~~Cerea > Cerea's been working out all day > You make her dinner while she's showering > She comes out wearing a bathrobe, blushes and feels bad that you cooked for her > You pat her on the head, tell her you even got a Carrot Cake for desert > Her stammering reaches critical mass > You take up her hand, squeeze it, and tell her to relax > She either faints, or pushes you up against a wall (and then faints)   ~~Mero > Mero invites you to go swimming > Up until now, you've found ways to avoid telling her you can't swim > No way to avoid it, so you show up and try to wing it > You start to drown, but she saves you > She chastises you, saying this isn't the kind of tragedy she wants > She gets you little ducky floaties, proceeds to teach you to doggy paddle > You feel emasculated, but she keeps encouraging you and telling you it's okay > You make her dinner later on > You completely forget it might be taboo to serve sushi to a Mermaid > She takes one look at her plate, then starts swooning over you   ~~Rachnee > You've been dating Rachnee for awhile > She's never fully let her guard down, still hung up about how she was treated by humans at first > You press on regardless, making sure to be comforting and loving > She invites you over one night > She tried to cook, but it's completely ruined > She squirms as you look at it, then starts to cry > She yells for you to just throw something at her already, and that she can't take it anymore > You hug her close, and tell her it will be okay > Her spider half subconsciously begins wrapping you up > She realizes this and stops, feels even worse > You tell her that she doesn't need to. You accept her for who and what she is > She says she doesn't believe you > Waterworks reaches critical mass > You kiss her > See that wall? Yeah, you're against it.   ~~Draco > You've been friends with Draco for awhile > Best wingman you've ever had > She never seems to mind when you go home with someone, even when she doesn't > One night, she invites you out to the hole in the wall where you two first met > You don't see her at first > You realize that the stunning girl in stockings and frilly dress is her > It hits you THEN that she was just trying to keep her precious friend happy by finding you women > Your stomach drops, and you feel horrid by the time you go to sit with her > You profusely apologize, hang your head > You hear her get up from the other side of the booth, and you think she's left > You suddenly feel her head resting on your shoulder, and one of her wings wrapping around you > She tells you, while stammering, that you're an idiot, but you're HER idiot. > You look down at Draco, barely holding back tears > She stares up at you, much the same > You share your first kiss > She pulls back and looks away while blushing > She mumbles something about being wishing she'd practiced more > You pull her closer, realizing that was probably her first kiss > She keeps mumbling to keep herself from freaking out completely > You kiss the top of her head, tell her that she doesn't have to push herself, and that you'll be ready when she is > She takes awhile to stop stammering, but eventually kisses you again > She apologizes again for not being good > You tell her that she's not good > She looks up at you, nearly crying > You tell her she's the best > You see that wall? Good thing it's just you two and the bartender there.   ~~Weresheep (Could be Yeti too) > Dead of winter, your heater breaks > Repairman can't be out there until the following afternoon > Return to bed, absolutely freezing > Finally grows too much to bear, so you call your Weresheep friend > Apologize for bothering her, but that your heater is broken > She cuts you off mid-sentence, insists on you coming over to her place > You trudge over, she greets you at the door > She stuffs you full of warm biscuits and hot cocoa > It starts getting late, you make to leave > She stop you, pulls you closer > She tries (and fails) to ask if you want to spend the night > Unlike 99% of Rom-Com protags, you realize what she's saying and pat her on the head > The two of you retire to her bed > She carefully strips you down to your underwear, then does likewise for herself > She pulls you close, enveloping you in her warm fur > Best sleep you've ever had > You wake up to her lazily grinding against you while half-asleep > You feel awkward, eventually prod her awake > She yawns, pulls you even closer > You both realize that you've been snowed in overnight > She sighs, then begins kissing your neck > She stops after a moment, and looks at you in shock > You blink, then kiss her forehead > She giggles, then goes back to her work > Rest of the day spent lazily making out and cuddling   ~~Werewolf > You're out on your daily walk through the woods > A werewolf suddenly tackles you from behind a tree > You pull yourself free, readying yourself for a fight > She says that she's been watching you for awhile, and that you will be hers no matter what > You lower your arms, straighten up, then walk over and rub behind her ears > Her tail starts wagging, but then she slaps your hand and backs away > She demands to know what you're doing > You grin, and tell her that you're just giving what she wanted > It takes her a moment, but then she realizes what you're implying > She can't stop sputtering, so you walk up and resume scratching > She finally squeaks that you're not fair. Meanwhile she's half-drooling and her tail has gone into overdrive > As you start walking back home with her in tow, you tell her that she really doesn't need to act like a dog around you > She pauses for a moment, then mumbles that she doesn't have a pack, hence why she's all alone > You turn, and pick her up in a princess carry > You tell her that you don't care, and that you can be her pack > You see that tree?   ~~Polt > You've been dating Polt for awhile > She's been working really hard to make sure her gym is perfect for all the other Monster-Human hybrids > You help out where you can: fetching supplies, installing equipment, the like. > At home, you two have a pretty serious D/S relationship > One day, a strange, unmarked box comes in for her right before close > You carry it to her without thinking > She goes crimson, snatches it away and starts asking if you looked inside > You tell her that you haven't, then she disappears > You shrug, go back to fixing a broken treadmill > She comes back ten minutes later, wearing a stunning red dress > She stammers that she got you both reservations at one of the fancy 5 star restaurants in town > She says that she had to special order a dress, since she's never worn one > You tell her that it's just missing one thing > She looks at you quizzically > You produce a simple metal collar > You offer it out, and ask if she will accept it > She starts to tear up, and gladly puts it on > You hug her, then go to change for Dinner > Dinner is amazing > She makes not-so-subtle hints about what's coming for you when you get home > End up needing to fix several drywalls and a bedpost > As you stare at the damage in the twilight, you look over your precious pet > She's curled up against your side, ears twitching and tail wagging > Occasionally, she paws at your side, growling at something in her dreams > Taking care not to wake her, you scratch her ears and knee/elbow fur just the way she likes it > Later on, you're woken by a loud yip > Polt's "running" next to you, arms and legs cycling in the air and sending the sheets flying > You sigh, then prod her awake > She comes around, then blushes and apologizes for making a mess of her master's bed > You pet her, then point to the dog bed you two usually reserve for punishment > Her ears flatten, but she goes over without complaint > You join her after a moment with the sheets she kicked off the bed > You have to add a dog bed to the list of things needing replacement   ~~Zombina > You've been dating Zombina for awhile > She's only recently moved in with you > You get home from work one day > There's a NERF gun taped to the door with a note > "Each hit is another 10 minutes of oral" > You spend the next 30 minutes in a frantic firefight with her > Neither of you land any hits, down to your last darts > Both of you in a mexican standoff > She fires before you can react > You blink, then smile and turn your gun on yourself > She stares at the two darts stuck to you, then stammers that if y-you wanted to l-lick it that bad... > You cut her off and push her against the wall > She needs to get new patches of skin here and there the next day   ~~Werecat > It's been a few months since you first "adopted" your werecat girlfriend > One day she locks herself in her room > She won't let you in, mewls about being sick > You eventually climb in through the window, since it's a one-story house > You're suddenly tackled by a furball > She is grinding hard against you, trying not to cry > She says she's in heat, and that she doesn't know what to do since it's the worst she's ever had > You reach up and pull her head down to nibble on her ear > You whisper that she can use you anyway she wants > You end up with several gashes from her claws all said and done > She licks them clean while purring softly > She ends up going into heat every other week after that   ~~Sahuagin > You moved to the Florida Everglades with your Sahuagin girlfriend > The marshes keep her positively happy, and she keeps your house safe from anything nasty > She never really speaks much, but you've started to notice a small grin when you praise her for the day's catch > In the hours after you make love to her, she always tells you how much she hates being "stuck" inside a shell > One day, you go to get a book on autism, since it's the closest thing that comes to mind > It's not much help, but you're able to get her to begin to express herself more and more > Several months pass > She doesn't return with the day's catch one night > You worry about her, end up trudging through the marsh in the dead of night > You get attacked by a crocodile, only to be saved by her > She bursts out into tears, and begins telling you how sorry she is for being a burden and being unable to communicate properly > You sigh, hug her close, and apologize for trying to change her > She shakes her head, and says she'll do anything for you > Neither of you leave the house for the next few days > Anon dies from feels   ~~Jinko > You're married off to a daughter of a Jinko clan as a matter of politics > Marriage isn't consummated, and she doesn't seem all that interested in ever doing so > You still strive to be a worthy husband by hunting, though you never are able to match her prowess > She doesn't ever seem to regard you as anything more than a mouth to feed > Months pass > She starts showing odd behavioral changes, like asking how your day was and how are you feeling > One night, she breaks into your room and pins you down > She stammers about deciding it is time to finally see what the fuss was about surrounding men > You realize that it's her first mating season around a man > You take hold of her paws gently, and tell her that you hope your body will be worthy of hers > She tears up, then proceeds to destroy your pelvis > Hard for you to walk for weeks > Each time you look at her, she blushes and fidgets, trying to suppress her urges > Once healed, you and her have sex thrice daily, if not more > She eventually gets pregnant > Sex decreases to twice daily > Jinko Daughteru is born > She's a rare white Jinko > Your family is elevated to god-like status among the Jinko clan > You live the rest of your life happy, occasionally stealing away with your wife to hunt and "hunt"   ~~Scylla > You're the captain of a merchant vessel > Your ship runs aground on a reef after a terrible storm > A scylla emerges after your crew tries for two days to free the ship > She offers to help, but only if you come with her > Like a good Captain, you agree to this to save your ship and your crew > She summons up several sea creatures, who promptly do as promised > You lower yourself overboard after naming your first officer the new captain and preventing the crew from attacking the Scylla > Your boat soon disappears over the horizon > The Scylla simply helps keep you afloat, waiting patiently > You eventually sigh, and tell her to get on with it > She frowns, but deftly leads you to an underwater cavern > The cavern is full of various riches and supplies, taken from shipwrecks over the years > The Scylla lets you look over this with wonder, then tells you quietly that it's yours and that you can go > She begins to slink away > You stop her, trying to figure out what mad game she's playing > She tells you she has no interest in a man that does not desire her > While she speaks, one of her tentacles easily crushes a chest nearby > Despite this, she does seem willing to keep her word about letting you go > You pick up a chest, only to look between it and her > You sigh, set down the chest, then walk over to her > You tell her that she is beautiful, but that you cannot love her at the drop of a hat > She perks up at this > She spends the weeks and months to come trying to be the best girlfriend and wife material possible by bringing in new treasures and supplies > It's hard for you to deny how hard she's working to win you over, especially when she could so easily rape you > Guilt eventually gets the better of you > You throw yourself before her one day, and beg her to let you please her > She is stunned for a moment, but begins crying > She wraps you up lovingly, and tells you that she's waited so long for this > You guess that you spend close to a day enveloped by her > From then on, you are never without a caring embrace, though circular welts sometimes crop up when you two cuddle for too long   ~~Beelzebub > You're having a cookout by yourself while out camping > Flies are becoming a problem/nuisance > Miraculously, they disappear after you start shouting in frustration > A large Beelzebub shows up and begins poking at your steaks > She asks if she can have some > You stare at her with contempt, but, considering how the meat was coated with flies moments earlier, you say yes > She happily eats it all up, then turns on you > You're forced against a tree, and made to orgasm several times > She leaves after licking your body and the grill clean > You vow to bring insect repellent on future trips   ~~Cyclops (ENCYCLOPEDIA VERSION) > You're a smith in a village that backs up to the mountains > A cyclops enters town one day, and immediately comes to your shop > Her anvil has split, and she needs a new one > She says she doesn't have much to offer, but would be in your eternal debt > Business has been slow, so you take her job without a second thought > She even helps you out, going so far as to do most of the difficult bits herself > When finished, the anvil seems to be practically made of black crystal > The cyclops blushes as she picks up the anvil as if it were nothing, and says that she would be happy to make you anything within her power > Having watched her technique, you ask instead to tutor under her > She positively beams, and you move to her abode within the mountains > A year passes, and you grow closer to her > Your smithing becomes the stuff oft talked of in legends > You decide to make her a ring one day, made of the purest metals and gems you've found over the past year > You realize, almost angrily about halfway through, that you've made the ring too small > There's not enough material to remake it, so you press on > You present the ring to your mistress, who practically picks you up in a great big hug > That night, after you consummate the marriage, she reveals that she had no need of a new anvil in the first place > You decide that you don't care   ~~Dragoness > You're a level 1 paladin, off to slay the monster that's been terrorizing a nearby farm > You track the monster to a cave high in the mountains > Inside is a black-scaled Dragoness sleeping atop her hoard > You gulp, but valiantly leap up and begin trying to attack her > Your sword does not even leave a mark on her scales, let alone her skin > Eventually, you grow tired, and give up your assault by collapsing to the floor > The Dragoness yawns, then asks why you stopped giving her a massage > You look up at her amazed, only to see she's shifted from a lizard to that of a humanoid woman > She briskly walks over, kneeling across from you > She asks why you've come, which you explain hesitantly > She laughs, then pats you on the top of the head > She says she'll let you go, but only if you bring her back a cow to eat > You can't really afford a cow, but you know that pissing off a Dragoness is a bad idea > You swear on your honor as a paladin that you will return > It takes a few days, but you do in fact return with a cow > She is there waiting, and asks what took you so long > When you tell her honestly that it is because you are poor, she frowns > She offers to pay you if you bring her some livestock every week > As it seems to be a good solution to keep her from stealing from nearby farms, you agree > You sell your armor and all other wordily possessions to afford some cows and pigs > The Dragoness begrudgingly helps you set up a sort of farm near the mountain pass that leads up to her cave > You begin leading animals up to her bi-weekly, which she pays for handsomely > Months pass, and her hoard dwindles > One day, she says she no longer has anything to pay you with, except her body > She seems extremely embarrassed, yet somehow as if this was her plan all along > At first you refuse, but, after she punches a hole in the wall, you accept > It turns out you're both virgins, and the first time is made even more awkward by her shifting back to full Dragon form mid-way through > Afterwards, she seems wholly attached to you, and won't let you leave her sight > She ends up moving down from her cave onto your farm > Though she claims it's a matter of honor to pay a debt, she willingly (and sometimes forcefully) has sex with you daily > Months pass > She gets pregnant, going into labor during the winter months > Daughteru is a grey, without any scales > Dragoness is worried, but is far too happy to have a child > You tell her you have something to show her > You take her to the barn and show her a hidden door to a basement > Her entire hoard is there in the warm room > She tackles you, and another daughteru (a Steel this time) is born months later > Your farm becomes legend, mostly for its quality meat > You guess that your wife is helping by giving the livestock some of her energy   ~~Grizzly > You're out camping by yourself, deep in the woods > There have been rumors a plenty of people, especially men, being attacked by wild animals > You think nothing of it, and enjoy the sunset playing across the treetops before going to sleep > You're woken up by something trying to get into your supply pack that is up in a nearby tree > It's a Grizzly, black in fur > She hasn't noticed you, seemingly absorbed by your pack > You remember that you brought along a jar of honey > Carefully, you walk out, and she eyes you warily > You pull down your pack, then offer out the jar > She takes it, places a paw inside, and has a few licks > Your vision begins to swim as she starts devouring the jar > Somehow you both end up going at it like animals > You wake up the next day in her cave > You end up teaching the Grizzly English, and building a cabin nearby   ~~Kikimora > You inherit a mansion from your departed grandfather > For awhile, it is extremely difficult to maintain such a large estate by yourself > One day, a strange maid shows up at your door and offers her services for free > She's an extremely diligent worker, yet something is off about her > She always knows how best to welcome you when you come home, and exactly what you want to eat/drink around meal time > An aura of grace follows her around, which just makes you feel guilty for thinking of her in a lewd manner > Eventually it grows too much to bear > You confront her, stammering, and ask if she would like to become more than just your maid > She positively glows, as if nothing could ever make her happier > Nothing else happens that night, but you go to sleep positively ecstatic > You are woken up by something working your shaft > It's the maid, more beautiful than you ever thought possible > You think to object, but something about the way she's mouthing 'cum for me' with each stroke makes you change your mind > It's not long before you're having sex with her multiple times daily, often in the middle of her cleaning > She always is there for you, and never once complains > A part of you begins to gnaw at your heart > You eventually sneak away one day, and buy her a ring > When you return home, she looks positively worried until you propose > She practically pounces you right there   ~~Dark Matter > You're a level 1 warrior, traveling with your cleric companion > She's a great healer, though you don't understand her obsession with white robes > One day you're both attempting to eliminate a cult > Just when you think you've won, some cultists snatch your companion away > You're unable to catch up to them before they disappear through a portal > The portal vanishes, and you lack the knowledge to reopen it > Angry and hurt, you fall into a depression and wander about the nearby mountains > You weren't amazingly close to your companion, but she was still a good friend. You think it's all your fault that she's dead > You finally give up and throw yourself from the cliffs, closing your eyes on the way down > The ground never comes, but the wind wiping by you stops > You open your eyes > You've landed on a dark ball of energy, being ridden by your companion > She's missing most of her beloved robes, and tendrils of darkness coil about her from the orb > She's panting and staring at you with half-lidded eyes > The pair of you begin descending to the ground proper in an awkward silence > Finally at the ground, she begins crying > She tells you about how the cultists took her to a similar ball of dark energy > Her voice drops to a mumbling stammer, but it's not hard to gather your chaste companion was violated > When she awoke, the other orb and the cultists were gone > All she could think about was you, and not just how worried you might be about her > Waterworks reach critical mass as the tendrils constraining her tighten > She begs you to kill her or run away before she loses what little self-control she has left > You think about it for a moment, and decide to stay > She breaks down further, saying it isn't right how lewd and unbecoming are her feelings and desires are towards you > You sigh and hug her, telling her it's alright > *Insert copious amounts of sex here* > You wake up > The land around you has changed. It's more demonic and monsters of all sorts are flying around overhead > Your companion is asleep next to you on her orb, mumbling your name while drooling   ~~Angel (D&D-themed) > You're a level 2 paladin of Lastai > Though she's not exactly a well-known or worshiped goddess, you follow her all the same > You end up losing your vision in battle against a cult > As it's hard to adventure when one is blind, you hang up your sword and begin a monastery just outside of town > A few people visit at first, but soon the only visitors are wild animals looking for meals > You remain positive best you can, though some days are harder than others > One day, a woman comes to your door, asking if she might spend the night > Though most of your guest rooms have fallen into disrepair, you happily invite her in and begin preparing her a meal > Over dinner, she asks all about Lastai and why you've chosen a life of isolation > You answer her honestly, saying that it's your love for Lastai that gives you strength, even when the world is unbearable > She grows silent, to the point where you're not sure whether she's even there anymore > You hear her get up, walk over, and then feel her hands on the sides of your forehead > She tells you that you've been wronged, and she'd like to try and help you > Suddenly, your vision is restored > Before you is Lastai herself, complete in her entire angelic glory > You immediately try to kneel/bow, but she stops you > She says that you're her last follower, and that she'd rather not be thought of as a goddess anymore > Instead, she'd like to experience a mortal life, with you   ~~Unicorn > You've been engaged to a Unicorn for awhile > The wedding is just around the corner > So far, the lewdest thing you've done with her is hold hands and whisper sweet nothings > In the days leading up to the wedding, you start to get notes from her > They're very detailed outlines of exactly how she wants to ravage you during that special night > When you try to ask her about the notes, she gets flustered and won't say a word > The big day is finally here > You're both the happiest you've ever been > You finally get back to your room with her > She immediately starts stammering and apologizing for her notes > She wrote them because she couldn't stand having these pent up feelings, but she's scared of actually going through with them > She's worried that you think she's some depraved slut > You hug her and tell her it's alright, that you'll explore both your sexualities at her pace > Her hoof starts pawing at the ground, and her tail wags > She meekly asks to try giving you oral > You giggle, and pat her on the head while complementing her boldness > She goes crimson, and "forces" you down on the bed > It's sloppy, but you can tell she's trying really hard and is doing her best > You tell her to turn around, and that it's her turn > She nearly faints just from thinking about you licking her, but does as you ask > Her front legs collapse beneath her as you start to work > She quickly cums, shivering all the while > Once recovered, she squeaks that she'd like more > She's positively dripping by now > You point this out, and she hiccups > You find yourself being pushed down again as she grinds against you > She's apologizing profusely all the while, but she's smiling > Tears of joy are falling from her face, since she's finally able to be with her beloved > You spend the rest of the night having the slowest, most vanilla sex possible > Neither of you want it to stop, but your bodies simply give out > You end up falling against one another, panting and sweaty > She pulls you even closer, and nibbles your ear > She whispers that she actually would like to try following one of those notes tomorrow > You smile, and tell her that wouldn't be very "pure" of her > She giggles weakly, and flicks your nose > Both of you drift off to sleep not soon after   ~~Slimegirl > You're a college student living out of an apartment just off campus > One night you miss the bus, and it's absolutely pouring > As you're walking home, you pass by several ponds > Something catches your eye, and you go to inspect it > It's a bucket with a bunch of slime inside > As you stare, a face tries to form, only for the rain to cause it to deform and melt > It gurgles, "H-H-Help M-m-m-eee" > You consider running away, but that feels wrong > You pick up the bucket and hold it close while you run the rest of the way home > You go to pour out the bucket's contents into your tub > A slimegirl forms from it after a few minutes, utterly drained of energy > She finally notices you, and thanks you before starting to cry > Apparently, her last "friend" got fed up with her and tried to dispose of her > You feel awful, and not just because you're soaking wet > You try to comfort her, but nothing's working > Shivering, you go to use the guest bathroom and to change clothes > When you finish, you find your new guest waiting for you, kneeling on the foot of your bed > She asks, rather upset, if she did something wrong > You again try to find out what's going on > That "friend?" He was using her only for sex, rather abusively too, to the point where she knew nothing else > You feel even worse, and try to explain to her that what she's experienced isn't normal > It takes a few hours, but she finally starts to see the light > She still isn't convinced though, but you're able to get her to relax in the guest room > You tell her just to take it easy, and to do whatever she wants > She's absolutely confused by this, but does as you say > A few days pass, and her mood has improved > She's still doesn't quite understand why you haven't had sex with her yet, but she's happy all the same > You continue your efforts to undo the damage, though it's clear it will take some time > Weeks pass, and exams end > You're finally off for a week, with nothing to do but lounge about the apartment > Your slimegirl guest seems ecstatic when you tell her this > Turns out she wants to make a pillow fort and have you read to her > You agree warmly and readily, though you ask where she got such an idea > She mumbles something about seeing it in one of your books > It turns out she's been reading to try and be smarter for you > After you make a wonderful fort, she gives you a book > It's a classic prince-saves-princess novel > She leans against your chest while you read > Midway through, she looks up and asks if she can be your princess > You tell her that she can be whatever she wants, that you'll like her all the same > She starts to cry, and envelops you in a hug > You comfort her best you can, eventually calming her down > She ends up forming a little crown to sit atop her head before falling asleep in your arms > You yourself wake up a few hours later > Slimegirl isn't with you in the fort, and you hear the water running in the bathroom > You run in, thinking something's wrong > She's preparing a bath for you, and you realize that it's about that time when you take one everyday > You tell her that she didn't need to go to all the effort > She smiles, and tells you that it's for her sake too > You notice that she's only filled the tub about a quarter of the way > She gets in, and allows herself to "dissolve" enough that only her upper chest up is formed > You stand confused and aroused at the slime bath before you > She places a hand over where a heart usually is, and tells you that she really needs some nutrients > It takes you a moment, but it hits you that she hasn't really eaten or asked for anything in the time she's been here > She chokes back some tears, and tells you that you don't have to let her take them from you if you don't want > You sigh, and begin to strip before quickly slipping into her/the tub > It's as if the liquid itself is undulating around you, pulling and working every part of your submerged body > She's surprised at first, but quickly becomes overjoyed as she slowly pulls what she needs from you > Her color strengthens, and her viscosity increases as time passes > You feel like you've just sat in a sauna, all said and done > You go to get out > She pulls you back into her, and whispers, "Thank you, I-I lov..." > You tell her that you know, and that you feel the same > You lean in to kiss her > You mouth passes through hers at first, as she wasn't ready for it > She quickly makes up for lost ground, even going so far as taking the lead of the tongue waltz > All the while, the slime enveloping you begins a different sort of undulation - one focused on pure pleasure > You pull back, and tell her she doesn't need to do this > She tells you, "I know"