>Walking around Ponyville >Selling chocolate with Fluttershy >Because... >...... >........ >It's a long story.... >You both approach the door >Knock on it >Lyra answers Hello would you like to buy some chocolate? >Lyra frowns >"Did you just say....chocolate?" >Fluttershy nods >"Um with or without nuts...." >Lyra doesn't respond I need the bits to avoid her fetish guessing >"And I need the bits to fund my fetish guessing." >Lyra is foaming at the mouth >"Chocolate?!" >"CHOCOLAAAATE!" >"CHOCOLAAAAATE!" >You jump on Fluttershy's back >"Oh my~ Anon." >You slap her ass and she runs off with a squeak >Lyra chases after you two >Luckily you lost Lyra after a few minutes >You're about to get off of Fluttershy's back >"No! Anon stay please!" I'm going to crush your back at this point... >"But it's making me wet." >You get off of her Now's not the time for that crap. We need to sell all this fucking chocolate Pinkie forced on us. >You two haven't really had much luck >Fluttershy is bad at trying to make sales >And no one wants to buy from you, because fuck you We need to find some way to appeal to the customer. >Fluttershy ponders this >"Oh!" >"I know something I find really appealing, they'll be sure to buy the chocolate!" Great! >You go to a random house >Knock on the door >Some old mare looks at you >"What do you two want?" >Fluttershy speaks up >"Um m-ma'am we have a special surprise for you!" >"Chocolate!" >The old mare is about to close the door >"B-b-but wait there's more!" >Fluttershy uses her teeth to pull down your pants and boxers >"If you buy our chocolate you can touch hot monkey dick!" >The old mare slams the door >Glare >"Well I found it appealing...." >Fucking Fluttershy >Some time later >Knock on another door >Some middle aged stallion Would you like to buy some chocolate. >"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm" >"Is it good?" It's chocolate >"But is it good?" Yes >"Do you know that?" >God damn it >While you're playing twenty questions Fluttershy is staring at your crotch >She blushes and slowly approaches it >Fluttershy begins nuzzling it and her muzzle and mane press up warmly against you >You notice, and want to glare but you're in a conversation with this guy >He clears his throat >"I hear chocolate is bad for you." In *ah~* moderation it's okay. >"I hate milk chocolate." >You wince and grimace between each word We *sssss* have dark chocolate. >Fluttershy begins using her wings to pet your boner >She gives it a kiss >Her mane is pressed up against your crotch and she's drooling and moaning GOD DAMN IT WILL YOU STOP THAT?! >The stallion gasps >"Well buck you too buddy!" >He slams the door on you >"S-sorry I couldn't help myself...." >Fucking Fluttershy >Knock on the library door >Wait it's a library >Spike answers it >"You know you two can come in right?" Yeah, but we're here to sell chocolate. >Spike perks up >"Sure I love chocolate!" >FINALLY! >Fluttershy frowns >"Twilight said you're not supposed to have too many sweets Spike...." >Whisper to Fluttershy Don't screw this up for us... >You turn to Spike How much do you want? >"All of it!" >Hell yeah! Sure thing! >"No! You're going to get a tummy ache!" >"If you're going to be so irresponsible you get no chocolate mister!" >WHAT?! >No! >Spike growls and slams the door >Turn to Fluttershy You really suck you know that? >"Is that your fetish Anon?" No.... >"Well there's only one way to find out..." >She pounces you into a bush >Begins to feel you up Stop! >"Sucking you off might be your fetish!" It's not! >Before she can go any further... >"CHOCOLAAAAAATE!" >"CHOCOLAAAAATE!" >Fluttershy gets up, and motions to her back >You hop on and get out of there >Also.... >Fucking Fluttershy >There's benefits to Fluttershy loving you in a creepy and rapey way >When she's not trying to rape you or guess your fetish she's doing nice things for you >She bought you lunch >You're both munching on some fries and shakes going over your game plan I don't know Fluttershy this whole chocolate selling thing has been a bust. >Sigh It's just fucking chocolate too, and they're like real cheap. Everyone's got to be a critic or something... >Fluttershy pats your hand reassuringly >"If you were to sell me chocolate I would buy all of it." Only because you want to fuck me though... >"Well not just that, I love you." Yeah, whatever. We need ideas to sell all of this chocolate. >"How about we get naked!" You're already naked >"But you're not..." You just want to see me naked don't you... >"...*squeak* yes..." >Shake your head >See an ad for Celestia's musk. Hey isn't that the perfume you always wear? >She nods The ad says that it makes you irresistible and you'll get all the stallions. >She smiles Well, I haven't fucked you yet..... >She hangs her head Maybe we can sell by making shit up like the perfume ads do. >Fluttershy gasps >"B-b-b-but that's bad!" Ugh, if you go along with me I'll.....dry hump you for five seconds. >Her wings shoot out instantly >She's drooling >"Deal!" >You follow Fluttershy to an alleyway >You press your crotch up against her tail >Start dry humping her >1 >2 >3 >4 >5 Done. >Your pants are all ready soaking wet and Fluttershy is oozing juices It was only five seconds...fucks sake >"Oh Anon! That was great! I can't wait for the real thing!" You're implying you'll get the real thing... >She gets bedroom eyes and giggles >Ignore it Time to sell some chocolate >Knock on a door >It's Mr.Waddle You'll stop being old. >He buys ten >Really? >Fluttershy knocks on the next one >Some random mare >"Oh um...hi....if you um buy our chocolate your wishes will come true...." >The mare raises an eyebrow >"If that's true then how come Anon hasn't given you the monkey dick yet?" >Shit >You walk behind Fluttershy >Dry hump her again >The mare perks up >"I'll take 20!" >Move on to the next sucker >Knock on the door If you buy our chocolate you'll get to cum inside your favorite pony! >"Woohoo! Rainbow Dash here I cum!" >He took 50 chocolates >Soon you're making sales left and right   It'll do something related to apples >"I'll take 5 sugarcube."   >"It'll uuum make you assertive?" >"Iron Will, must test this for himself!" >"...I'll take 10."   You'll stop being such a bitch >"I'll take 30...you dick..."   >"It'll help you guess your lovers fetish!" >"What's Anon's fetish?" .....Um chocolate >"Sure I'll take a few." >They buy some chocolate and close the door >Fluttershy is rubbing the chocolate all over herself What the hell are you doing?! >"But you said-" It's not my fetish! >Fucking Fluttershy >You've sold about half of the chocolates >The two of you have tons of bits now >Pinkie jumps out at you Aaah! >"Hey silly fillies!" >"You know the deal, I supplied the chocolate and get all of the profits from the first half of the chocolate supply!" I don't remember that, and that means you get all the bits we made so far! >"Yep!" Screw that! You dumped all this stuff on us anyway! >"Um Anon....I think it may be too late..." >You check the bits you made >They're gone and so is Pinkie FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU >10 minutes later UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! >Fluttershy is flinching and whimpering >After she sees you are calmed down she approaches you >She nuzzles your waist >"Well, you still have something." What? >"You have my love." >She coos happily >You push her away >Before you can shoot down Fluttershy's hopes and dreams for a relationship you're interrupted by.... >"CHOCOLAAAAAATE!" >That >"CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!" >You don't even get on Fluttershy's back this time >You both run for it >It's no use >Lyra is tracking your every move >You put on disguises >She puts on a disguise that fools you and breaks your disguises >You two hide under a tree >She's waiting for you in the branches >Soon you're on the outskirts of Ponyville >You trip over Fluttershy >Fluttershy blushes at you >"Oh Anon...how romantic...<3" Now's not the time >It's too late Lyra is standing over the both of you >Shit >"I've been trying to catch you and your best friend all day!" She's not my- >Pinkie zips by >Cupcake in your mouth >What the hell? >Spit it out >Lyra gets an unsettling grin >You hold Fluttershy closely >She holds you >"Now that I have you right where I want you...." You'd like to buy all our chocolate? >She suddenly gets a normal smile >"No, I was gonna do that but then I saw Fluttershy's offer about hot monkey dick!" So you're just trying to rape me? >"Who said it had to be rape?" >Fluttershy frowns in thought >"Is a threesome with Lyra and I...." >Lyra adds >"With chocolate!" >"With chocolate....your fetish?" Nope >Fluttershy looks sad >Lyra gets that unsettling smile >"He's never tried it before, it just might be his fetish..." >Fluttershy's wings shoot out >Fuck this >Run for it >"Um Anon, wait come back!" >Fluttershy flies after you >Lyra is hopping after you >They both chase you into the sunset >Fucking Fluttershy >Fucking Lyra