>Day Miners in Equestria
>You are Anon, Human Extraordinaire
>You are awoken by a stream of sunlight assaulting you through your window
>You groggily rise from your bed, eyes welded shut by sleep
>You rise from your bed and shuffle to the bathroom to commence your morning routine
>Shit, shower, but don't shave
>Your stubble is the key to your gruff appearance
>You go to the kitchen and pour a bowl of cereal, expecting your morning visitor
>Your breakfast goes uninterrupted
>Strange, Fluttershy usually knocks in the middle of your meal
>You grab your hard-hat and pickaxe as you approach your front door
>You stop dead in your tracks when you glance out the window
>A green abomination, standing on four pointed legs and with a monstrous frown stands outside your door
>You remain silent, until you hear the sound every miner dreads
>"Ssssss-"
>Your pupils shrink to pinpricks
Mother of god...
>Your front door and the surrounding wall are blown out of existence
>The blast sends you clear across the room, slamming you into the back wall and dazing you
>You slump against the wall and your vision settles
>You definitely had some broken ribs, and possibly other broken bones
>What used to be your door is now a gaping hole in the wall
>A figure stands in the opening, silhouetted by the morning sun and dust from the explosion
>As the dust settles and the figure approaches you, your dread doubles
>Fluttershy slowly saunters up to you, followed by more of the volatile abominations
>You look to your right, where your trusty pickaxe lies
>You cough up blood as you reach for it in a desperate attempt to defend yourself
>A claw knocks it away, and you are pulled up to face Fluttershy
>"No more games Anon." threatens the yellow rapist
>"Either you have sex with me, or my friends here will blow you, and all your hard work, out of existence."
>Oh shit, she's serious
>But you're no horsefucker, and you've got a trick up your sleeve
>You spit blood at her
"Bring it on, you yellow bitch."
>She wipes away the blood and sneers at you
>"So be it. I didn't want it to end like this, but I'm tired of the games, Anon."
>She turns to her accomplices
>"Do it. When he's dead, blow the rest of the house."
>As she walks away, you laugh
>You were in immense pain, but the sweet release was nearly here
>One of the green demons stands in front of you and looks down on you
>An expression crosses it's face before it starts to hiss. Was it sympathy? Fear?
>Well, looks like the bastards have hearts
>A loud bang is the last thing you hear, as a searing pain tears through you
 
>You are Fluttershy
>You stand outside Anon's house as another explosion shakes the ground
>You really wish it didn't have to come to this, but you don't make empty threats
>Any second now, the house behind you would be blown to pieces
>A series of explosions goes off and you turn to examine your handiwork
>The dust is blown away and the house's supports crumble to the ground
>But something is wrong
>A single room still stands, seemingly untouched by the blast
>You stomp over to it, angry at the 'creepers' for not completing the job
>The outside walls of the room are a slick black glass, only scratched by the explosion
>You freeze in place as a metal door creaks open and a human, coated in diamond, steps through the frame
 
>You are Anon
>Goddammit, that hurts like a bitch every time
>You awake in your bed and you sit up, listening for the telltale hissing
>A series of blasts shakes the walls of your obsidian-coated room
>Just as you'd planned
>Sure, you had your doubts about the existence of creepers in this world, but better safe than sorry
>You step out of bed for the second time today, and open the chest beside your bed
>You pull out the diamond crafted chest plate and admire it
>It took a lot of convincing and bargaining to get the diamonds needed to make the armor, but it was worth it
>Who are you kidding, you fucked Rarity and she gave them to you, ya damn horse-fucker
>Be that as it may, you loved every second of it
>You don the diamond armor, sans helmet, and go to the iron door of your bedroom
>You open it and are greeted by the devastation that was once your house
>You barely catch a glimpse of your previous body disappearing in a puff of smoke
>You look to your right and see Fluttershy, frozen mid-trot
>You stride up to her and a devious smile creeps onto your face
"You can't kill me, Flutterbitch."
>You continue your stride, heading into town
>Your house was blown apart by
>Fucking creepers
>You easily managed to outsmart
>Fucking Fluttershy
>And soon, you would be
>Fucking Rarity
>Good end