> Twilight went and got all the ponies to come outside.
> What the hell, there are all colors of ponies here.
> Even a rainbow one.
> Wait, is she flying?
“HOLY CRAP, A FLYING PONY!”
> You quickly turn to Twilight for answers and then you see a little horn on her head.
“WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE YOU A UNICORN?!”
> Your jimmies are at maximum rustle.
> You faint.
 
> You wake up a few minutes later and you see a yellow pony right above you.
> She’s floating.
> What.
> You faint again.
 
> You awake, again, and it seems you’re in a wood building.
> How did you get here?
> You then realize you’re on the floor.
“Ew, Ew, Ew, EW! Why am I on the floor?!”
> You quickly stand up, but you hit your head on the roof.
> You fall back down and start to go back to dreamland again..
> ”Nonononononononono! You must have a concussion! Stay awake!”
> You feel like your body is covered in heat and you see a purple aura surrounding you.
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> That feel doesn’t last long because you are then violently shaken back and forth.
> The. worst. possible. thing.
> You faint.. AGAIN.
 
> You wake up.
> Where are you?
> More importantly, who are you?
> Also, why is there a pony standing above you with a worried look?
> Can ponies even have worried looks?
> You ponder this as a splitting headache knocks unconscious.