>Day "Fetishes" in Equestria
>You wake up and discover a new addition to the sacred morning ritual as you flop down the stairs and faceplant onto the hardwood floors
>Your legs seem to be on strike today
>It was okay though, you took the pain like a man
"WAAAAAHAHAHA! MOMMY, I TRIPPED AND FELL!"
>Alpha as fuck
>You proceed with your morning routine of the 'Triple S', hold the 'S'
>Your beard is the only manly thing about you
>You take a peek at your watch
"Almost 8:30 already? Oh boy, oh boy oh boy!"
>The highlight of your day was fast approaching
>Every day, the yellow p0ny Fluttershy would try, and ultimately fail, to get in your pants by guessing your fetish
>Little did she know, that the act of guessing your fetish Was your fetish!
>You shake with excitement as the yellow mare walks down the path to your door
>You put on your best poker face and try to look grumpy as fuck
>Before she even has a chance to knock, you fling open the door
"Hey I'm Grump!"
>Fluttershy looks at you as if you were crazy
>What the fuck?
>Did you seriously just say that?
>"W-what?" She manages to stutter out
"Nevermind, what is it today, Flutterstutter?"
>Fluttershy's face brightens
>"I'm sure I've got your fetish this time!" she states proudly
>You highly doubt it
>"Is your fetish me guessing your fetish?"
"No Flut-wait what?"
>A shocked expression is splayed across your face
>God damn, she actually got it
>You poker face so hard, you seem to completely erase the features off your head
"N-no Flu-Fluttershy. I-it isn't."
>A single bead of sweat rolls down your face as Fluttershy narrows her eyes at you
>You slam the door in her face, and rush to your bedroom at the speed of [spoiler]KENYANS[/spoiler]
>The resulting fap is as powerful as Mute-Anon is sad
>It's a good thing you weren't...
>Fucking Fluttershy
 
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