>Day Interrogation in Equestria
>You are Anon
>You wake up, but immediately regret opening your eyes
>Your head is throbbing, the pain forcing a groan from you
"Ohh... Jesus, how hard did I party last night?"
>Ok, let's assess the situation: you're obviously hung-over and you seem to be sitting in a chair
>You try to rub your temples, but your hands are stopped by something
"What the...?"
>Shackles around your wrists keep you chained to a table in front of you
>Toughing it out, you open your eyes and examine the room you sit in
>A single light bulb hangs from the ceiling, casting a small circle of light around you
>The rest of the room is pitch black
>Wait a minute, you've seen this before
"Whatever this is, I didn't do anything." you call out
>A door slams open in front of you, light pouring into the room
>You try to shield your eyes and the silhouettes of a unicorn and a pegasus appear in the doorway
"Hey whatever this is, I—"
>"Shut up." a gruff voice interrupts you
>The door closes and the mysterious figures step into the light
>The unicorn, a blue pony with a buzzed, mohawk-like mane, steps forward and drops a folder onto the table
>"Alright monkey, here's what's gonna go down. You're gonna confess to what you did, and I won't have to beat you five ways to Sunday."
>Huh, he sounds like Ron Pearlman
"What the hell are you talking about?! I didn't do anything!" you nearly shout
>He punches you with magic and slams his hooves down on the table
>"WE KNOW YOU DID IT, FESS UP!" he shouts
>God damn he hit hard, you think your nose might be bleeding
>The pegasus, a tan pony with a shaggy, brown mane, grabs him and pulls him back
>"Woah, woah, calm down. That's not gonna get us anywhere."
>Of course, this one just HAD to sound like Owen Wilson
>The pegasus pulls up a chair and sits across from you
>"So—Anon, right?— here's what happened, Anon."
>He picks up the manilla folder and opens it
>"Fluttershy, The Element of Kindness, was found dead, murdered, and you're the only suspect."
>This catches you by surprise but you don't let it show, keeping a calm expression
"Let me guess, this is some kind of fetish guess, am I right? Fluttershy hired you two, right?"
>They look at each other, then back at you
>The pegasus speaks up
>"Fluttershy's dead, Anon. You killed her. Why do you think we're here?"
>You're starting to get annoyed
"Yeah, of course and—"
>"Anon..."
>He sets the open folder down and you stop
>Inside is pictures of Fluttershy, throat cut and laying in a pool of blood, your shoe-prints leading away from the body
>The reality of the situation hits you like an angry, retarded linebacker
>She's dead...she's really dead...
>You regain your composure, you manage to stammer out a few words
"Oh god...I-I never wanted this...sure she was annoying, but I...I'd never do this."
>You never wanted her dead
>She may have tried to rape you, but she was the one who found you
>She was one of your only friends in this world
>You drop your head into your hands
>Tears start to build up in your eyes
"She can't be dead..."
>You look up to the two ponies, anger replacing the sadness
"Someone is framing me. I'd never kill her." you say
>The unicorn steps forward
>"And what makes you say that? You clearly killed her."
"You don't KILL the people you love!" you emphasize the word kill
>Your head drops again
"You just can't..."
>A tear rolls down your cheek
>The unicorn clears his throat and the room is lit up
>"Alright Mr. Anon, I think we're done here."
>The two ponies turn and start to head for the door
>You look up as they leave
"S-so I'm free to go?" you ask
>The pegasus laughs
>"Hell no! We're done, but she's about to get started."
"She?" you ask confused
>As soon as the door is opened the two are bowled over by a yellow and pink blur
>Your eyes widen and you shout
"BRACE FOR IMPACT!"
>The yellow blur smashes into you, knocking the chair over and breaking your shackles
>"Oh Anon, I knew you loved me! Now you can move in and—"
"Wait, what?" is all you can say
>Processing...
>Fluttershy=Alive?
"FLUTTERSHY?!" you shout and wrap her in a bear hug
>She hugs back and you both remain silent
"You may have gone a bit too far." you whisper
>"But at least I got you to say you love me." she whispers back
>You push Flutters off of you and stand, then start walking towards the door
>"Anon? Where are you going?"
"Nope." is all you respond with
>You exit the interrogation room and find the unicorn that punched you
"Mind if I borrow this?"
>You take the gun from his belt and turn back to the interrogation room
>The unicorn and pegasus watch as you walk back into the room
>A moment of silence passes
>They both jump as gunshots ring out
>You walk out of the room smiling, blood splattered against your shirt and face
>You hold out your wrists
"Looks like you guys caught me!"
 
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