>Minty fresh in Equestria
>You are Anon, the only human in this god-forsaken world
>You've dreaded this day for weeks, but it's finally here
>Time to go to the dentist
>You wake up to the sound of your alarm singing the song of its people
>With a swing of your fist, the alarm is silenced and you begin the morning routine
>Perform the Triple S
>Shave, shower, shit
>...wait, that's not right...
>Shower, shit, shave?
>...something's still off...
"Why do I have to shit so much?"
>You finally perfect the routine and head downstairs for breakfast
>Before you can open the fridge, a knock at the door grabs your attention
>You think out loud as you lumber over to the door, preparing yourself for the fetish of the day
"Boy, I wonder who that could be!"
>You fake enthusiasm as you pry open the door, revealing Fluttershy
"Oh, it's Fluttershy!I never would have guessed! What brings you here today, Flutters?"
>Her smile shows that your sarcasm flew right over her head
>"W-well Anon, I wanted t-to know if your fetish was i-insan-"
"Nope."
>"B-b-but-"
"No, Fluttershy, you already tried that."
>She lowers her head in disappointment and lets out a sigh
>"Oh well, m-maybe tomorrow."
>You pat her on the head as you stroll out the door, completely forgetting breakfast
>Checking your watch, you note that your appointment time is drawing near
>Your leisurely stroll turns into a jog as you enter the town
>Can't be late, or Colgate will have your ass
>Literally. Last year, she threatened to mount it over her fireplace
>Colgate's office comes into sight and you let out a sigh of relief
>You're not gonna be late, so your ass is safe
>"Anonymous, so good to see you, darling!"
>Oh god no
>Not Rarity
>Just keep walking, maybe you can get past her and make it to Colgate
>The marshmallow pony steps in front of you, stopping you in your tracks
>Damnit, you can never seem to end conversations with her
"Oh, hey Rarity."
>"I know you heard me calling you, Anonymous. It's rude to ignore a lady."
>You groan and pinch the bridge of your nose
>You don't have time for this!
"Uh, Rarity, I really don't have time to talk right n-"
>"Nonsense, darling, I'm sure whatever plans you have can wait."
>You glance at your watch, then back up at Rarity
>Despite your obvious rush, she seems to care only about gossiping with you
>Some bullshit about Twilight whipping Spike
>As kinky as that sounds, you start to slowly inch away from her, towards Colgate's office
>Just a little more, and you're home free
>Rarity covers her eyes dramatically, giving you your chance to escape
>You make a mad dash towards the front door, hoping to whatever god that you make it in time
>Your fingers brush the doorknob, but you freeze before you can grasp it
"No!"
>You cry out as you're lifted into the air by a purple aura
>"Anon, just the human I was looking for!"
>You let out a groan as you're turned to face Twilight Sparkle
>She smiles awkwardly at you, not saying a word
>You stare with the intensity of the sun, your frustration clearly showing
>A bead of sweat rolls down Twilight's face as she continues smiling
>"I-I gotta go...library...stove on..."
>The magical glow fades, lowering you to the ground as Twilight runs away
>She's cute, but awkward as fuck
>Returning to the task at hand, you spin around and sprint for the door, flinging it open to find Colgate staring out at you
>"You're late."
>Your pupils shrink to pinpricks as you realize what's going to happen
"N-now Colgate, we can work this out..."
>You back out of the doorway as Colgate slowly steps toward you
"Come on, Colgate, take it easy. I'll do anything, just don't cut off my ass!"
>Colgate pauses, a smirk coming to her lips
>"Anything?"
>You see where this is going, and you don't know if you like it
>With a sigh, you nod
"Yes...anything."
 
20 MINUTES LATER
>As you lay in Colgate's bed, the sleeping mare pressed up against your chest, you think about what just happened
>You never thought the best sex of your life would come from your dentist
>You may have been late to your appointment, but at least you're now minty fresh
>And you're not...
>Fucking Fluttershy