>Day Crotch-Titties in Equestria
>You, Big Mac and Doctor Hooves all stand together outside of the clock shop.
>Every so often, you gather in a huddle and murmur secretive things together.
>This is the Bust Stop.
>Today, being an exceptionally fine day, shows more and more mares come out to stroll around Ponyville.
>This makes the meeting better.
>Suddenly, there is a flash of cyan from a nearby cloud and Rainbow Dash lands next to you.
>RD ‘Hey bro. What are you colts doing here?’
>Doctor ‘This is a meeting of stallions, where we admire mares.’
>RD ‘huh?’
‘We are looking at the breasts of the mares.’
>Mac ‘Eeyup.’
>RD ‘Eh…cool. Mind if I join? I love to ogle mares on my day off.’
>That’s right. Her nickname around town in Rainbow Dyke. Explains why she never gave in to your advances.
‘Sure, why not.’
>The four of you stand there, and notice Twilight walking down the lane with a book floating next to her.
>RD ‘Woah, check out the rack on Twi. I’d love to do nasty things to her.’
‘Rainbow, this isn’t how our club operates.’
>RD ‘What?! You are all staring at tits. At least I’m willing to go have a crack at her.’
>You pick Rainbow up, and bring her to your eye level.
‘This is a Bust Stop, not some wayward Titty Stand. Be gone with you, filthy wench.’
>You throw Rainbow Dyke into the clouds above, before joining back into the discussion over who looks better despite age.
>Doc ‘I’d say Mrs. Cake.’
>Mac ‘Eeyup.’
‘I do concur, but Mayor Mare does come in at a close second.’
>Today was a dapper day.