>Hanging out with Fluttershy >You two hang out because no one else is your friend, and she's nice to you when she isn't trying to have sex with you >You're enjoying tea with her when she excuses herself suddenly >She comes back a few seconds later wearing socks >They're long pink fuzzy socks >You get a boner Ummmm what is this? >"Are socks your fetish mister?" N-no... >She smiles sweetly >Oh no >Her wings extend and her tail flicks to the side >She lifts a covered hoof and displays it to you >You're blushing >"I think it's your fetish..." >Fluttershy gets closer >"D-don't hold back, think of this as the start of the love and pleasure we're going share..." It's not my fetish >She pulls up a sock >You hide your boner Okay you caught me >She squees But I'm not going to have sex with you, you're a pony. And I don't want you to win... >"But it's n-not about winning Anon....I love you and I know your fetish now." Nope, too bad >You pick her up You know the drill, window time. And think of this as the start of no more fetishes! >"But it's my house, Anon." >You throw her out the window anyway >You go up to her bedroom and fap onto her sheets >Don't clean it up >That'll teach her for finally guessing your fetish >Fucking Fluttershy >1 day later >Knock on your door >Answer it and it's Fluttershy with socks >She's biting her lip and giving you a sultry look Stop it's giving me a boner. The answer is still no. >She nuzzles your crotch and runs a sock covered hoof along your thigh NO!!! >She jumps back in surprise If you keep doing this I'm going to keep leaving cum on your sheets. >"But I like it when you cum on my sheets...." Fine I'll cum on Angel or something... >She blushes and her tail lifts >"Oh my." Okay you weirdo, I'll cum inside one of your friends like Rainbow Dash! >She frowns >"You said you don't like ponies, mister." I don't, it's a sarcastic statement. Besides I'll cum on you then... >"Yes mister! Especially if that's another fetish of-" >Slam the door >Turn around >Rainbow Dash Rainbow Dash what are you doing here? >"You said you would um...." No go home Dash.... >You open the door and push her out >... >You're not sure how long you can resist Fluttersocks >Another day passes >You're walking around Ponyville because why not >A rainbow streak zooms towards you >It's Rainbow Dash and she lands >She strikes a dramatic pose >She's wearing...rainbow socks >Your trouser snake stands at attention If I can resist Fluttershy when she finds my fetish, what makes you think it'll work on me? >"I just need to be more forceful with you, and then you'll embrace it." I've also avoided rape from Fluttershy >"I'm not Fluttershy." >She has a point brain >Oh fuck >You need a plan and fast Hey Rainbow Dash it's Spitroast! >"Who?" I mean Spitfire! >"Where?!" >You point to a cloud >She rushes to it >Gotta go fast >You run all the way to the outskirts of Ponyville >At least you're safe now >Hear flapping of wings >Oh shit >Divebomb'd by Rainbow >She begins to tug on your shirt >Now would be a good time to be saved >"Rainbow Dash! Leave Anon alone!" >Fluttershy?! >She tackles Dash off of you >"He's my love and I found his fetish!" >Dash scoffs >"I'm just doing what you do, but better!" >They get into a fight >You take this opportunity to run >After running for a while you notice a tear in your shirt >Better get this fixed >Your number of clothes is limited so it's best to keep them in good condition >You stop by Carousel Boutique >Rarity is there....wearing socks Rarity why are you wearing socks? >She smiles >"Well Fluttershy ordered an astounding number of them." >"She is very dedicated to you." Oh so she told you my fetish?! Who else did she tell?! >Rarity gets a confused look >"She just said this was for you, not that it was yout fetish...." >She then bites her lip >Ah shit >"Darling, I've always wanted to try something more...exotic." No >"I am you mistress you will not turn me down!" Why couldn't the women on Earth be like this? >She ignores that comment and uses her magic to bind you with fabric >Rarity pulls off your clothes slowly >"Oh you are a gem~" >She shows you her socks >Instant boner >So this is it >Raped by Rarity... >You frown >And fart in protest >Rarity gasps >"Oh how filthy! Get out Anon! I will not be so intimate with...with somep0ny so uncouth!" >That was easy >She doesn't repair your shirt >Oh well, you're really wondering what is up with everyone today >You need to talk to someone with common sense... >Twilight! >Of course >You head over to the library only to be picked up into the air >Fuck >You're on the back of Fluttershy >Rainbow Dash is beside her >They're on a cloud Okay um I thought you two were catfighting or something. >Rainbow Dash gets a smug look >"Well, after we experiment you're all hers." No >Fluttershy whimpers >"But Anon, we're on a cloud and you have to st-stay on us or...*squeak*" >Rainbow Dash adds >"If you don't want to be dropped then...." Do it >They weren't expecting that >Fluttershy squeaks again >"A-anon I love you and I could never hurt you...." >Rainbow Dash puts a hoof to her chin >"Well if you want to leave without jumping off you need to have sex with us...." >You look to them >They smile warmly >You look to the ground Later fuckers >You jump >Okay maybe this was a bad idea >You don't break anyway bones but it hurts like hell OOOOOW! >You look to see the Library >That was convenient >You run inside as you hear the two panicking outside >Inb4 Twilight has socks >You see Twilight with socks Okay....why? >Twilight looks curious >"Huh?" >She notices you staring at her socks >And your boner >"Fluttershy gave them to me, she said it would condition you for inter species relationships." Lemme guess, for science? >She nods >With more enthusiasm than necessary you note I need to stop this. Your friends need help. I understand Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, because we all know Pegasi are sick human fetishists or something. But Rarity?! Come on. >Your trip to Cloudsdale was brutal >You nearly got raped 20 times >Canterlot was nowhere near that bad >You only almost got raped twice there >Twilight laughs >"Well what do you want me to do about?" The same thing you always do, wave your magic horn or get the Princess to. >Twilight shakes her head >"But we need to condition you-" Twilight, how about I sneak into your bedroom every night and cum on your sheets? In the name of science of course. Wouldn't that be great? >Her eyes widen >"I'll get right on it. One letter to Celestia coming right up." >You smile >Works every time >You exit the Library >Only to get lasso'd >Fucks sake Applejack I notice you're wearing socks and that arouses me. >She grins But why are you doing this? What's your stupid excuse? >"Sugarcube I don't need an excuse I just want to fuck." >Well at least she's honest I was half expecting it to be apple related. >Applejack chuckles >"Just keep givin' me that smart mouth you perty monkey boy." Okay, oranges are better. You sleep with Big Mac. Applebloom is actually your incest baby. Um also apples are gay or something. >"Can't hear ya, I'm just distracted by that hot monkey dick." >What? >Notice she undressed you and is rubbing your manhood with her socks God damn it >You're out in public >Where is everyone? Someone help! >Apple in your mouth Mmmmph! Mmmmmph! >She drags you into an alleyway >You look around in panic >Applejack licks her lips >"Anon since I'm doing your sock fetish I hope you don't mind my fetish..." >She balances a jar of applesauce on a hoof >Applejack has the rape-iest rapeface you've ever seen >You spit out the apple I do mind >"Well, I did say 'hope' sugarcube." Fuck you >"Oh you will..." >Who can save you now? >What is she going to do with that jar of applesauce? >Who are you asking these questions to? Applejack I'm going to pee on you >She ignores you and begins grinding against you >"Yeeeehaaaaw! Let's get this rodeo started!" Seriously, ask Rarity I farted >Still grinding against you >She's getting wet >You kick at her >"I like it rough Anon." Gonna pee >She rubs her socks all over you Aaaaa~ I mean! No! >She moves in for a kiss >You bite her muzzle >"Still like it rough Anon Unf!" I don't care, if I enter into that nasty horsevag of yours I'm flooding the cave. >She frowns >"I guess I better start with the applesauce jar early..." >What >"Open up that butt Anon, this stuff is goin' all over ya and then the jars going in your hole!" What kind of fetish is that?! >Lost your boner >"It's an apple family tradition!" That explains a lot. >You pee on her >"Aaaaaaagh!" >She moves off of you Told you >You run with the rope tied around your torso and arms >You look to the left to see the rest of the mane six approaching you >Sunbutt better hurry up >Also you're extremely hard right now >Look at all the socks! >"What game is this?!" >Pinkie asks her friends >Fluttershy frowns >"It's my passionate quest for Anon's heart and fetish...not a game." >You're glad Pinkie Pie doesn't seem to want to rape you >Cause she could >Somehow she always knows what she's doing Pinkie go home! They're all trying to force me into sex by exploiting my fetish and tying me up! >She giggles >"Hot monkey dick? Why didn't you all say so?" >She shows you her socks >FUCK! >You run and they all give chase >Okay one of them was bad enough >But all of them?! >Maybe toilet behavior will save you again? >You call behind you What if I pooped? >Rarity gasps >Applejack shudders >Fluttershy blushes but nods >Pinkie laughs >Twilight takes notes >Dash gives you a "Do it faggot" look >They all wait with bated breaths >But you've already left >They'll spend some time searching for you >Because you've arrived at the schoolhouse >Surely they won't try anything in front of the children? >You enter the schoolhouse >Cheerilee is teaching her class about sex ed Of course she would be right? >Cheerilee looks at you >"Just the human I was looking for!" >She walks over to you with socks on Fluttershy gave them to you? >She nods To condition me? >She nods again Please take them off >"But it's a perfect demonstration for the kids" Yeah something is in the water in Ponyville today... >She positions her marehood to you >"Cmon let's 'educate'!" >The CMC get out of their seats >"Can we play that game too?" >"Pleeeeaaaase?" >Sweetie Belle squeaks >Somewhere Sla- a certain person is jizzing themselves Well....this has been an eye opening experience I think I better leave... >You turn to the door only to be surrounded by the Mane Six >Hurry up Celestia >...You may have to summon her the old fashion way >You clear your throat >You point at Applejack Okay we got AJ >Point at Twilight Purple stuff >Point a Fluttershy Fluttershy... >You say the next thing more loudly Sunny Delight! >You'll try Sunny Delight >A bright flash invades everyone's vision >Celestia appears looking all regal and shit Your subjects need help >"Do not worry Anon I will take care of everything" Good >You cross your arms smugly >Her horn glows I have no idea what's going to happen, but you can all go to- >You look around >You're in the royal bedchambers hell? >You laugh nervously Well, thanks for getting me out of there..I'll just head home >Turn around but run into her chest >"I am afraid that my sister would like to see you first..." >Luna is on the bed wearing socks Luna? Why? >"Oh fair Anon, we gave Fluttershy the idea to find thy fetish with socks." Okay....thanks a lot by the way that ruined my morning. >"It is also our fetish Anon...." Still declining >She magics you over to the bed Ah shit. >Luna begins to lick you all over >She takes off your socks and puts longer socks on you >She is rubbing her socks on your thighs >You're hard >Celestia is standing beside you two Um, this is bad enough your highness...can you go? >She grins >She whispers in your ear >"You asked for Sunny Delight." >"You're getting Sunny Delight." >You scream >On that day you became a royal horsefucker >It was megaradical >End     Context to SunnyD stuff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjgLb0HJ3VE Do you even '90s?