>Day I never counted in Equestria
>wake up, shower, shit, shave
>Go to kitchen and take out many ingredients and food items to cook breakfast.
>Hear a knock on the door
>Ignore it.
>Fluttershy lets herself in anyway
>"I'm very hungry"
I don't care Fluttershy.
>She doesn't respond and sits down at the table
>"Give me the salt"
>Decide to humor her and give her the salt shaker.
>"nom hom"
>She eats the salt shaker, the whole damn thing.
"Fluttershy what the h-"
>"Give me the butter"
Whatever this is it's not my fetish.
>"Give me the butter"
>Give her a bowl of carrots
>She violently smacks the bowl into a wall
>"No! I don't want that!"
"What the ever loving fuck! It's time you leave."
>Pick her up and begin to escort her out
>She struggles and knocks you down
>"Give me the penis"
>She begins fumbling with your pants
>Kick her off of you and pick her up again
"No."
>Look her squarely in the eyes
"I don't want that."
>Throw her out the window
>Hungry Pumkin is not your fetish