"My name is Cordan the hedgehog. I can fight five Cordans at once and I can masturbate in two seconds, WAY faster than any other faggots ever. I'm the best. I'm really fast and faster than everyone who ever thought they were decent." - Swift M0nkey
 
Came from an "edgy contest"
 
"Hi my name is Cordan the hedgehog. I can cut through time with my foam swords. Who needs muscles when I can swing foam swords. Everyone, including my faggot dad, could never beat me."
 
Sent to me while playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R
 
http://i.imgur.com/HJWD7JX.png Beautiful art by Swift