>You’re chillaxing at your home when suddenly….
>Knock on the door
>Groan
>She’ll never learn
>You walk over to the door
>Swing it open
>Butterfly butt has a sandwich
>You want to get this over with so you eat it
>Wait a minute…
>Too late!
>She squees at you and gives you a smug smile
>You feel like a complete dumbass as your vision blurs
>Fluttershy strokes your face as you fade from consciousness
>”M-my precious…”
>You awaken in a dark room
>Dark enough that you can’t see shit
>You groan, and stand up
>Hey, your clothes are still on
>You wave your arms, no restraints either
>This is unexpected
>You were thinking you’d wake up nude and covered in horse juices
>Maybe because she couldn’t undress you
>You see a small black box on the ground
>You open it up to see a fancy ring
>Is this what you think it is?
>Oh well, you’re not staying around long enough to find out
>But not before putting it in your pocket, it could be worth some bits
>You begin to walk in a random direction, hopefully towards the exit, when you hear heavy breathing
“Fluttershy?”
>Silence
>Move towards the breathing
>A yellow blur jumps at you
>You dodge and cry out in shock
“What the hell are you doing?”
>Yellow Quiet grins creepily and approaches you
>”Are riddles your fetish, my precious?”
“No, what kind of fetish is that?”
>You sigh, and expect her to leave you alone but she gets closer
>”Oh, you’re just hiding it!”
>Sigh
>You would leave but it’s extremely dark in here and you can only see her
>Hmmmmm
“Okay then, how about we have a game of riddles?”
>Fluttershy looks truly excited about this, she flaps her wings excitedly
“If I win you must show me the way out.”
>She pouts a little but then puts on a smile that rustles you
>The weirdo turns her head and speaks to herself
>”And if he loses, then we ruts him!”
>She cackles a bit, and turns to you
>”If precious loses then we ruts him whole.”
>Her tail lifts and she does the pony equivalent of suggestive eyebrows
>Facepalm
>”Fair enough….”
>Fluttershy bites her lip and slowly approaches as she begins her riddle
>”You stick your poles inside of me….”
>She blushes
>”You tie me down to get me up~.”
>She pants and gets closer
>”I get wet before you do! What am I?”
>Her hoof reaches for your chest
“Hey! Let me answer!”
>You push her away
>”Okay, but if it asks and it doesn’t answer….”
>She turns around and winks at you
>Shudder
>The answer comes to you
“A tent.”
>Fluttershy looks confused, and then thinks about it for a moment
>”Y-you win this round precious…”
>This should stump her
“I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?”
>You wait for her to think it over, but you realize she was too busy staring at your crotch
“Fluttershy….”
>”Oh!”
>She scrunches her face pondering it
>You’ve got her
>She keeps staring back at your crotch but that isn’t the answer
“Ready to show me the way out?”
>She shakes her head and scrunches her face harder
>Then she cries out happily
>”Hot m- I mean chewing gum!”
>Shit!
>You thought you had her!
>She repeats the answer a few times
>”Chewing gum! Chewing gum!”
>When she notices your leer she hides behind her mane and whispers
>”chewing gum….”
>Then she gives you a surprisingly confident look
>”What has 40 teeth and holds back a… monster?”
>That….that’s a good one
>You pace the room for a couple seconds
>Teeth….
>Monster…
>Huh…
>Fluttershy notices you’re not getting any closer to answering the riddle
>She approaches with bedroom eyes
>A wing brushes your cheek, and a tail caresses your crotch
>You shudder, and wonder if she could even undress you with a zipper in the way
>Wait teeth….
>Zipper
>Monster?
>You realize that was just a way to say dick
>Roll your eyes
>”A zipper!”
>You push her away, much to her disappointment
>Fluttershy was getting annoyed, and also tired of the game
>It had made her very horny indeed
>She sat down in the dark by you
>”It’s got to ask us a quesstion, my preciouss, yes, yess, yesss. Jusst one more quesstion to guess, yes, yess.”
>But you simply could not think of any question with that yellow, fuzzy, shy thing sitting next to you, nuzzling and rubbing you
>You scratched yourself, you pinched yourself
>Still, you could think of nothing
>”Ask us! Ask us!”
>You pinched yourself, and even felt your pocket
>Oh yeah that ring, you’re still wondering why it is here
>Thinking aloud you say
“What have I got in my pocket?”
>”Not fair! It isn’t fair, to ask us what it’s got in its little pocketses?”
>May as well use this as your riddle
>You repeat your question
“What have I got in my pocket?”
>She pouts but then relents
>”Give us three guesses…”
>Shrug 
“Okay.”
>Fluttershy puts a hoof to her thoughtfully
>”Handses!”
“Nope.”
>She let out a hiss
>What is she? A snake?
>She gets more frantic
>”Lint? Is it lint?!”
>You grin
“Wrong again, Mellow Yellow!”
>Cross your arms
“One more guess!”
>Fluttershy stomped her hoof and shut her eyes in a frustrated manner
>She was afraid to use up her last guess
“Times up!”
>Quickly she squeaked out
>”String! Or nothing!”
“Both wrong”
>You stand up tall
>Fluttershy does not seem satisfied
“Show me the way out now….”
>She frowns and looks around
>”But! But…first we need to show you s-something.”
“Why?”
>”It’s important!”
>She hovers to someplace
>Then she gasps
>”Where is it!? The engagement ring was supposed to be here!”
>Fluttershy grumbles
>Oh so that’s what it is..
>Fluttershy goes back to you, but this time she has >rape in her eyes
>”What has it got in its pocketses?!”
>She licks her lips
>It seems like she wants to find out for herself as she pounces you
>Shit
>Her marshmallow hooves just rub on you though as she tries to undress you
>She opens her mouth, most likely to use her teeth, but you roll off and away
>You feel around for an exit and find one, with Fluttershy in hot pursuit
>You put on the ring and throw the empty box at her
>She gasps and opens the box
>But you are already gone
>She actually smiles that the box is empty
>”Anon! We loves you! LOVES YOU! FOREVER!”
>You shudder as the shed you escaped disappears on the horizon
>You don’t stop running
>But it’s hard to do with this boner
>Because riddles really are...
>You put on a pair of shades
>An unexpected fetish...