>Day "Democracy" in Equestria
>You are Anon, the only American in this god-forsaken universe
>You wake up and commence your morning routine
>Shit, shower, shave
>After shaving, you head downstairs and admire your most recent project
>For the last few weeks, you've been buying knitting supplies from Rarity
>And all those "bits" were well spent
>You stand in front of your, now completed, American flag. The first in Equestria
>You don your Navy dress blues and march out the door, flag neatly folded in your hands
>As you approach the flag pole you constructed, you imagine this is how Buzz Aldrin felt, being the first man to raise the flag on a different planet
>The flag reaches the peak of the pole, and you salute
Damn, if that ain't beautiful, I don't know what is.
>The sun peaks over the horizon and a tear streaks down your face from the sheer patriotism of it
>You notice the yellow menace trotting towards your house
>You decide to save her the trouble of knocking and approach her
>"Good morning Anon! What's that?" she asks, staring at your flag
>You scowl as if she just called French fries "chips"
That, my dear Fluttershy, is the symbol of democracy. The ultimate sign of freedom.
>You spend the next hour explaining the wonders of American democracy
>You finish and notice that the rest of the mane 6 have gathered around for story time
>Twilight speaks up "Well Anon, that's all well and good, but we don't have democracy here."
>You stare her in the eyes and kneel down to her level
>Your face inches from hers, you whisper
I'm going to change that.
>Flight of the Valkyries starts to play from unseen speakers
>Dozens of helicopters descend from above the clouds
>The doors of the first one open to reveal the pilots as Ronald Reagan and Hulk Hogan
>You wave your hand at the technological marvel
This is the power of democracy!
>You jump in the helicopter
Next stop, Canterlot!
>You rise into the air as the p0nies below stare with dropped jaws
>You, Reagan, Hogan, and the U.S. Military proceeded to overthrow Celestia with your superior military technology
>They surrendered immediately after your "display of power"
>You really just nuked the changeling hive
>From that day on, an American flag flew over Canterlot.
>You sigh contentedly as you sit on Celestia's throne
Damn it feels good to be American.
 
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