I had an interesting thing happen to me yesterday at work.  As I went to greet my first customer of the day, my heart skipped a beat, as I had the odd feeling that I knew the person.  She was pretty, blonde hair, blue eyes...     "Oh my gosh, hey Anon!  It's been a while, do you remember me? It's-"   "Elaine!  Hey, it has been a long time!"   Elaine and I used to go to school together, since third grade up through freshman year in high school.  We were friends the whole time, but I had fallen for her since I first met her, though I could never find the courage to tell her.  I moved away rather abruptly one day, and I never had the chance to say goodbye.     "I'm surprised you still remember me..."  I muttered, not meaning to say that out loud.     "Yeah, I can see why, since you never even said goodbye!  You just vanished one day..."   "I know, heh, I'm sorry for that...  Family things happened, had to leave kinda suddenly..."   "Well, it still hurt.  You know, I never would have been able to tell you this, but I always had a bit of a crush on you back in school, and when you left like that..."   "Wait, what?  You had a crush on me?  I had a crush on you!  Well this is just great, if I hadn't had been such a pu--  so shy, who knows what would have..."   "Hey now, no need to dwell on the past, it doesn't matter either way.  I didn't mean to bring up any bad feelings, and besides, I'm married now, have a family.  How have you been doing, though?  You find anyone?"   "Well...  Honestly, no, not really.  After I went away, I was home schooled until I graduated.  After I got my job here, I haven't really had time to think about anything like that...  Last time I thought about that was, well...  You.  but that was a long time ago, of course..."   "Oh...  Well, are you happy here at least?  I mean, you like working here, right?"   "Yeah, it's an alright job, calm..."   As I sat there and talked with her, I got filled with more and more sadness.  I felt more lonely than I had allowed myself to feel in a long time.     "Hey, what's wrong," she asked, "are you... Crying?"   "Am I?"  I wiped my eyes, and felt tears stream back down my face.  Unable to hold it back any longer, I took Elaine's hand in mine and wept.  I cried more than I had in a long time, and she remained quite throughout the display.     "I'm sorry!" I cried out, "I'm so sorry for leaving you, sorry for not saying goodbye, sorry for not telling you how much I love you!  I'm so sorry!"   But as I cried, she just layed there, cold and unmoving on the embalming table.  One of the other morticians working at the funeral home came in after he heard me talking to myself, and was suprised by what he saw.     On the table, he saw Anon completely naked, furiously humping the body of the deceased Elaine.  Anon looks up at the unwanted guest, glaring at him with yellow, cat-like eyes.  He hissed, revealing two large fangs as well.  As Anon had sex with the body, he continued to maintain eye contact with the stunned mortician.     He started thrusting faster and faster, still snarling, and suddenly he stopped.  He just froze there, not blinking, glaring at the visitor.  After a few minutes, he pulled out, got up, put the girl into a coffin, and urinated on her.  He then punched the floor, showing off amazing power, as the floor crumbled below his fist.  He did this until there was a nice crater in the ground, threw the coffin in, and put the rubble back on top.  He urinated on it once again, and crab-walked past the speechless witness, out into the streets, and let out a howl right before he got hit by a truck.   I'll never forget you, Elaine.