>Day Underage in Equestria
>You are Anon
>Wake up and commence the Triple S, finishing up with a backflip down the stairs
>A panel of judges, all Discord, hold up signs
>10
>10
>9
"Cheap bastard..."
>You mumble as you make breakfast
>Bacon and toast, baby
>Turns out that ponies hate pigs, so killing them isn't necessarily a crime
>A knock at the door draws your attention from the culinary masterpiece
>Fluttershy's a bit late today
>You open the front door to Fluttershy and the Cutie Mark Crusaders
"Fluttershy, what the fuck is this?"
>You ask as you motion to the fillies
>"Are f-fillies your fetish, Anon?"
>The Crusaders turn around, face down and ass up, and present themselves to you
>Your pupils shrink to pinpricks and you shout to the sky
"CP! ABANDON THREAD!"
>Fluttershy recoils from the sound of your voice
>You turn and dive back inside just as a massive, red hammer smashes Fluttershy
>A thunderous voice is heard as the hammer is lifted
>"BANNED!"
>You step back outside and fall to your knees
"Oh thank you, Based Moot! Thank you!"
>You go back inside to find your bacon is burnt thanks to
>Fucking Fluttershy