>Man, are you tired as hell
>You had a one too many mugs of cider last night
>Thank god, it’s a weekend otherwise you’d be late for work
>You’re also pretty limited on clothes so you’ve been sleeping in the nude
>It’s really cold inside your small home
>Best to just stay in your nice warm bed
>You bury your head into the supple pillow
>It’s so comfortable
>You’re happy right where you are
>Smells really nice too
>Like honey, and even some lavender
>That’s strange you don’t ever remember your pillow smelling so nice
>You nuzzle farther into the pillow
>There’s a new feeling soft like satin
>Brushing your face
>Heheh
>Kind of tickles
>It’s waking you up, so you slowly move your head away
>The new location is even softer
>This feather pillow is wonderful
>Wait….
>You don’t have a feather pillow
>Your eyes shoot open
>Fluttershy is pressed against you snoozing away
>She has a small innocent smile on her face
>Her hooves are wrapped around you
>There’s nothing in the way of your flesh and her soft coat
>The warm velvety texture puts you at ease
>But you know what she’s doing
>What she is planning
>You try to focus, but you’re already drifting off to sleep
>Her breezy tails runs across your thigh, and that sobers you up
>You jump out of bed, and gasp
“FLUTTERSHY!”
>She lets out a startled yelp, and hides under the bed
>”Um! Anon! I’m sorry, I just-“
“What are you doing here?!”
>”I was just going to do your laundry.”
>Today is laundry day
>You’ve always been lazy about doing laundry
>One day you caught her rubbing her moistness inside your hamper
>She decided to make up by doing your laundry once a week
>Unfortunately a few articles of clothing have disappeared over time
>Probably why you’re sleeping nude these days
“Uh huh….”
>Fluttershy rubs the ground with her hoof
>”And….and I wanted to get a head start.”
“I’m supposed to invite you in, that’s still breaking into my house!”
>The demure pony whimpers and hangs her head
>But then she gives you an affectionate smile
>”When I arrived I saw you there…”
>A blush begins to form on her face
>”Sleeping so innocently, and I couldn’t help but join you.”
“I was naked, and that’s creepy.”
>Fluttershy seems confused
>”Your clothes aren’t so important Anon. You don’t have to impress anyp0ny by wearing them every day.”
>Fluttershy nods matter-of-factly
>”Y-you’re wonderful just the way you are.”
>Give her a blank stare
“Are you going to do my laundry or not?”
>Yellow Quiet gasps a little
>”Of course! I’m sorry! I’ll do it right away!”
>Yellow Quiet flies over to the hamper
>She gives a deep sniff, and lets out a content sigh
>”Don’t worry Anon, I’ll take good care of those ‘lucky boxers’.”
>She then takes the hamper into her mouth, and flies downstairs
“Yeah sure, whatever.”
>You say absent mindedly as you open your drawer
>It’s empty
>You only own one pair of clothes, and Fluttershy is just now taking off with it
“GOD.DAMN. IT!”
>Why did you let her keep some of your clothes after every laundry day?
>Eeeeew she probably got off with all those clothes
>But now you’re naked!
>You look out of your window
>It’s not even the morning anymore
>Ponyville is bustling with activity
>Fluttershy is nowhere in sight
>Gulp
>Well, no one has seen you naked
>You had hoped to keep it that way
>But it seems like you’re going to have to go out there
>All because you were too lazy to do your own laundry
>Fucking Laundry Day
 
>You slowly step outside of your house
>There’s a nearby bush
>Jump into it
>No one seems to notice you
>Good
>The bush wasn’t very rooted at all
>You were able to hide and carry it with you
>Once you arrive at the first alleyway you throw it off
>It’s much slower to the outskirts of Ponyville through the alleyways
 >But you’ll be out of sight
>No one will see you
>Hear you
>Or suspect you
>”Yep! Just the two of us being super sneaky spies!”
“HOLYSHITWHERETHEFUCKDIDYOUCOMEFROM?”
>Pinkie Pie seems unfazed by your outburst
>She is crouched beside you as the two of you turn a corner in an alleyway
>”I thought we were playing spies.”
“No, I’m trying not to be seen.”
>”Why?”
>Pinkie Pie rubs her chin
>”Is it because you’re part of a conspiracy to overthrow Equestria?”
>What?
“No!”
>Groan
“I’m….naked.”
>You cover your crotch
>Pinkie gasps
>”Oh wow! I’ve never seen you without clothes!”
>The hyperactive mare takes a good long hard look at you
“Why don’t you take a picture? It’ll last longer.”
>Before you know it a bright flash invades your eyes
“Agh!”
>Pinkie Pie puts away the camera back into her….
>Pockets?
>Who knows?
>She then starts brushing up against you
>Her fluffy tail tickles you
“Stop! What are you doing?”
>”I wanted to know what you feel like!”
>She nuzzles your neck
“Well, you can stop! This is bad touch territory!”
>”Oh…”
>Pinkie smiles sheepishly
>She’s almost as bad as Fluttershy when it comes to “personal space”
>Maybe if you say “ponysonal” space
>Okay, that’s just stupid
>You move on ahead, but Pinkie Pie follows
>”So what happened to your clothes?”
“Fluttershy happened.”
>”Garbage day?”
“Nope, laundry day.”
>Pinkie Pie seems to suddenly understand
>”Why don’t you just get Rarity to make you some new clothes?”
“She’s all bitchy over my ‘uncouth treatment of clothes’.”
>Pinkie Pie hops around you
>”Wait! Maybe I can help?”
>Yes by going away
>Sigh
“Pinkie…you can help by staying out of this.”
>She cocks her head
>”Why? Are you trying to get out of this pickle by yourself?”
>Roll your eyes
“No, Pinkie. I want you to alert the whole town over this problem, and somehow get me a hundred pair of new clothes by tomorrow.”
>Pinkie Pie seems shocked, and begins to ponder you words
>However you’ve already left her in the dust
>That mare ‘aint right
 
>You arrive at Fluttershy’s cottage shortly afterward
>About to knock on the door
>There’s a chuckling sound above you
>Look upward
“Rainbow Dash, how long have you been following me?”
>”As soon as you and Pinkie Pie started playing spies.”
>Dash gets a mischievous smile
>”But I see what you’re trying to pull, pal.”
“What are you talking about?”
>”Going without clothes, sneaking around, ditching Pinkie…”
>Dash’s grin widens
>”Then you arrive at Fluttershy’s house.”
>Oh hell no….
“It’s not what it looks like Dash!”
>Rainbow Dash somehow manages to get an even wider smile
>”Go get her Anon.”
“Aaargh!”
>You run into the cottage, and slam the door behind you
>What awaits you is a sight that horrifies you
>Only the dead can know peace from this evil
>A family of rabbits nesting inside one of your old shirts
>The fuzzballs are chewing on them
>You shoo them away
>The shirt has a very musky hay scent
>Oh god, you can feel her dried up juices!
>It’s completely ruined
>A pair of dogs are playing tug of war with one of your boxers
>Not your lucky ones, but it’s still an awful sight
>They’re easily torn to shreds
>You were at least hoping she would take care of them!
>On a chair there is a pair of pants
>It seems largely untouched
>You attempt to pick it up, but then hear a loud hissing noise
>A snake wriggles out of the top of it
>It nips your hand, and you withdraw
>Fucking trouser snakes
>Unfortunately snakes that live primarily in legwear are a thing in Equestria
>You hear moaning upstairs
>Fucking Fluttershy
>Time to confront this yellow slut
 
>You stomp your way up the stairs
>Kick open the door
>Fluttershy is on her bed inserting your shirt into her sopping wet cunt
>She looks surprised to see you
>But not fearful
>Almost smug
>”Oh my, Anon~. You look so handsome today.”
>She says this in an obviously practiced seductive voice
“Cut the crap, I’m here for my clothes!”
>Fluttershy pouts
>”Be polite mister. I’m doing us both a favor…”
“What do you mean, ‘favor’?”
>Fluttershy smiles sweetly
>”Well, I’ve always had problems getting these clothes off of you.”
>Very true
>When she’s come close to raping you, your clothes were there to hinder her
>Or at least delay her
>”Now, not only have you come to me….”
>She squees
>”There’s nothing in the way of our love!”
“No! I want my damn clothes, back! Especially my lucky boxers!”
>Fluttershy giggles
>”Oh, you mean these?”
>She takes the shirt out of her cunt and moans lustily
>Then from under her bed she puts on your pair of lucky boxers
>They are way too big for her
>Fluttershy presents herself with the boxers up to her tail
>”C-come and get it big boy.”
>You turn around and see Angel blocking the entrance
>Right, like this is going to get you to fuck Fluttershy
>Approach her
>She wiggles her behind at you
>You smack it
>She squeaks in surprise and delight
>Lead her on
>Her tail begins brushing your legs, and even brushes across your crotch
>You shiver
>Then in one quick motion you pull the boxers off of her
>Well, almost
>It’s still stuck on one hoof
>Yellow pone is tugging back with all her might
>Before you can change your strategy it tears
>You fall to your knees
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
>Fluttershy pats your head
>”It’s for the best, and now for some hot monkey dick!”
>She attempts to pounce, but you dodge it
>Jump over angel
>Need to wear some clothes
>See pair of pants
>Put it on
>Wait….
>Oh no
>You stand still, and a cold, scaly, writhing is felt along your thighs
>Ah shit
>Fluttershy catches up with you
>”Anon, silly, th-those pants aren’t going to protect you forever.”
“Fluttershy it’s best if you don’t mess with the pants…”
>You shudder as the writhing continues
>Lucky you haven’t been bitten on the dick
>”Oh? Whys that?”
“There’s a snake in my trousers.”
>Fluttershy blushes
>”How naughty, let’s say hello~.”
>Oh boy
>She unzips it with her teeth
>The snake lashes out and bites her muzzle
>”EEEEP!”
>You zip up your pants as the snake is ejected
>Sprint out of the cottage
>Great, you got one pair of pants out of this
>Turns out laundry day was ploy so you would end up
>Fucking Fluttershy
 
>It’s been one day since laundry day
>You’ve hold yourself up in your house
>Trying to accept that you may go the rest of your life naked
>Or at least mostly naked
>There’s a knock on your door
>Fluttershy is hanging her head
>”Anon….I’m sorry.”
>”I can see that you value your clothes very much.”
>She gulps
>”That’s why I’m here to return your clothes.”
“Really?”
>She nods
>From out of her saddlebags she produces
>One sock….
“Thank you, and….”
>Fluttershy smiles weakly
>”That’s all?”
“WHAT?”
>”Please don’t be mad at me! I threw away all the others, they were all ruined.”
>Take the sock
“Yeah, thanks.”
>About to slam the door on her
>Pinkie Pie’s hoof stops it
>”Hey buddy ol’ pal!”
>She motions you slightly to the left
>”Look what I haaaaave~.”
“Oh my god….”
>Half the town is lined up, and bringing you boxes of clothes
>Clothes that fit you it seems
>”We all got together, and ordered clothes for you.”
“How many? This is amazing!”
>”One hundred!”
>Whoa
“Um, that’s expensive how did you convince the entire town to contribute?”
>Pinkie Pie giggles
>”Easy!”
>She produces a newspaper
>Your heart sinks
>There’s several pictures of you naked
>Including one with Fluttershy and you in the bedroom
>How’d she get this one?
>Looks like it’s from a window….
>Fucking Dash
>Worst of all
>The headline
>It reads: “SUPPORT THE NEWLY ENGAGED COUPLE!”
>It seems your nemesis was reading it as well
>Fluttershy squees, and tackle hugs you
“Wait noooooooooooooooo!”
>Pinkie Pie laughs
>”Well, if you two aren’t engaged it seems we’re going to have to return all these clothes.”
“B-b-but!”
>You shudder
>It looks like if you want to keep the clothes you’ll have to be
>Fucking Fluttershy
>If not, you’ll be mostly naked and naked for the rest of your life
>All thanks to
>Fucking Pinkie Pie!
(Anon chooses whatever you want him to choose)