>Day Enrique Iglesias on Earth
>Be Fluttershy
>Stuck in Anon's bathroom since the last incident
>How were you suppose to know his fetish wasn't free falling?
>You sit on the human toilet with your hooves tucked under you
>It's cold and lonely without your animal friends
>Maybe, just maybe, if you figure out Anon's fetish this time, he'll take you into to his life with open arms
>You flutter up to the bathroom mirror above the sink and look deeply into your reflection
F: I just know Anon loves me. If only I can figure out what he wants
>Your reflection stares back at you and you hear your voice in your head
FlutterReflection: Oh, Fluttershy, you're perfect the way you are. Just be yourself and tell Anon you love him
F: B-but, w-what if he says, "N-no"?
FR: He won't, because you know he loves you too
F: He does love me. Thank you for reminding me
FR: Oh, don't thank me, I'm just happy that you're happy
>You cover your face with your hooves and blush at your kind reflection
>The bathroom door opens up for the first time in a while
>Anon stares at you for a moment
A: I need to go... who were you talking to in here?
>You blush with a white-hot intensity and worry if Anon has discovered your power level
F: N-no p0ny, Anon
>Anon fidgets in place for a moment and you think you're onto something
F: Anon, I want to ask you a question
A: Uh, can it wait? I really need to go and you gotta get out
>Anon taps his feet rhythmically and puts his hands in his pockets
F: Oh, well, it's kind of important
>You flutter to the ground and block Anon from getting to the bathroom
F: Anon... I... I... l-l-love...
>Anon tries to move around you, but you continue to block him at the door
A: FlutterButter, this is no time for impersonation! I need to pee
F: I-I'm trying t-to ask you s-something important
>You squeak and try to force it out of yourself again
F: I want you t-to know that... I...
>You start panting
>Your chest feels tight
>Sweat has collected at your brow and begins to slide down your muzzle
>You knees are wobbly and it is difficult to stand
A: Spit it out already, YellowQuiet!
>Anon's forceful demand startles you
>You say the first thing that comes to your mind in a hurry
F: Is-your-fetish-pee-denial?!
>You drop your front to the cold, bathroom floor and cover your head with your forelegs
>You lay there shaking for a few moments
A: No, it's not!
>Anon leaps over you and pushes you out the door with a shove of his foot
>You hear the door slam shut and lock quickly
>Anon lets out a little cheer as you hear him tinkle
>He sighs, shivers and makes half a dozen other noises of relief
F: Oh, Fluttershy, you loud mouth
>You are sad that you couldn't admit your true feelings for Anon and that you didn't even guess his fetish
>Anon reappears after a moment and you part your legs to see him standing above you
A: Look, FlutterThighs, we've done this whole "guess-my-fetish" routine for so long now. Can't we get past FlutterDome?
>You sigh a defeated sigh and stand to your hooves
F: You're right, Anon, we need to stop wasting what time we have together
>You turn around and present your hindquarters to Anon
F: Go ahead, just use my delicate, little flank. I won't scream or cry or worry about love anymore
>You wiggle your backside at Anon
A: I know you know that I never said I was going to have my way with you
F: But, I know you want it
>You are sure he wants it
A: I never asked for this
F: B-but, who gave you medical attention after you fell from the window?
>Anon rolls his eyes
A: You did, after pushing me from the window...
>Anon is so dreamy when he recalls time spent together
>You hear your voice resounding in your head
FR: Fluttershy, tell him how you really feel!
>You listen to the voices again
>They are right! You need to tell Anon once and for all
>Time to be a big filly
>You turn to face Anon and stamp your hooves into the ground
>Bracing yourself, you prepare to say the hardest thing you ever had to say
F: ANON, I LOVE YOU!
>You think for a moment
F: AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!
>Anon steps back for a moment and appears to be surprised
A: FlutterShutter, I... I don't know what to say. I didn't know you felt so strongly about this
>You realize you used caps lock the entire time
F: It's true, Anon, it's all true. I've been feeling this way for ages now
>Anon looks at you with a skeptical grin
A: Is that why you've been driving me insane with your constant need to know my fetish?
F: Y-yes
>Tears well in your eyes as you begin explaining
F: I thought that you'd love me like I love you if I knew
A: That doesn't make any sense...
F: I want you to love me, I would do anything for it
A: That... makes more sense, but is even more crazy than how you first explained it
F: Love -is- crazy, Anon
A: I know this feel
>Anon places his cool hand to your face and wipes your eyes
>You look up at him with hope
A: FutaShy, you're my friend. At least, as much as a friend as any other pony from Equestria. Don't you see that this love would be... difficult, to say the least?
F: W-what's so difficult about love?
A: For starters, you're a pony. A wonderful, adorable, yellow pony. But, still, a pony. I am a human. We're kind of different
F: Oh, no, Anon, that's not completely true. When I first saw you in Ponyville, I was really attracted to you. You were so handsome and different than everyp0ny in town
A: Because I'm a human
F: You might not believe me, but, I was very shy around other ponies
>Anon stares at you
A: You don't say!
F: And, y-you, you didn't remind me of anyp0ny. I thought I w-would be closer to you
A: Your hearts in the right place
>Anon drags his finger in a small crisscross over your chest
A: But, I don't think you understand everything I'm saying. You see, there are some... compatibility issues... you know? I'm human, you're a mare...
F: O-oh, yes, I thought of that too
A: You what, mate?
F: I m-mentioned it to Lyra, she's an expert on human myths, and I read her book. I, uh, I saw the pictures. I t-think you have everything I need, Anon
>You blush at the thought of discussing this in further detail
A: If I think I understand what you're implying...
>Implying you weren't being clear enough
A: Then there's still a problem we'd have to work out
F: Anything, Anon, just tell me what it is!
>Your heart skips a beat
>You've never felt so happy in all your days
A: Well, humans are suppose to be with humans. It would be really hard to explain to anyone or anyp0ny. How would you go about that?
F: If I had you, I wouldn't give a flying-feather about anyp0ny's opinion, i-if that's OK with you?
>You lose a little confidence as Anon looks at you and clasps his hands over his face
A: Ah, OK, sure. That'll probably work
>You explode with all the pent-up emotion you've endured
F: Woohoo! Anon finally accepted me! Oh, this is the best day of my life!
>You fly up and spin around
>You want Anon to see you, all of you
>You land beside him and wrap yourself around his leg
F: Do you want to do -that- now?
A: Whoa, whoa, slow down, FlutterBuns. My body isn't ready
F: Oh, sorry, I... I've been waiting for a long time for this
A: I see. We need to take it a bit slower. I'm not entirely warmed-up to... being physical with you
F: Oh, I can help that. I've seen all of Lyra's source material
>You made sure to thoroughly study every book on how to treat and maintain your human
F: S-sit down on the bed, please?
>Anon looks about for a moment before complying
A: Ah, maybe I should shower first
F: It's OK, it's fine. I want you like this, I want to experience Anon just like this
A: You're pretty forceful when you're horny
>Oh no, Anon started saying lewd things to you
>You feel your wings stiffing and your body quivers
>You pant lightly as you guide Anon to the bed and sit him down
F: OK, h-h-here I go
>You find the zipper on Anon's pants and grab it carefully in your mouth
>Slowly, you think over and over, Anon would like it that way
>You hear the zipper slide down until it touches the fabric
A: Flutter...
>You look up from his crotch and wave a hoof
>No words, only love now
>You wrap your mouth around the button on his waist and work it open with your tongue
A: Oh, that's a neat trick
>Anon's body radiates its icy-coldness through the open slot in his pant
>Your hot breath mixes through the rising cold and creates small puffs of fog
>The time has come, you're really doing this, this is plausible stuff
>You feel Anon's weight shift as his cool hands trace up your muzzle
>Those nimble fingers play through your soft mane and up your ears
A: Hey... Fluttershy, I... I want to tell you my fetish. I thought you'd want to know after so long
>You look up and give Anon your full attention
>Anon pulls you close to him
>You straddle his hips and he pulls you onto his body
>His cool body is driving your hot skin crazy and his soft breath whispers in your ear
A: My fetish is having a cutie-pie girlfriend who would snuggle with me under the covers non-sexually
>Your eyes contract into thin points
>It's what you've always dreamed of
F: Oh, Anon, I'm so sleepy...
>All of your libido disappears as you relax into Anon's welcoming arms
>You want nothing more in this or any other world than to be with Anon
>You sing softly and quietly as you lay on Anon
F: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head. Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~
>You wrap your body around Anon
>Love is crazy