>Day Gryphons in Equestria
>You are Anon
>Wake up and perform the morning routine
>Shit, shower and shave
>Head downstairs and prepare breakfast
>Any minute now, Fluttershy will knock on the door
>...Any minute now...
>Huh, she must've given up
>You reach for the milk to pour over your cereal, but you feel nothing
"No milk? Son of a..."
>A primal rage wells up inside you
"KHAAAAAAN!"
>Guess that means you gotta go into town
>You put on your stompin' boots and head out the door
>You immediately run into Pinkie
"Oh hey Pink-"
>"Nonny!Comeonthere'safightinthe-"
>You put a finger to her lips and she shuts up
"Again, and slower this time."
>She takes a deep breath repeats herself
>"Nonny! Come on, there's a fight in the market and we need your help!"
>You nod your head and she takes off like a shot
>As you jog toward the market, a crowd of ponies comes into view
>You push your way through the crowd but stop when you see the "fighters"
>Fluttershy is pinned to the ground by some kind of half-lion half-eagle thing
>If what Twilight told you is correct, that thing is a gryphon
>You look on as the gryphon holds down a bawling Fluttershy and boasts to the crowd
>"You see what happens when a wimpy little dweeb like that bumps into me?"
>She may have been annoying, but you can't stand to see anyone cry
>You shout at the gryphon as you burst from the crowd
"Hey you overgrown turkey!"
>The gryphon whips around to face you just as you dive and tackle her
>She lets out a surprised squawk and you both go tumbling
 
>You are Fluttershy
>You knew Anon cared about you!
>Why else would he come and save you?
>Thank Celestia your hero came to save you, who knows what Gilda would've done if he hadn't?
>You crawl to the edge of the crowd and stand to watch Anon fight for you
>You silently cheer him on as he and Gilda roll on the ground, exchanging blows
>Gilda's claws prove to be dangerous as Anon's shirt is torn off
"O-oh my..."
>You're sure the fight is over when your hero pins Gilda to the ground by her neck
>You feel your wings shoot out to the side when you see Anon's muscular body glistening with sweat
>He brings his fist back, but freezes before delivering the killing blow
>Wait, why isn't he killing her?
>What's he doing?!
>Anon suddenly bends down and locks lips with Gilda, drawing a collective gasp from the crowd
>He stands, still locked in the passionate kiss, and carries Gilda towards his home
>Your jaw drops as you try to comprehend what's happening
Uh, Brain? What the hell is this?
>From what I can tell, they're about to fuck.
I see. Thanks Brain.
>The crowd cheers as Anon kicks open his front door
 
>You are Anon
>You lay in your bed, Gilda asleep beside you, and bask in the afterglow of rough sex
>You smile and bring your hands up behind your head
"Well Anon, you finally cracked."
"You're an animal fucker."
>Gilda rolls over, her head now resting on your chest
>Now that you think about it, none of this would have happened if not for
>Fucking Fluttershy