anon... You've really helped me with this whole "I'm a human now" thing"
>You bring your face next to Twilight's cheek, caressing her face with your hand
>You whisper into her ear,
>"Ravioli, ravioli-"
>"Give me the formuoli..." Twilights responds
>"Anon... You're a Spongebro?"
>"I prefer Man Spongers myself," you say coyly
>She giggles
>You both smile at each other for a while, and laugh a bit
>You can't believe you've found another Spongebro
>"Marathon?" you ask
>"I'm ready," she responds with a smirk
>The two of you watch Spongebob on her couch as the party goes on
>After too many episodes to count, the two of you fall asleep on the couch together
>The party dies down, and a kind partygoer puts a blanket around the two of you as they leave
>You wake up the next morning with Twilight in your arms
>You smile to yourself
>You've said it before, and you'll say it again, holy shit, dat hair. Magic shampoo probably. You caress it, and damn, that shit's smooth
>You lean over her and kiss her on the lips. Look at you now, /r9k/ can get rekd
>"Mm, Anon?" Twilight says as she wakes up, giving you a smile
>"Why aren't you blazin' it?"
>"Huh?"
>"420 blazin' all day every day."
>"Anon, are you okay?" Twilight says, some nervousness showing in her voice
>"You know, if we legalized pot, the economy would magically fix itself. You could call me a Marijuaneconomist"
>"Anon, please..." Twilight pleads
>"I'm sorry, Twilight... I'm just nervous is all..."
>"Anon, it's fine," Twilight says, blushing
>"I just... I just have to tell you I love you, Twilight. It's all been so fast, so crazy, explosions, parties, whatever, but... I love you"
>"I... I feel the same way, Anon..."
>The two of you look into each others eyes. The smile on Twilight's face is soothing, cute. You feel like this is where you belong.
>You slowly bring your hand down her side and onto her hip, and slowly pull down her pants
>"Anon~"
>You hold yourself up above her, looking down on her face. She pulls your face down for a kiss with one arm while sliding your pants off
>You kiss her back. It all feels so right
>As you're intertwined under the blanket, it feels just as cheesy and "like you became one" as everyone says
>After the two you fall back after sex, you cuddle with each other
>"Anon... I love you," Twilight purrs
>"I love you too," you say back through a smile
>The two of you cuddle for a while. You don't want to move from this spot.
>Suddenly, a portal rips time and space apart right in front the couch
>"Anon, look!" Twilight shouts, "A portal! I bet it leads back to Equestria!"
>"Are you going to go back?"
>"Well, of course! My whole life is there... You can come with me"
>You smile at her. You're willing to leave this place for her
>The two of you get up and walk through the portal together