[17:37] == Feldspar [webchat@c50-27-61-17.mdlncmtk01.tx.dh.suddenlink.net] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare [17:37] I'm in [17:37] so whats up? [17:37] [Post race, equipment and favorite ship] [17:37] == Hot_Pot [webchat@ip98-176-112-121.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare [17:37] [I'll repost everything for Hotpot [17:38] [thanks, doc.] [17:38] Greetings, welcome to Dr. Bob's Wild and Noncanon ride! Please, post race and favorite ship because I'm sure ou'll all be honest with your gear. [17:39] Earth - ChinPot [17:39] ! [17:39] Earth Pony, female, fave ship, Nova-Cook [17:39] [>Implying ChinPot isn't canon by now] [17:39] [>implying that I was implying ChinPot isn't canon by now [17:39] Earth Pony mare, and I don't know. Have a list? [17:39] [Isn't Chin still denying it? Does Chin have a stalker?!] [17:40] (Tfw when had no ship besides MexAny [17:40] [tfw forever indebted to only joke ships] [17:40] ANYWAY [17:40] [Might be cause you KEEP FUCKING EVERYONE] [17:40] [17:40] You are all discussing your favorite ships at the Town Square, you perverts you. [17:41] (Well, you do go after a lot of people Silver) [17:41] (Bob you got a list somewhere?) [17:41] Now everyone, please roll 1d20 for Plot Advancement [17:41] [There is no list] [17:41] [I think Lucy was actually going to compile a list...] [17:41] !roll d20 [17:41] 3 == 3 [17:41] !roll d20 for big plot [17:41] 11 == 11 [17:41] [There may be a list] [17:41] !roll d20 [17:41] 13 == 13 [17:41] !roll d20 for ADVANCEMENT! [17:41] 15 == 15 [17:41] !roll 1d24 for Hot Plot! [17:41] 19 == 19 [17:42] * Hot_Pot spots Ikea's d24. [17:42] Ikea takes 1 point of shame damage! [17:42] "Your dice is too big." [17:42] Hot Pot, where do you want the plot to go? [17:42] !roll 1d20 for threesome with Silver and HotPot [17:42] 7 == 7 [17:43] [>rolling 1d20 is too mainstream] [17:43] and I fail, thats what I get for being subtle [17:43] * Hot_Pot is thinking... [17:43] [There will be no erp this session] [17:43] (How did you greentext0 [17:43] "LETS GO THE THE PARK!! (if there even is one)" [17:44] You all go to the park! [17:44] *TO THE PARK [17:44] [I'm a wizard] [17:44] (Bob how can you call it crazy and not get lewd) [17:44] PAAAAAAAARK [17:44] [holy shit] [17:44] [You weren't here for the last one Silver. THAT was cuh-razy] [17:44] [Yeh, bawb] [17:44] There is a beautiful park in front of you. [17:44] (Was it lewd last time?) [17:44] As in theme park or nature park? [17:45] Nature. [17:45] [No, but I was THIS CLOSE to getting it on with Honey Rose] [17:45] To the Park! [17:45] (well damn, do you have... magic hands) [17:45] * Silver_Tongue dances into the park [17:45] Good question! HotPot, is this an amusement park or a nature park? [17:45] nature she said [17:45] !roll d20 for quality of moves [17:45] 1 == 1 [17:45] NATURE PARK! [17:45] dog park [17:45] Sounds good! [17:45] * Hot_Pot rolls on the grass. [17:46] Silver is SO LAME at dancing it's not even funny [17:46] !roll 1d20 to cover for Silver's terribel dancing [17:46] 19 == 19 [17:46] !roll 1d4 [17:46] 4 == 4 [17:46] (ultrasmooth) [17:46] (Oh lord) [17:46] [You aint seen nothin' yet, babe] [17:46] The grass takes 4 damage! [17:46] Ikea takes another shame point of 1 damage! [17:46] !roll 1d19 to frollick [17:46] 9 == 9 [17:46] * Fine_Grind stares in to the distance, seeing colored words [17:46] "Lets go to the candy store!" [17:46] we have that? [17:47] !roll d20 to play in the fountain [17:47] 13 == 13 [17:47] There are no candy stores in the nature park. [17:47] "Plot advancement?" [17:47] You'll let us lick my lollipop? [17:47] There is a fountain and a statue. Which do you go to? [17:47] * Silver_Tongue tries to will a candy store into existence [17:47] Fountan! [17:47] Ikea takes ANOTHER point of shame damage! [17:47] !roll d69 to hump statue [17:47] 25 == 25 [17:47] !roll d20 [17:47] 6 == 6 [17:47] wait... this is important decision time [17:47] what is the statue of? [17:47] It really, really is. [17:48] * Silver_Tongue jumps in the fountain [17:48] * Hot_Pot jumps into the fountain. [17:48] Perception roll Ikea [17:48] And Hot Pot [17:48] Jumps into fountain [17:48] !roll d20 for SPLASH [17:48] 20 == 20 [17:48] !roll 1d13 [17:48] 8 == 8 [17:48] OH GOD THE WORLD IS FLOODING [17:48] !roll d20 for splash [17:48] 5 == 5 [17:48] Ikea sees that this is a normal statue [17:48] *splish [17:48] of what? [17:48] How very... abstract [17:48] Of normality [17:48] Hot Pot sees that the Fountain is super magical, and has a secret button on it! [Damn crit 20] [17:48] !roll d20 to taste the statue [17:48] 4 == 4 [17:48] can iit be hulk faust? [17:49] It is a statue of normality... [17:49] * Hot_Pot pushes button. [17:49] "PUSHEY PUSHEY!" [17:49] * Silver_Tongue starts splashing people [17:49] !roll 1d20 [17:49] 4 == 4 [17:49] *slpashes back* [17:49] The button does not evade Hot Pot! [17:49] !roll d20 to splash party [17:49] 9 == 9 [17:49] Hot Pot successfully presses the button. [17:49] Oh shit, guys. [17:50] !roll d20 for SPLASH EVERYONE! [17:50] 1 == 1 [17:50] Guys. [17:50] what? [17:50] !roll d20 [17:50] 11 == 11 [17:50] This is a fountain... [17:50] A fountain... of... [17:50] of doubt? [17:50] DREAMS [17:50] LISTEN TO BOB, FAGGOTS! [17:50] futa? [17:50] FOUNTAIN OF DREAMS!! [17:50] * Silver_Tongue starts trying to shatter the fountain [17:50] DREAMS [17:50] nnoooOOOOO [17:50] The fountain turns into a vortex! Roll to see who will be dreaman! [17:51] "Shah no more dreams" [17:51] !roll 1d20 [17:51] 15 == 15 [17:51] !roll d20 [17:51] 2 == 2 [17:51] !roll 1d51 [17:51] 21 == 21 [17:51] !roll d20 FOR THE POWER [17:51] 11 == 11 [17:51] !roll d20 [17:51] 13 == 13 [17:51] !roll d20 [17:51] 2 == 2 [17:51] YOUR FUCKIN D51 [17:51] Drew's innermost dream is reflected in the vortex! [17:52] "So many Futas!" [17:52] I dont want force that on peopel! [17:52] * Hot_Pot eats Ikea's gay-ass d51 [17:52] (inb4 sex with silver) [17:52] (That's a shared dream Feld) [17:52] This is important. [17:52] (Oh yeah) [17:52] "DREAM, DREW, DREEEEEEEEEEAM!" [17:52] Do you guys jump into the vortex? [17:52] duh... of course [17:53] YES [17:53] fuck yes [17:53] *faints from stress* [17:53] [yeh] [17:53] * Silver_Tongue grabs drew and dives in [17:53] [no dream?] [17:53] (couldn't think of one) [17:53] wait... so drew is dreaming inside of her own dream [17:53] You guys jump into the vortex! Drew, roll to see how lewd your dream is [17:53] !roll 1d20 [17:53] 18 == 18 [17:54] no erp my ass [17:54] Drew's dream is disturbingly lewd. [17:54] very lewd [17:54] "We lewd now" [17:54] In fact, it is way too lewd for anything that's not in ERP [17:54] *wakes up, I've missed that sensation. [17:54] !roll 1d20 [17:54] 6 == 6 [17:55] Everybody besides Drew, roll for DREAMLAND [17:55] !roll d20 to SPIKE THE AIR! [17:55] 20 == 20 [17:55] !roll d20 [17:55] 12 == 12 [17:55] !roll d20 [17:55] 12 == 12 [17:55] !roll d20 for mares [17:55] 4 == 4 [17:55] No other rolls needed! [17:55] !roll 1d21 [17:55] 9 == 9 [17:55] thanks Hot Pot, that was embarssing [17:55] Hot Pot is now dreaming... [17:55] You guys see Spike! [17:55] Oh shit! [17:55] OH GOOD! blood and chinooks everywhere [17:56] (Dice tot you asshole) [17:56] But wait... [17:56] "RAPE NAZIS! CHINOOK'S HERE! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!" [17:56] Spike is in pain. [17:56] Hot Pot, roll for Spike's fate [17:56] * Silver_Tongue laughs [17:56] !roll d20 [17:56] 19 == 19 [17:56] '(heading out to read some stuff, will lurk still) [17:56] Spike is holding his head! He is SUPER MAD [17:57] Like, really mad [17:57] * Silver_Tongue urinates on Spike [17:57] Like, so so mad that everyone needs to roll for initiation [17:57] is he edgy? [17:57] !roll 1d20 [17:57] 18 == 18 [17:57] !roll d20 [17:57] 2 == 2 [17:57] !roll d20 [17:57] 11 == 11 [17:57] !roll d20 [17:57] 4 == 4 [17:57] !roll 1d24 Plot, damnit! Why do you dream so weird things? [17:57] 9 == 9 [17:57] !roll d20 is he mad cause i fucked ts? [17:57] 2 == 2 [17:58] [No, he is not Fine.] [17:58] Spike's turn! [17:58] Spike is Pissed [hue] off at Silver, and swipes at him! [17:58] !roll 1d20 [17:58] 17 == 17 [17:58] It hits! [17:58] Silver, roll 1d4 [17:59] Silver is too preoccupied! [17:59] !roll 1d5 [17:59] 5 == 5 [17:59] Silver takes 5 points of damage! Shame on you! [17:59] [I have a bashed-up pot on my head. How armour is that?] [17:59] Ikea's up. [18:00] [I'll figure it in] [18:00] !roll 1d17 I poke the dragon! [18:00] 11 == 11 [18:00] You poke Spike! [18:00] Silly Ikea, pokes don't cause damage at all! [18:00] (Were we supposed to say equip? I have armor) [18:00] Hot Pot is up [18:01] == Silver_Tongue [webchat@pool-71-187-193-22.nwrknj.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds] [18:01] [Nah] [18:01] !roll 1d20 to SWING FRYING PAN AT SPIKE! [18:01] 6 == 6 [18:01] You miss... And hit Silver! [18:01] !roll 1d1+15 [18:01] (1) + 15 == 16 [18:01] Silver dies! [18:01] (wat) [18:02] Feldspar, you're next [18:02] "I call dibs on his mares!" [18:02] okayu [18:02] [hue] [18:02] Ikea will noncanonically have his mares [18:02] !roll d20 to punch spike with the power of a thousand suns [18:02] 19 == 19 [18:03] Feldspar punches Spike with the power of 950 suns! [18:03] !roll 10d95 [18:03] 93, 59, 20, 38, 1, 6, 8, 52, 71, 42 == 390 [18:03] Spike takes 390 hit points! [18:03] (Holy shit) [18:03] Fine Grind, you're next. [18:04] "How is Spike not dead yet?" [18:04] !roll d20 for dildo bat [18:04] 10 == 10 [18:04] "We must be running the instance on heroic mode!" [18:04] A dildo bat appears... 10 ft away from Fine. [18:04] Drew's up! [18:04] "So non canonnically Ikea, you're fucking half the mares in town [18:05] Ikea is noncanonically fucking errybody [18:05] "Yup, you want in?" [18:05] yes he is [18:05] == MiddleMac [Mibbit@c-24-23-68-144.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare [18:05] [Portip: >Implying Dr. Bob's Wild Ride cares about hit points [18:05] Middle Mac joins the fray! [18:05] "Who me?" [18:06] "Yeah, you." [18:06] * Ikea wiggles his eyebrows creepily [18:06] Drew is literally doing nothing! Middle Mac, you are fighting Spike in Hot Pot's dream. What will you do? [18:06] "I'm already on the list from the start' [18:06] !roll d20 for >raep [18:06] 3 == 3 [18:06] * Feldspar wiggles her eybrows back [18:06] "Oh, right... I should really read this thing... [18:07] Middle Mac attempts to rape Spike, but misses and >rapes Silver! [18:07] *Silver's corpse [18:07] [Roll higher fuckers [18:07] Spike's up [18:07] Spike cries! [18:07] !roll d20 [18:07] 20 == 20 [18:07] "Wait... does that mean she gets on the list, too?" [18:07] There [18:07] Ikea's up! [18:07] Rolled high [18:07] "Middlemac? Yeah" [18:07] Middle mac successfully points to Spike, saying "there" [18:08] !roll 1d21 to figure out which mares I am and am not sleeping with [18:08] 15 == 15 [18:08] "You're not with me." [18:08] "Nopenopenope." [18:08] Ikea figures it out... Kinda [18:08] Hot Pot's turn! [18:09] "me and drew" [18:09] !roll d20 to SHOVE STEALTH CUCMBERS UP SPIKE'S ASS! [18:09] 12 == 12 [18:09] *CUCUMBERS [18:09] == Drew_ [webchat@netblock-75-79-161-112.dslextreme.com] has quit [Quit: Web client closed] [18:09] [Yes, I have those] [18:09] The cucumbers fail their stealth rolls, but are successfully shoved up Spike's ass! [18:09] !roll 1d20 [18:09] 8 == 8 [18:09] Spike is sorta butthurt! [18:10] "Aaaand looks like it's just the two of us left..." [18:10] Feldspar is up [18:10] [Feldspar, Ikea, Hot Pot, Middle Mac] [18:10] [all my lel] [18:11] !roll d20 to smite Spike with the holy power of mighty kek [18:11] !roll d20 [18:11] !roll d15 [18:11] !roll d20 to hug Spike [18:11] 1 == 1 [18:11] 19 == 19 [18:11] [lel] [18:11] MiddleMac misses yet again, hugging Silver's corpse. [18:11] 18 == 18 [18:11] !!!!!! [18:11] [Altough I could probaby get MiddleMac in on a post-humerous rider...] [18:11] 8 == 8 [18:11] !roll 2d69 [18:11] 48, 56 == 104 [18:11] Spike has a 104 fever! [18:12] Spike dies from it! [18:12] Everybody wins! [18:12] Roll to Praise Kek [18:12] "YEY!" [18:12] !roll d20 [18:12] 11 == 11 [18:12] YAY! CELEBRATION ORGY?! [18:12] !roll d20 [18:12] 9 == 9 [18:12] STOP [18:12] !roll d20 to PRAISE THE MIGHTY KEK! [18:12] 5 == 5 [18:12] Feldspar has successfully rolled a dubs [18:12] "...Or not..." [18:12] -shhh! we're stopped [18:13] In a cuh-razy event, the vortex switches! [18:13] I did? Where? [18:13] Kek has been thoroughly pleased! [18:13] You now wake up on the Beaches of the kingdom of Kek [18:13] [23:12:21] !roll d20 [18:13] [23:12:22] 11 == 11 [18:13] Roll for bullshit faggotry [18:13] !roll d20 to test luck [18:13] 1 == 1 [18:13] !roll 1d98 [18:13] 13 == 13 [18:13] [lel] [18:13] == Silver_Tongue [webchat@pool-71-187-193-22.nwrknj.fios.verizon.net] has joined #fourcannon-townsquare [18:13] !roll d20 [18:13] 12 == 12 [18:14] "did we rip off Princess Twilight's wings yet?" [18:14] (I'm back had to eat) [18:14] Silver's corpse is reanimated and is transported back to the Kingdom of Kek! [18:14] "Hey Silver! You're dead!" [18:14] "What did I miss guys?" [18:14] Ikea walks on, suddenly finding a door on the beach. What do you do? [18:14] "You died. [18:14] "No I'm not" [18:14] "Walk in' [18:14] I open the door, walk the dinosaur [18:14] !roll d20 for kek [18:14] You broke the dice, Silver." [18:14] !roll d20 for kek [18:14] 3 == 3 [18:14] 10 == 10 [18:14] [Stop guys, don't tell him, it'd be more entertaining [18:14] "If in dead how am I here?" [18:15] The door is closed! You can't walk in or do the dinosaur! [18:15] We're in the kingdom of Kek, it might be your afterlife [18:15] "You died earlier when you left. But now you're alive" [18:15] "You were reanimated." [18:15] !roll d20 to resurrect [18:15] 13 == 13 [18:15] Silver is re-resurrected [18:15] !roll d20 to UN-KILL SILVER [18:15] 14 == 14 [18:15] !roll d20 to open the door, get on the floor, do the dinosaur [18:15] 8 == 8 [18:15] The door is closed! You can't just open it! [18:15] !roll 1d42 to buck the door! [18:15] 38 == 38 [18:15] !roll d20 to summon the dead [18:15] 8 == 8 [18:16] Ikea bucks the door! [18:16] You know what happens? [18:16] !roll d20 to become Flying Spaghetti Monster [18:16] 17 == 17 [18:16] !roll d9001 [18:16]