>Hiya, I’m Fortune.
>Up until recently, my 21 brothers and i were all part of this guy named Anon, maybe you’ve heard of him.
>Anyway, some stuff went down, we kicked an extradimensional demon’s ass, and Anon got split into 22 new people.
 
>Y’know, just your average tuesday.
 
>I grabbed a key, and here i am.
>I don’t even know why i deserved a key over anyone else.
 
>I wasn’t good with combat or strategy.
>I mostly sat back and watched in social situations.
>I didn’t really stand out much.
>I only spoke up when I thought something needed to be said.
>But when the chance came, I knew i’d never be able to forgive myself if I couldn’t see Derpy again.
 
>So I took a chance, and I haven’t regretted it for a second.
 
>Now i’ll do everything I can to prove I deserve to be here.
>I’ll help me brothers, and anyone else, to the best of my ability.
>And when the time is right, i’m going to propose.
>But right now, i’m just sitting by this lake.
>I have a gut feeling there’s something I need to do here.
 
>Guess i’ll just see what fate has in store for me.
>”DEEAAAAATHHH WINS AGAIN!”
 
>Speak of the devil.
>Or the Death, rather.
 
*SPLASH!*
 
>And he’s not coming up.
 
>Great.
 
“Fan-fucking-tastic.”
>Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to drag this dumbass out of a lake.