>Song Parodies in Equestria
>You are Anon
>You sit in Ponyville's only bar, The Cider Barrel
>You were just fired from your job at Sweet Apple Acres, but that didn't keep you from drinking
>At least you had Rainbow Dash to go home to
>God you love that mare
>As you finish a mug of cider, you hear the door open behind you
>You know who it is, but you don't turn around
"I never thought I'd see the day that an Element of Harmony came into this bar."
>Fluttershy sits on the barstool next to you
>"A-actually, I didn't come to d-drink. I'm a p-performer."
>You laugh at her, the smell of cider on your breath making her cringe, then turn to the bartender
"Bluey, she fuckin' serious?"
>Bluey nods as he refills your mug
>This makes you laugh again, and you turn back to Fluttershy
"You know, I was plannin' on leaving-"
>You lean over to Bluey
"-Rainbow's been in the mood, if you know what I mean-"
>You nudge him with your elbow and turn back to Flutters
"-But now I gotta see this."
>A stallion trots up and taps her on the shoulder, motioning to the stage
>"O-oh, ok. I have to go get ready."
>Fluttershy follows the stallion and you turn back to Bluey
>"You know she tries so hard to get with you. Why'd you never give her a chance?"
>You roll your eyes
"Pfft, my dad always said, 'Never stick your dick in crazy' and besides, I'm with Rainbow Dash now."
 
>You are Fluttershy
>It may have cost a lot, but you got Bon Poni to help you win over Anon
>You stand on the stage as the curtains open
>Jon Bon Poni looks over at you and winks, then the band starts playing
>You see Anon's eyes widen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk
 
>"Once upon a time"
>"Not so long ago"
 
>"Anon used to work on the farm"
>"Flutters keeps on guessin"
>"Try to find his fetish...it's tough, so tough"
>"Rainbow works the weather all day"
>"Working for her man, she brings home her pay"
>"For love - for love"
 
>"She says we've got to hold on, she'll give up"
>"'Cause it doesn't make a difference if she guesses or not"
>"We've got each other and that's a lot"
>"For love - we'll give it a shot"
 
"Whooah, I've almost got it"
"Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
"I bet it's scat, I'll try that tomorrow"
"Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
 
>"Anon's got his hot monkey dock"
>"Now he's holdin' in when he used to make it buck - so tough, it's tough"
>"Rainbow dreams of flyin' away"
>"When she cries in the night"
>"Anon whispers baby it's okay, someday"
 
>"We've got to hold, she'll give up"
>"'Cause it doesn't make a difference if she guesses or not"
>"We've got each other and that's a lot"
>"For love - we'll give it a shot"
 
"Whooah, I've almost got it"
"Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
"I bet it's foals, I'll try that tomorrow"
"Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
 
>"We've got to hold on ready or not"
>"You live for the dock when it's all that you've got!"
 
"Whooah, I've almost got it"
"Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
"I bet it's futa, I'll try that tomorrow"
"Whooah, What is Anon's fetish?"
 
>You are Anon
>And holy fuck that brings you back
>You lost your virginity to that song, and Fluttershy had the gall to turn it into...filth
>How dare she?
>Despite the rage coursing through your veins, you keep a relaxed visage
>You calmly stand, walk up to the stage, and cunt punt Fluttershy into a wall
>You shake Bon Poni's hoof then leave the bar
>You decide to let out your anger by
>Fucking Rainbow Dash