>Day One-Shot in Equestria
>You know damn well who you are
>You wake up to a yellow ass in your face
>You inhale deeply
"Ahh, butterscotch. Getting an early start today, huh Fluttershy?" you ask the mare
>Fluttershy turns around, her face now inches from yours, and nods
>You smile and scratch behind her ear
"Alright Flutters, what've you got for me today?" you ask as you stand and open a window
>You love the morning air
>She jumps from your bed and opens a bag
>"Well Anon, today I've got pegging, is that your fetish?" she pulls a massive dildo from the bag
>The names "Homewrecker" and "Ponetanic" run through your mind
>You laugh and shake your head
"No Fluttershy, but that's a good guess." you tell her
>Her pouty look forces a d'aww from you
>You scoop her up into your arms with a wide smile
"You know Fluttershy, I really enjoy your company in the morning."
>She smiles in joyous bliss
>"Really Anon?"
>Your smile instantly drops into a frown
"No."
>You throw Fluttershy out the window
>She flew like a brick
>You shut it and go downstairs
"Bitch didn't even let me have my coffee."
>You pour a cup of fresh, hot coffee
>It was delicious